Why do I think he wrote this himself?

He’s wearing white jeans in his heart.

This isn't the country this is the party in charge that sees people who aren't them as not necessary.

Maybe try a uniform. After pic, he falls down the stairs.

Trump’s lorte land !

Yieeehah, Wiskey Pete is in town.

Ugly worm.

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Political shit on the official DOD account??? One of the most basic rules of any legitimate democracy is to not fucking involve the military in politics... The U.S is soo fucked...

Amen to that. Or should I say Jawohl

It hard to do a keg-stand in worsted wool.

What do you expect him to wear to the local fraternity rager?

Where did he win that belt buckle? What event?

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Yep, thought so.

Sure we are. Very serious. In the most embarrassing way.

America devolves.

Its almost like theyre flooding the zone with poo to distract from texas/epstein/...

Gross

Fuck these assholes.

Hegseth is trash. He endangered the lives of our military forces with his Signal chat nonsense. He should be fired and sent to prison for treason.

he is such a fucking clown, my god and tacky AF

As if this government could not humiliate us any more, then this comes out. 🙄

So 5 years ago

Think we found some more waste, fraud, and abuse for DOGE to eliminate.

Does anyone actually give a shit? Cause this feels like astroturfed BS. Could it be a dog whistle? Maybe. But also who gives a shit? It’s fucking jeans?

Mostly I mean that we have literal fascist BS going on to focus on. Just don’t buy the jeans. This messaging and “outrage” feels circa 2016, and we have actual fascism at our door. I just don’t care.

Not like that's even an attractive fit

They actually think this pisses people off. Huge win GOP 😂

Isn’t a belt buckle like that a tombstone for a dead 🤬

He’s got enough kids.

Every White House social media post sounds like a smarmy sophomore that screams "do you know who my parents are?" & is convinced he's edgy and hilarious...

whoever writes these press releases sure spends a lot of time near the pants...

#AmericanEagle I am presuming 🤣🤣

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Where's his balls?

You stopped being a great and serious country in the mid 1980s. It’s just taken 40 years for the moral depravity to crack the surface. I saw cracks forming in the late 90s and early aughts.

Taco 💋 Ghislaine 💋 Epstein Taco 💋 Ghislaine 💋 Epstein Taco 💋 Ghislaine 💋 Epstein

Nope you’re not.

Was American Eagle always a r-wing brand? Because I don't see leaning into Nazism as the big branding move they think it is.

You have got to be kidding!

little tight in the crotch, no?

Nothing there. The two ex-wives took everything.

The scary part is that this thought is not complete. “We are not a serious country anymore in the best case scenario” is a more accurate representation of reality.

Nobody ever thought you were. Greetings from Europe!

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I'm Irish. You haven't been since Nov'24.

Hahaha, “anymore”.

Clown show!!!

It is embarrassing and scary at the same time

Behold….the bungling, paranoid, and incompetent SecDef greenhorn in all his Christian Nationalist glory. He’s ‘Faux Patriot Pete’, with his little Amer flag 🇺🇸 pocket squares, socks, and suit jacket linings, who is on track to be a 1st ballot pick for induction into the Princeton Hall of Shame.

Arrested adolescence. We're back in high school folks.

We thought Nixon and Bush were so bad. Those were the good ol' days

Were you ever?

I believe the term is "shithole"

the ass they want to crawl into is on the other side

Is this before or after he plasters on the makeup, like the real drag queen he is?

...and a loose mouth

He thinks he’s way better looking than he is.

The Trump admin is creepy AF.

Omg we have crazy people running the Whitehouse

Meh, US has been a ridiculous place for a decade

#maga Son of b*tch 'why don't you wear a suit'

The world and Putin laughs! Agent Krasnov is doing a good job!