I sincerely apologize to everyone at the grocery store who saw my butt cheeks, I did not realize how shorts my shorts were 😞 But while we’re on the topic how would you rate them on a scale of 1-10?
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100/10 why would you apologize for blessing the people?
sep 1, 2025, 10:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Ugh
sep 1, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I think I’d simply pass away from embarrassment. But 10/10
sep 1, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
At least I have a fat ass 😞😞😞
sep 1, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Hold on I gotta recreate this now
sep 1, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Marbles gone, but ass fat /j
sep 1, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine meeting one of ur oomfs at the grocery store “Omg…are you…Marbles_r_gone on Bluesky?? I loved your jayvik camboy fic!” all while in the produce section
sep 1, 2025, 11:03 pm • 13 0 • view
PLEASEEEEEE you look in my cart and I have whisky, nerds gummy clusters, matcha, and pasta sauce. “Omg hi how are you”
sep 1, 2025, 11:06 pm • 5 0 • view
I didn't see it but I know. 10
sep 1, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view