JD Vance really needs to stop talking. He doesn’t have an opinion that aligns with anyone. Even in his own party.

Prove it and show the text. Otherwise,

JD is a terrible liar. Ok good...🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/kn-W5uFq1zc?...

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If he doesn't post the name of who said it...it's a lie. Or a show of cowardice. Probably a mix of both. It IS jd vance.

Don’t believe a damn thing he says …. He has proven time and time again how untrustworthy he is.

It’s always about performance art

Childish.

My MAGA cousin couldn’t fly with his wife because, according to my mom, they aren’t quite sure of her status. Sorry but I consider that a win.

Fukin idiots...

JD Vance texted himself?

JDs "someone just texted me" is the same as Donolds "many people are saying".

dumb, dumber, MAGA

no fact checking allowed tho

But remember, everything the comes out of JDs mouth is a fucking lie.

"Owning the libs" at the low low cost of wrecking the country.

So that person was always going to vote yes. That’s really the truth

Yeah. Sure. Idiot. He cast the vote to break the tie.

Toilet paper with eyeliner

This cunt's story has about as much reality as TACO's "dear sir with tears in his eyes" stories.

We used to have chess players. These guys play tiddly winks.

omg this is total bs!!! Vance couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.

F*cking children.

Sure, I bet that’s 💯 true. 👌🏻

He is not a member of congress...His vote doesn't count. Putin with Thiel's help put him in WH, because he was against Ukraine.

He wasn't undecided. he's putting the blame on someone else. Is he dead yet, too??

Sound political strategy, isn't it?!

Vance just wants to feel included, come on guys be nice

This just confirms what we already know and that is JD Vance is an asshole. Things will get even worse when they finally decide to get rid of Trump (25th Amend) and install Vance as president.

"Own the libs" at all costs. Pathetic.

yeh bullshit

This is what livin life to own the libs gets ya.

My professional reason for throwing America under the bus? It will piss off a black man.

Throwing America under the bus because of a black man they don't like is basically a Republican tradition at this point.

Nothing quite like owning the libs... all the way to digging your own grave, where you won't rest in peace, assholes.

jd is such a prick.

He is such an as#hat loser!!

HAHA clever man.

Those Reps that voted to not impeach Dump after the insurrection know that the blowback will not be forgiving. So they're counting on the ICE funding to prevent/delay that.

So who is that Congressman, @jdvance? Or is he afraid to identify himself to his constituents?

That's such an excellent way to think about legislating...spite and malice, not extent of national AND constituent damage.

Lesson we all learned today by the passing of the big CRUEL bill by Republicans: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink. This is not about policy differences, this is about moral differences. The Republican Congress just showed America that their moral compass is broken.

JD Vance said, What!? Vance is a egregious sycophant. Approx. 330 million Americans will have money taken from their pockets so terrorist Trump, the scam artist, can give his 28 million rich buddies lower income taxes. Imagine what the MAGA voters who trusted in Trump are saying about the liar now!

Yeah. That’s bullshit

The cult doesn't care how bad it hurts them too, but hey, they made libs cry.

translation: As soon as the cheque from Lord Caligula cleared I changed my vote.

It’s not a win. $500 says that phone call never happened.

Trumf and him are watching Faux from the couch. I hope they can stay awake and Vance is not, anyway you know what I mean.🥴

Isn’t JD just the cutest? Let’s CRUSH a few million useless people because Black men give him the creeps.

generalstrikeus.com

"You wouldn't know this congressman - he's in Canada."

Fucking liars and cowards

Nobody texted him, he has no friends

#FJDV

What, did Jeffries delay his vacation time? Heartless prick

I hope he remembers that statement when he loses his election in 2026! Own the Libs, own the Loss.

It's called "biting off your own nose to spite your face". What are these people? 4-year-olds?

Vance is a lying sack of 💩!

Deny that rep-and Vance-communion. They-and the rest of the evil cabal are responsible for killing thousands of people. These people are both born ---and unborn.

Ill take things that never happened for $400 Alex

Republicas are pissed because they’re missing their vacation time, having to stay in the Capitol all week. Jeffries throwing a wrench into to their long weekend. 🤔

Sociopath. How is it we have a majority of sociopaths in charge of our government?

If someone is a firm yes after hearing Jeffries, then they are a hateful, vindictive, self-centered fool.

They are so silly and evil smh cosplaying politicians smh

IMO, this "G"OP congressman is just as real as the big, strong man with tears in his eyes who appears in Trump's "Sir" stories. These decibytes are such bad liars.

Tell me you’re a racist without directly saying you’re a racist.

File under Things That Didn’t Happen.

Mentally, VANCE is an 8 year old.

Making excuses!

That’s the GOP in a nutshell.Everything done out of spite

There are thousands of people in this country who will literally die because they were so intent on owning the libs.

And that’s the “beauty” of the couch fucker.

JD Vance is a pig

Such a lying p.o.s.

"GOP Congressman" is a weird name.

Not that jd would make up a bullshit story. It's what good Catholics like him do.

Upsetting liberals is easy. Jeffries speech was nothing but political theater. www.foxnews.com/opinion/cong...

That’s pure BS. JD would never publicly admit he was on the fence about this bill.

Nobody was undecided

He’s such a turd.

Where did you find the JD Dunce High School graduation picture?

That's how they make decisions - based on what triggers them, not using any logic.

Wrong. They are for sale. The highest bidder gets their vote.

The pope needs to excommunicate this fake Catholic

They should campaign on that, next time. Just come right out, in speeches to their constituents, and say: “Well, I know it threw thousands of you into desperate times, but…I got a chance to ‘own some libs,’ and I had to do it.”

More proof these people give 2 shits about their VOTERS.

the iconic "Knullsoffan", or in English: "The fuck couch".

The VP of the US is a schoolyard bully.

The schoolyard bully is how Gym Jordan acts. I am a buckeye that’s ashamed of the worthless asshat. He has done absolutely NOTHING to help the people in his district.

Yet somehow, the people keep sending him back to Congress.

Red Ohio and the legislature has this state so incredibly gerrymandered that they pass all kinds of crap laws to get their way. Ohio state Supreme Court goes along with it because of a super majority.

Vance and all the MAGA are Crackers.

assholes....the whole lot of them. Good Luck America! you're going to need it.

He was always a firm yes.

You are the problem with our country. You don’t care about policy or building a greater nation. You vote for cruelty to others, mocking people, and ‘owning the libs’. Grow up.

It’s a chess match between the two parties and Americans are the pawns.

“GOP Congressman” & “Canadian Girlfriend”

I doubt that happened. Vance taking lessons from his boss and making up conversations.

They're sick. Just like her

He’s such a baby.

Fabrication as truth. Much like Trump. Except Vance left out "with tears in his eyes" since it was a text. 😉

Notice no one named. If it’s true name them and let them confirm.

FU Vance

JD Vance, I would like you to explain your prolife stance with causing millions to lose healthcare and food assistance! Please explain how that works in the Catholic community!

The American people don’t matter, to them it’s a popularity contest and they need to constantly one up their opponent and show them who is boss. Just a bunch of old men, and some women, playing high school again.

What a way to live your life. The emotional intelligence of the GOP is nonexistent. None of should feel safe when decisions are made based upon dunking on someone they don’t like instead of the real human (or inhumane I should say) impact on the people they “serve”.

When you face your constituents over their loss of Medicare and snap benefits, and the closing of hospitals, as your constituents die and ask you about the bill, remember you were a firm yes and say it often.

This didn't happen

Because "trust me bro", right? The fact that he isn't naming anyone and still pointing out that it's all about "owning the libs" is rather telling. Even if it was true, it would mean that we have 3 year old kids acting as congressmen (ok that's probably true anyway) throwing tantrums.

GOP Congressman lies. Vance lies.

What a liar. Everyone of them are a firm yes. They are only holding out so their people aren’t mad at them and keep voting for this trash that only cares about the rich.

Of all the pieces of shite in Drumpf’s decaying orbit, the Couchphucker is only 3rd rate, but I’ll enjoy watching him get his during Nuremberg 2.0 all the same.

As much as I want to say he made this up, the right-wing "own the libs at all costs" mentality makes it believable.

Most VPs settle for being invisible. Vance goes the extra mile to be the most unlikeable. I bet Aaron Burr was better company.

Liar

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

So glad they were elected BY the people to SERVE the people. Vitriol is their super power.

All the people who think this really happened, raise your hand. I want to get a good look at you

A firm yes man turd .. So pissed at these games with OUR health OUR money. But hey good ahead and give the brownshirts 70bil and build a kill camp in Florida in a week. Ya pukes! 😡😡😡😡😡

Trump and Republicans in the House and Senate are pushing a bill that the majority of Americans don't want. On top of that, this bill is going to hurt many who voted Republican. My hope is that American voters remember this when the midterm elections get here.

If this passes our job is to remind them every single day.

Also, this never happened.

JD Vance is a sycophantic imbecile. A White Trash guy trying to be elite. He will say anything to separate himself from his people and he will destroy them for his own selfish ends.

You are an traitor to the Constitution and your fellow American brothers and sisters. Hate has no place here. No Country is GREAT who favors the idle rich and shits on the working poor.

he's lying. he won't even name the person. LIES

Exactly! 🤣🤣

It smells just like "some people are saying".

Like his book, Vance is still writing fictional stories.

I'd take anything Shady Vance says with a 20 pound bag of salt.

Liar ... they all lie .

Beyond stupid.

Have the balls to say who it was - but I doubt that even happened or it was a lick the boot thing.

What a lying fool!

Yeah, fuck Amerika right JD?

JD is stealing @nytpitchbot.bsky.social's bit.

What an asshole and lying POS!!

They should all be ashamed of themselves, I hope they rot in hell

So doing one’s job is performance now. Ok, we will remember that when you give an impassioned speech on why babies don’t need food, the first response for the rest of the year should only be “Thanks for that performance, it was quite entertaining. It did nothing to address the subject, but nice try”

Maybe he meant this..

That’s the entire goal of EVERYONE in this administration, just doing things to be spiteful & harm people. The most immature administration we have ever had. Just dumb Vance is an a$$ h0le.

Choose America: Socialism or Barbarism

That Congressman is a racist POS. He definitely didn’t hear what he was saying

Amazing he can talk his tongue is so brown?

Isn’t this the guy who said they’ll say whatever they need to to win the election? So why would we believe anything he says now?

Never happened. But if it did, a leader of any substance, which we know JD is not, would have told the member, that's a crappy reason to vote for a bill.

Of course he’d say that, that’s politics. Enjoy the oppression that Trump’s $60 ICE gestapo brings you.

#VanceMonster

Sure And they’re eating the dogs & cats, they’re eating the pets Vance lies as he always has Couchfuqr

Like everyone in this administration, when JD opens his filthy sewer hole, lies spew out.

It’s a bs excuse designed to silence opposition.

PROTEST‼️ WE NO LONGER LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE‼️

This ain’t about power, it’s like screwing people they want to diminish and kick to the curb like a used couch.

Vance is trying to stir things up so people can blame Dems when the bill passes. Which is what they want.

There's no good rationale for taking healthcare and food away from people in need so they go to the only thing they have — culture war. But are lib tears really enough at this point? I think the low poll numbers for the bill show that even part of the lib-hating Trump coalition is peeling off.

For the Republicans, any excuse will do.

This shows well enough - They don´t care for American citizens, they just play silly schoolyard bully games.

Maga is the high point of stupidity!! Or plain fascism.. 🤡🥄💩

MAGA is both: stupidly fascist

Don't believe that from Vance it's just like trump when he says a baby came up to and said Sir. Calling BS

Such babies! 😡

The Nazi party are building #concentrationcamps & stealing from the poor

come on, no one texts JD Vance, no one talks to JD Vance.

Except his couch side piece

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Lol exactly

The thing has never been firm in his life. I asked his couch.🥴

Always the unnamed anonymous republican.

Priorities, right?!!

If you're not naming names, you're lying. On the other hand, if their lips are moving, they're lying.

So Jeffries speech is striking cords and getting attention because the MAGAs are ALWAYS gaslighting