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Dagmar Faye @dagmarfaye.bsky.social

Omg, so many words!! I’m sure I will pop back in as I think of more: placebo Tucson paradigm (in front of my AP English class for a presentation 🤦‍♀️) …

sep 1, 2025, 1:31 pm • 6 0

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Marlena, quindi @quindimarlena.bsky.social

Para-diggem ? As a non-American with a lot of American books at the library some of the pronunciations can be tricky. I don't recall seeing Tucson, but I certainly struggled with Arkansas until I heard it on the news and put two and two together.

sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 6 0 • view
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Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) @ellafitzg.bsky.social

Did you think is was Ar-KANsas or arkanSASS?

sep 1, 2025, 10:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Marlena, quindi @quindimarlena.bsky.social

The former. Of course I had heard of Kansas from The Wizard of Oz, so I thought Arkansas was just Kansas with an Ar on the front.

sep 1, 2025, 11:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) @ellafitzg.bsky.social

I think that’s the common one!

sep 2, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Marlena, quindi @quindimarlena.bsky.social

It makes a lot more sense than Arkan-saw

sep 2, 2025, 12:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) @ellafitzg.bsky.social

What did Tenna see? She saw what Arkan saw What did Della wear? She wore a new jersey

sep 2, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Jackie Salsbury @jackiesalsbury.bsky.social

Is-land. Instead of “eye-land”. From Paddle To The Sea when I was a kid.

sep 1, 2025, 11:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dagmar Faye @dagmarfaye.bsky.social

Yes, para-diggem. And another student pronounced Sigmund Freud “frood”. So the teacher joked she was going to get a class pet and name it Paradigm Freud. Mortifying!

sep 1, 2025, 8:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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Marlena, quindi @quindimarlena.bsky.social

But we shouldn't be mortified. English is a ridiculous language and we were doing our best with the information available to us.

sep 1, 2025, 9:02 pm • 6 0 • view
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Carole Czoernie @czoernie.bsky.social

I hate when teachers do this! Depending on the student, that kid might never raise their hand again. My math teacher (who was also the football coach) would make a joke every time I asked an earnest but stupid question, eliciting laughs from all his players.

sep 1, 2025, 10:00 pm • 6 0 • view
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Carmel de Bertaut @carmeldb.bsky.social

My teachers would constantly compare students with their siblings who might be older or younger or even sometimes in the same class. The other sibling was, of course, always better.

sep 1, 2025, 11:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Carole Czoernie @czoernie.bsky.social

I'll take "How to encourage sibling rivalry" for 500! I empathize, in some ways this is worse.

sep 1, 2025, 11:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Marlena, quindi @quindimarlena.bsky.social

That is just awful teaching as well as unkind.

sep 1, 2025, 10:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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Carole Czoernie @czoernie.bsky.social

It is now for sure. Back when I was in school it wasn't at all unusual.

sep 1, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Marlena, quindi @quindimarlena.bsky.social

Same friend, same.

sep 1, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Carole Czoernie @czoernie.bsky.social

Guess what turned out to be my worst subject? To this day, I still have math anxiety.

sep 1, 2025, 10:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dagmar Faye @dagmarfaye.bsky.social

Behemoth

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dagmar Faye @dagmarfaye.bsky.social

There’s an askMetaFillter thread called “you’re doing it wrong” that has a lot of mispronounced words entries

sep 1, 2025, 2:45 pm • 2 0 • view