He’ll do anything to be relevant again

No one cares.

Thoughts and prayers

Nah

Fail. On multiple counts. He is still here and it only makes one want to see the Epstein Files more.

Why does this remind me of the chick who claimed to find a toddler on the highway…

Rudy wrecking his car to take everyone away from the “Trump’s dementia is accelerating” story, what a team player

Was there oil in the street to clean up or was it hair color?

About to make nuisance suits in order to get money to pay prostitutes he stiffed

Hmmm.... What kind of car does Karma drive?

Oh no!! Anyways, I'm having chicken, rice and veggies for lunch today!! Made at work in my Insta Pot!! Love that thing!! And, yes, I DO have soy sauce!!

I hope his teeth are OK.

Did the ambulance take him to Four Seasons Landscaping and Emergency Medical Center?

I hate to sound suspicious, but… #ETTD

He’s broke, and I smell a lawsuit.

But he can afford a “security detail.” That can’t be cheap.

And he is a former lawyer...

And who will pay his bill???

KARMA...

new york is a dangerous city

If His Honor Rudy suffered a brain injury, Who'd know?

Is that the American version of falling out of a window?

Hope he has healthcare coverage😡

I think he’s benefiting from all that socialism he claims to hate.

OMGawd, does he still have health insurance??? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

That's the end of Rudi... he'll probably never get out of a wheelchair... better start making amends.

The man is totally irrelevant now. Why bother bringing this kind of 'news'?

Good! I hope he’s suffering immensely!

🤞 please get one right

“I don’t know, bosth, one minute I’m looking at the beautiful NY thkyline, and the next minute I’m in traction!”

Thanks for the good news.

But how is the car?

Would love to know his BAL.

Apparently he was a passenger. That’s in the police report.

Ah well. The sun will probably rise tomorrow That's life. Have a great day!

But did they release the Epstein files?

Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol🎶 Fruity Rudy

Hope the cars are okay.

Good news

What's everyone having for dinner?

They brought him to the 4 seasons to recover

Couldn’t happen to a better guy

'Thoughts n prayers'hmmmm ?????

😢….😂🤣😂

I care, no, I really hope they can save the car.

Does anyone know what time the game starts?

No one gives a fuck!

Well, great. Just great. Now we have to send the National Guard to NH to deal with all the rampant traffic crime there.

Mark my words - Soros, Biden, BHO, and Killary were behind this. Why do they HATE Rudy G. so much 😆

Can’t possibly be damaged any more than he was pre-accident.

Looks like that dog finally had his day. Do Scump next.

Boo hoo🐊

Who?

Don’t care a single bit

Rudy was trying to kill himself. Trump was driving the car that broke Rudy's back. Brokeback Rudy. Now he has a broken back to match his broken brain. We should definitely spread conspiracy theories..... That is what Rudy did for Trump to Americans spread conspiracy theories. Let's do this!

“Brokeback Rudy”….well done!

Thank you 😘

Nature always evens the score?

Just seriously injured?

Is the car okay?

Oh no....anyways

Who?

Hope everyone else involved is OK.

The downside is Morgan & Morgan will jump on this case and get Giuliani a bag for his injuries.

Is Miller next to make the trifector?

What’s everyone having for dinner tonight? I’m thinking chicken parm.

Before I got this news, I was planning on just a plain ole burger and fries. Now I'm not so sure. I might need to add in a nice Mexican Coke bottled near the Gulf Of Trump Is In The Epstein Files. Thoughts?

Mackerel poached in cider.

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

Something stinks worse than just Rudy farting up the car.

Timing is everything.

Ok. Did he have the files?

Anyone else injured? Im

Tots and hairs

Rudy's final words were to release the Epstein files.

How drunk was he?

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

Karma - hope he suffers BIGLY

None of the articles make any reference to the car that hit his? Is that driver ticketed? Was it a hit and run?

Trump nearly dead (🤷), Rudy smashed vertebrate… finally, the news is good.

Don’t jinx it 🤞

And?

Press conference to discuss his medical status scheduled for tomorrow at Four Seasons landscaping.

I bet it’s no accident. Trump probably put a hit out on him.

Good

Another thing to add to the Wikipedia page

DUI?

Comes in 3s right?

Is the car ok?

Thoughts and prayers. I like this saying, no one really knows what you’re thinking about or praying for.

D'aww I love this for him!

fartsim.app/sounds/

Wouldn’t it just be terrible if he was suffering

He was probably drunk...

Oh shit! I hope he’s okay 😁 (Motherfucker died a long time ago)

I don’t have any thoughts or prayers.

One wonders. Hit from behind. Kind of like falling out of windows in Russia?

Something is off. I don’t believe his version.

His security detail doesn't know how to use AI to write a semi-believable and semi-coherent news posting yet. Shoulda contacted the First Lady's Press Office, then it could have been signed off on by the Prezdent himself.

PLEASE 🤞🏼PLEASE🤞🏼🤞🏼 PLEASE 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Karma was late, but still came.

Thoughts and Prayers....

sounds like being rear-ended had nothing to do with rendering aid to a victim of violence

Are they offering him to the reaper in exchange for Trump? Will he die? Will we get a twofer?

Sending clots and prayers

And?

Well, after whining about how broke he is, he can now use a lawsuit as a source of revenue. I'm looking for any sign of internal sympathy, but am coming up empty-handed.

Broke ass is probably suing before he even leaves the hospital. Was he drunk.. 🤣🤣

What lawyer would defend him? Here's a question. If Sunny Hostin is on Bluesky, I need a "legal note": If a lawyer has been disbarred, does he still have the right to defend himself in court?

Oh no! This should be headline news… #Epstein

Ok

Well, well, well. They let him drive? The Pickled beet farm I work on says, Eustis? Why’d you give him the keys again?

Is it true he got tagged by a driverless Tesla running in full AI payback mode?

…while he was busy tucking in his shirt.

🤷‍♀️

Amen!

👏🖕🏽💩

So how's everyone doin?

Hoping for it becoming critical. He is a deeply evil man.

I hope the air bag can be recycled. I mean the one that was deployed btw.

Not seriously enough apparently.

I don't care, do you?

I have a lot of thoughts, no prayers. I sure hope the car is ok.

😂

Exactly.

I have a prayer involving Giuliani...

😂

Only injured? Darn…

Thoughts and prayers. /s

A distraction from THE EPSTEIN FILES??

But where are the Epstein files? That’s top news not this crap.

What concerns me most about Rudy Giuliani‘s car accident is how many times he was on Jeffrey Epstein‘s jet.

I thought he was in prison.

Vision obscured by hair dye?

Fell out of window or even down a flight of stairs - now that would perk my ears up!

Was there no window available?

Well it is the 28th anniversary of the crash that killed Princess Diana.

If Camilla was responsible for this, too, then I can't forgive her, because, this time, she didn't finish the job. (The preceding was intended as humor. Personally, I do NOT believe the royal family was responsible for Diana's death. But I can't stand Camilla.)

The media has whitewashed Diana out of the picture and made Camilla our fairy Queen instead.

I had thought that Philip was behind the racist attacks on Meghan. But he's been gone for a while now, so now, my theory is that it's Camilla. She's become the power behind Charles.

She's stuck. Her own kids can't inherit the throne. She can't stop William. But she can sow enough discord to discredit the family that once so discredited her, and get her revenge that way. But the family always bounces back, whether the problem is Edward & Wallis, Margaret, Andrew, whatever.

I always thought the paparazzi was responsible. If they weren’t being chased, the driver wouldn’t have been speeding.

That was the impression the U.S. media gave us at the time. I have seen no credible reason to doubt this since.

And people say prayers aren't answered

Don't take him to a hospital... Just Thoughts and Prayers!

He looks ok

What was his BAC?

That’s the correct question

Was this asshole driving ?

Awww Rudy don’t sweat this you’ll be dead for good before long! 🙌

Oh. I'm baking banana bread.

I feel like ordering a pizza. 🍕

Thoughts and prayers for your banana bread.🤣

Thanks, but not necessary. It turned out delicious, as it usually does

Very nice! My wife made delicious butter tarts (a Canadian favourite). They turned out yummy too!

I'll try it if you have the recipe!

www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12624... This is a pretty good one. I wouldn’t bother with coconut though.

This is not the first time I've seen random recipies in the comments of news articles, and I like it!

They rival the importance of the particular news article

Very true!

Glad I could be of assistance! Give it a try! They are like little gooey pecan pies.

I plan on it! Thanks for sharing!

That looks so good! I'm putting it on tomorrows agenda. Thanks!!

Loved reading your little banter, people politely sharing a recipe, who would’ve thought we could still be civil to one another in the age of gumpf but so happy we can

That sounds fabulous!

Control your black head juices. Eye contact with them = instant disorientation. Cars don’t pause for disoriented crooks.

I wonder if RFK Jr. will be his doctor?

Or the candy man!

Let’s hope so! Does he have enough money for RSVP services?

Probably try to get insurance money cos this old pig is broke.

Had the last ten years not occurred, I may have had sympathy.

I’m curious about the part of the story where he supposedly stopped his vehicle to help a victim of domestic violence.

Has he paid those women he defamed yet?

"Thanks Alex, I'll take 'Things That Never Happened' for one million dollars." “Giuliani was flagged down by a woman who was a victim of domestic violence prior to the accident. He rendered assistance and contacted 911, remaining on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety."

Thoughts. No prayers. Just thoughts.

Shame

I had Cheerios for breakfast.

He lived? Too bad

Je suis surpris, je croyais qu’il était en prison. Dommage…

I hope the car is ok.😏

After one death, it comes in 3s so🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

And?…

I’m hoping for a blood clot or some other serious complication

Good! Seriously hope it gets even more serious! The worms need to eat!!

Good‼️

Hope he’s ok, mitochondrially speaking

hope the car is fine

Omg! I forgot to get cheese! Anyway...

"Wipe that Merc off your face"

Thoughts and prayers! The answer to car accidents is not traffic laws or safety regulations, we don’t need all that government, what we need is more cars!

Karma is a b!tch

I wish him well.

Oh

Well if he drives his car like he's using his phone.... Hope the lawnmower is ok!

Going out to my favorite seafood place tonight. Looking forward to that

always the wrong one, but we are getting closer 💁

So.

Oh, that poor car.

first prayers then thoughts!

Thoughts and prayers. Cough.

Why couldn't it have been Trump?

Womp womp.

Maybe the accident knocked some sense into him.

bsky.app/profile/bone...

BREAKING: Rudy Giulliani Well you definitely got that bit right

Are there any journalists left to go to the hospital and speak with the cops, or are we just going with tweets to get the full story from now on?

So?

If it wasn’t for the woman who flagged him down, he never would’ve been seriously injured. Please let me know where I can contact her to say thank you.