Someone was so disgusted by 'Christian' MAGA they asked when we can start branding them on the forehead with a T. That was f°°king funny. But really

In fairness, the church leaders of the first century church removed the requirement to follow all of levitical law, reducing it to four themes as described by the letter in Acts 15:23-29... Body modification is not on that list... That said, I still think it's funny...

Jesus also did it when he fulfilled the law

Hey! You're mocking our DOD Secretary.

Why? It seems fitting. Especially if it's in a spot that really hurts.

My ex girlfriend had a tramp stamp of a cross with a crown of thorns from a brief religious period of her life in her late teens/ early 20’s and it was the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.

Slinging hot ropes across our lord and savior with every backshot

Exactly my thought

Praise Jesus

Jesus sleeves are pretty funny also

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth with his Jerusalem cross tattoo.

The way Pete shaves his chest is weird

What cross are you referring to?

Leviticus 19:28

Kind of heavy metal if you think about it

And dangerous

*hanged

I think about this a lot. The cross is such violent imagery. I wish they had chosen the fish, a symbol of miracles and feeding people. Focusing on death has always seemed weird to me. If he died by electric chair, would they wear diamond jewelry of that?

Fish?

First, how could I NOT know this? Second, I love it. It is about bringing life.

It’s literally a death cult. This life is all about prepping for life after death. Weird is an understatement

I'm in the Bible belt. It's all weird.

lol, I’m in SC, churches on every corner. It’s beyond weird!

He was hung…on a cross

No wonder they nailed him

Seems like they could have just donated the $200 bucks they spent on that shitty flash tattoo to the needy, but maybe my priorities are messed up.

"You think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see one of those things again?" -bill hicks

Great bit. I think he compares it to Jackie Kennedy wearing a pendant of a sniper's rifle around her neck. "Just thinkin' of John..."

Wouldn't a piercing be more appropriate?

Probably

I don't think most places will do piercings in those spots

Buddy of mine was/is born again. He’d tells us what the Bible said/god said about whatever appeared while we watched the Simpsons. As he had a pierced ear and cheated on his wife and every gf he had, and bragged how his wife was a virgin, because they didn’t have traditional intercourse.

That’s just sad!

Like Branch Davidians getting tattoos of gunshot wounds or Scientologists getting tattoos of a cerebral hemorrhage

"Christians"

I’ve wanted a tattoo that just reads Leviticus 19:28 in script for a while now.

This is humor at its finest.

Especially those who do gay porn

Tattoos are a direct insult to the word of God according to the Bible, but these monsters don't care. This is simply a way for them to celebrate the flex of having a hierarchical society where the rules don't apply to them but are violently enforced on others.

Since when has Christianity been connected to the bible?

Same

I hope soon that the biggest Trump fans will like to wear Congestive Heart Failure necklaces and tattoos. *crosses fingers*

You can find them with a handful of pork rinds, wearing a cotton/poly football jersey, grilling shrimp next to their garden of tomatoes and peppers.

Square foot gardening is an abomination

No greater Hate than Christian love

Wear it on your sleeve religion, bc when you do that, you must REALLY be religious. Ask The Carpenter what tattoos mean.

I would love to see an ironic “Leviticus 19:28” tattoo

I see good Christians wearing crosses I DON'T see good Christians demanding that Republicans stop wearing them.