WTF is Trump doing on the White House roof?
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He got lost on his way to the Oval
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Like all dictators, he's just looking for a balcony.
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
spend MY money?
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe instead of shooting himself like Hitler, he is just going to jump 🤭
aug 5, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 1 • view
I'm guessing he's sussing it out for a gold statue or a tacky gaudy TRUMP neon sign. Or a TRUMP strobe light into the atmosphere like Batman had
aug 5, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Planning his escape route
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Looking for the Epstein files?
aug 5, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Looking for White House leaks
aug 5, 2025, 5:30 pm • 4 1 • view
Quick! Someone tell him that gravity is a myth!
aug 5, 2025, 6:10 pm • 4 0 • view
Making more for his successor to fix.
aug 6, 2025, 9:53 am • 1 0 • view
Being a target of opportunity?
aug 5, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Pedo was hoping for another fake assassination attempt to distract his base from the base things he did with Epstein.
aug 6, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 12:07 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s scouting the layout for his new penthouse suite.
aug 5, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Jumping? Please say he's jumping.
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 3:05 am • 2 0 • view
DO A FLIP!
aug 5, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Looking for his Frisbee.
aug 5, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 1 • view
Falling, hopefully.
aug 5, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Isn’t this where we are going to get the new ballroom?
aug 5, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
The Very White House has a roof rat. Say CHEEZ
aug 6, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
Has anyone started a chant? Jump. Jump. Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump...
aug 5, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
He's testing positions to get his ear "shot" again.
aug 5, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Looking for Lavrenti Beria.
aug 5, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Being an idiot.
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Remember that scene on the roof in The Untouchables? All we need is a hero to do the same.
aug 5, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Planning an addition is my guess. Maybe a spa where he can hire teenagers to massage him and his richest friends.
aug 5, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
HOPEFULLY JUMPING!!!
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 18 0 • view
I was thinking the same thing. 😈
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Will Trump Jump? See Trump Jump! Jump, Trump, Jump! Jump into the Dump! Trip over a Bump! Jump, Jump, Trump, Jump!
aug 5, 2025, 5:25 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 7:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Pretty sure it's not smoking pot with Willie Nelson.
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Look at all the little toads waddling along behind that mound of manure.
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 3 0 • view
He thinks he's a king looking down over his kingdom. In reality he's a clown and we can hope a UFO drives by and beams him up.
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 24 1 • view
They'd dump him on the first space rock they could find. Or just eject i to space...
aug 5, 2025, 5:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Planning an escape?
aug 5, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
He wanted to turn on the PEDO-signal.
aug 5, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
The Guardian has an interesting take on this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
aug 5, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Double standards for sure. Media is afraid of him.
aug 6, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
These monologues sound just like my mother-in-law who has Lewy Body dementia
aug 5, 2025, 8:20 pm • 3 0 • view
It's even more apparent when his monologues are transcribed
aug 5, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Yet a lone shooter could pick off a sitting President in a moving convertable with multiple shots fired from much farther away? Life is so unjust.
aug 5, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Trying to find the leak about epstein.
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣👌👊☀️🥰🥰
aug 5, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Scoping out escape routes. The only bunkers *he'll* get trapped in are at Bedminster.
aug 5, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
It's his Eva Peron moment.
aug 5, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
He is auditioning the roof for his place to watch the next military parade
aug 5, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
The closest thing he has to standing on a palace balcony waving to the crowd? His fixation with royalty.
aug 5, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Wants to make the WH the tallest building in Washington DC to compensate for losing that honor in Manhattan
aug 5, 2025, 5:18 pm • 2 0 • view
If only they all were lemmings.
aug 5, 2025, 6:45 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 6:48 pm • 8 1 • view
Jump already
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
jumping, I hope
aug 5, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Jump, please.
aug 5, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view
He thinks he’s the pope so they’re remodeling the white house to resemble the vatican.
aug 5, 2025, 6:16 pm • 2 0 • view
No worries, he's on a leash.
aug 5, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 6:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Being fat and stupid.
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Putting up a “for sale” sign.
aug 5, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
He wants us to wonder. Shiny object here...no, HERE.
aug 5, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Mom! Grandpa’s on the roof again!
aug 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 5 0 • view
Casino
aug 5, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Only his psychiatrist knows…
aug 6, 2025, 6:34 am • 0 0 • view
His hand gesture suggests he wants a dome up there. No doubt a gold one. He has zero taste in architecture. Leave our house alone!
aug 5, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Diddler on the Roof
aug 5, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
"Are considering jumping, sir?"
aug 5, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Diddler on the Roof
aug 6, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Dunno but hope it’s high enough to fall off and kill the fucker
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Bimbo bringing up the rear? At least she knows her place
aug 5, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Remaking Evita....
aug 5, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Fucking something up.
aug 5, 2025, 5:11 pm • 8 0 • view
Bingo👊
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Butthole tanning
aug 5, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
So he’s lying down face up?
aug 5, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Jumping?🤞🤞🤞
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 4 1 • view
Looking down on the masses
aug 5, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
“I’m allowed to. I’m allowed to do it, I have a right to do it if I want” Fn toddler.
aug 6, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 5, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
The crazy ass is looking for something else to destroy.
aug 5, 2025, 5:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Woof. Not a good look for a party that wants to project their leader as not in cognitive decline.
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Unless he’s jumping i don’t care.
aug 5, 2025, 5:30 pm • 8 0 • view
Oh, just WTF *isn’t* Trump doing up on the roof. A glass half full, and all of that… I think we should encourage him to build a fort up there.
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Classic geriatric patient
aug 6, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
And look at those morons following him Have they no shame or self respect?
aug 6, 2025, 3:25 am • 1 0 • view
Paranoid about bugs Figures he is safe from surveillance up there
aug 5, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s another body double!
aug 5, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
This is what builders while planning construction... or destruction. Trump is a permanent stain.
aug 5, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Distractions?
aug 5, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Target practice?
aug 5, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Better target?
aug 5, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Looking to build a rooftop pool and party room.
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 12 0 • view
Or three/four additional floors
aug 5, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
You bet
aug 5, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
1. Capturing the news cycle 2. Mussolining
aug 5, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Has anyone explained to felon-rapist-traitor-president that he doesn't actually know ASL? 🙄
aug 5, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Asking for it.
aug 6, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
You told us that God protected you from that bullet. If you jump, he won’t let you fall! Don’t worry, FOX will cover the miracle.
aug 6, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
Must be where his new throne room is going in.
aug 5, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Dictator stuff
aug 5, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Did he find my Frisbee?
aug 6, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Anything to distract from real life that’s Trump for you
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s going to build something on the roof….just wait….
aug 5, 2025, 5:47 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 1:01 am • 0 0 • view
Jump! Push!
aug 5, 2025, 5:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Contemplating life and stuff.. Or perhaps he pressed the wrong button when trying to use the elevator to go down in his bunker?
aug 5, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Looking for somewhere higher to put his throne.
aug 5, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Paranoid as in dementia.
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
And who is he waving to?
aug 5, 2025, 5:07 pm • 5 0 • view
Trump stood on the roof of the WH and did a half-dome gesture. I heard that Colbert thought it might be a boob i.e. that he wants to put a boob on top of the WH. I think it might be a golden dome like the one seen on the Temple on the Mount in Israel.
aug 6, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I wish he were jumping.
aug 5, 2025, 5:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Investigating development potential for a few more storeys. All self respecting property developers are at it.
aug 5, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
He probably want to see what the paved over rose garden looks like from up there. ...or maybe he's planning on adding a penthouse to it?
aug 5, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Thinking about jumping? 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
aug 5, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
The Republican Party America
aug 5, 2025, 5:25 pm • 2 0 • view
The President of the United States of America has nothing to do for the people of America.
aug 5, 2025, 5:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Likely he wants to construct Apartments.
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
For just a second, this reminded me of that one episode of The Office where Michael is up on the roof talking about the dangers of depression.
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 5 0 • view
Trump’s remodeling his house. People should realize he’s not leaving. He’s a man building a White House resort
aug 5, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
People with dementia wander off if not properly supervised.
aug 5, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Kiddy Fiddler on the Roof!!
aug 5, 2025, 8:35 pm • 1 0 • view
He heard there are naked 14 year olds up there.
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 4 0 • view
I wish he would “jump”🤪
aug 5, 2025, 5:13 pm • 3 0 • view
He’s going to make a golden oasis on the roof…….and it will only cost the tax payers or the bribe money from networks, legal firms and colleges $500 mil.🌮🐔🤬
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Probably getting a view of the property before he tears down the White House to build a new one.
aug 5, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Is he planning on building another story?? I hope not.
aug 5, 2025, 6:48 pm • 2 0 • view
God damn, our press is ridiculous. Its embarrassing. Worthless.
aug 5, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view
He said it - out loud -- looking for more ways to spend the money. #EatTheRich #FTrump
aug 5, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
He's insane.
aug 6, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
He's reliving his "I'm the best builder" delusion. He must display competence somewhere. I think the staff cooked up the idea because he can be busied building his "Clusterfucked Ballroom" and talk about that. Otherwise, Trump talks too much and his cabinet has no time to be cleaning up his messes..
aug 5, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 1 • view
This is lunacy.
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
He wants to build a golden turret from which he plans to toss his enemies, putin style, onto the concrete slab that once was the rose garden.
aug 5, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
The only live performance of his final album?
aug 6, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view
What the? That's NOT the gif I posted! 🤣
aug 9, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
Someone should tell him Obama once successfully did a back flip off the roof
aug 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 56 3 • view
😈
aug 5, 2025, 5:36 pm • 2 0 • view
And he would try to outperform Obama and the results will just be ...
aug 6, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Falling off I hope.
aug 5, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Must be for a propaganda photo op.
aug 5, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Looks like a grid search. Maybe searching for his integrity?
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
What is he planning for the roof of the White House? God forbid! How about working as a president and not an inferior decorator!
aug 5, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Farting.
aug 5, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Well if he's jumping FFS don't stop him... I just worry it isnt high enough.
aug 5, 2025, 5:07 pm • 5 0 • view
Right👊 he’ll break something at best; then linger about in a wheelchair lashing out at us because he can’t at the roof or floor 🤬😉👌👊 then again, he IS frail🤞
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Since his brain is mush probably thinks he’s Mary Poppins
aug 5, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Too bad they didn't Putin him.
aug 6, 2025, 5:11 am • 1 0 • view
Why is the press Corps yelling “Jump! jump! jump!”
aug 6, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
If we are lucky, jumping off.
aug 5, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Planning to add 10 more floors he can rent out White House Trump Tower
aug 5, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Diddler on the roof!
aug 5, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm sure the Secret Service loves that.
aug 5, 2025, 5:07 pm • 3 0 • view
They probably cleared and closed down more streets with him outside. Buildings too.
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 2 0 • view
probably wants a gold rooftop pool
aug 5, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
jump trump
aug 5, 2025, 9:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Putin told him to go up there?
aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Planning the building of his idiotic ballroom where he can hold court like a freaking king does the press think it’s funny?
aug 5, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
He is on the roof of the WH to see where to put the gaudy trump sign and neon lights.
aug 5, 2025, 5:18 pm • 12 1 • view
He wants to put up a golden dome like the ones in mother Russia
aug 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 8 0 • view
Getting my hopes up?
aug 5, 2025, 5:06 pm • 41 1 • view
Planning the new Trumpsevatory on the White House roof with the biggest best most golden ever seen Teletrumpscope to look at our wonderful trumpiverse. we’re renaming mercury Venus and Mars: Don Jr, Ivanka, and Eric. Jupiter will be Trumpiter since it’s the biggest! thank you for your attention.
aug 5, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Planning a new turret for the White House?
aug 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh heck. He is going to #realestatedevelop the White House and put some cruddy glass extension on the roof. Bet it has a tacky pool. 🤢
aug 5, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Surveying the roof he plans to paint gold.
aug 5, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Plotting where the next ‘shooter’ will be
aug 5, 2025, 5:33 pm • 9 2 • view
my first thought too lol
aug 5, 2025, 5:55 pm • 3 0 • view
Another wrong turn his yes men were afraid to say anything about?
aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
👌😂😂🥳🤣🤣👊
aug 5, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Just a whole other level of crazy, but what is even more crazier then this- as someone ( him) who was almost taken out last year, you would think the last place he want to be is on the roof walking around no matter where it is. Make a person wonder what really happened last summer.
aug 6, 2025, 11:46 am • 0 0 • view
With any luck getting ready to jump?
aug 5, 2025, 5:27 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Definitely not smoking with Willie😩
aug 5, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Seeing where the ballroom destruction will begin!
aug 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 4 0 • view
He got lost and wandered up there. I mean he falsely accused Biden of getting lost on the WH lawn, but only 💩 could get so lost he ends up on the roof.
aug 5, 2025, 5:45 pm • 4 0 • view