😂😂😂

Miles, I mean Kilometres, I have very fond memories of playing you in Sonic 2 on my Genesis when my brothers were tired of me failing on Sonic. Just thought I'd share. :P

😂

I mean I wouldn’t blame him lol tails would probably use the metric system.

so, its canon then

😂😂😂

This is what April Fools jokes should be like.

So, the little one was NOT named after Miles Davis..??? (Fool or no fool) wakaranai desu... 0_0

That shirt will definitely identify you as not a veteran.

It's a funny two-tailed fox!

Literally a thing that the military uses.

@thuan.bsky.social

Prower***

KKKKKKKKKK chamarei apenas de kilometers Powers agora

On Soviet Bluesky, Tails trolls you!

Im in my 30s. I grew up with this game on the sega. how am i just now realizing his name was a pun?!

It took me a month to even realise Tails was a fox and not an alien

Well! Today I learned. 😹

It took your comment from me to realize. Gdi

HOW

Ok, there's a few of us. I'm willing to float the idea that it's a poor pun if we didn't get it.

The liberal agenda strikes again amirite

His name is kilo prower now I don't make the rules

This one's got layers. A+

The 3 genders: male,female, european

the eurotheatre really throws one for a loop

Oh hell... I did not read that as eurotheatre... I think that's enough internet for me today. Good thing tomorrow is in 10 minutes for me.

welcome to europe kilometres prower!!

OK, but can we still call him Tails?

LOL AMAZING This was a good laugh

Love this for him

Given his stardom for the past 30-ish years, "moving" to Europe is really just him staying primarily at his summer home in the Alps. After all, for him a transatlantic flight is only one loading screen long. We will always have Marble Gardens.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU CHANGED YOUR LEGAL NAME "KILOMETERS" YOU STILL OWN ME MONEY!!

*traumatically flashbacks over snapcube's unleashed recomp playthrough* ...-D-d d d-Discord Mod Rant Chip, is that y-You?!!?!1111' *shivers*

Yep!, you are the only one who actually got the reference wow, you deserve a reward! Here, relieve some good old chip memories! youtu.be/PHoBQedqJyM?...

OH MY LORD ROFLH THE VENT CHANNEL IS SO 😄

,okay this is actual comedy gold though-

yeah gold, something that KILOMETERS DOESN'T HAVE!!!

Oh please, we all know you'd accept payment in chocolate

AT LEAST I WOULD ACTUALLY GET 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗗!!

Hilarious 😂😂😂 but maybe not a bad decision to move to Europe 0.0

🤣

So happy for her

K.M Prower is the coolest dude

is he now 1.6x faster, or does he just claim to be?

i will always support him! 🥰

Tails trans canon?????

representation matters

WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER

It's true.

I'm proud of you Kilo!

good for you

[I STILL HEAVILY DISLIKE YOU, BUT I RESPECT THE DECISION, KILO.]

congrats on coming out, Kilo!

As someone named miles you cannot do this

tough luck, you have to change your name to furlongs

Furlungus

Hey Sega, I know this is an April fools joke but I think this could be fun if it was one of Miles' cousins who's nickname was Kims or Kilo. And maybe use that old female Tails design too I bet it would get a lot of praise from the sonic fandom (I'd approve!) #KilosPrower

@sega-west.bsky.social has got time to make April Fool's jokes, but not time to give us the #SkiesofArcadia remaster or sequel fans have been demanding for DECADES. It's fine, just pump out another 5 sub-par #Sonic games for ever 1 good one. That's what fans want, they don't like ANY other IP. #smh

One American gets it

Europe? Where's that? Some little suburb in Spagonia?

youtu.be/ktnATBfEAQ4

Tell that A. Fools that WE, the SEGA Fans, WANT an official SEGA CD Mini, a SEGA Saturn Mini AND a SEGA Dreamcast Mini. A Lifelong SEGA fan.

Curse the woke mind virus trying to sneak subversive metric conversion indoctrination into the gaming world!!

I will never get over Tails having a full Christian name. Why isn't it also Rufus "Sonic" McGrath and J.T. "Knuckles" Colstead

According to the comics Sonic's full name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog

Last name ass first name

"Ogilvie Maurice"

False; that was solely Ken Penders' idea and never official.

its just maurice, the first part is none canon and by ken penders

Tbf the whole thing is non canon cuz its the archie comics

maybe it is...

THE WOKE MOB MADE TAILS TRANSITION INTO A EUROPEAN

Next thing he'll be using vegetable oil to power the biplane lol

Tails can make fake emeralds. Why would he need oil period?

there are a few who identifies as european, I even have some friends that do

LMAOOO THIS COMMENT IS GREAT

This is actually genius for a April Fools joke!

We can all agree that this isn't an April Fool's joke and is officially canon, right?

I love this! 😂

Lol I made that joke before this was even a thing lol maybe not the first but I did before lol

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Ah, Miles, Kilometers, I get it. 😆

Me looking at the date... Sus

Finally... he can replace all the imperial unit tools in his workshop with metric. I am so happy for him 🥲

Oh, you... you funny Sega lads...

🤣

We respect a transition around these parts.

honestly I've got a lot more respect for businesses that don't do April Fools garbage than ones that do

Welp lol

Congratulations for your transition!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🎉❤️

Kilometers Prower will appear in the next installment of the Sonic Franchise, Sonic in Europe, with his friends Fisticuffs the Echidna and Zoomyzoomclippycloppyquicktoeswutinnitbruv The Hedgehog.

He didn't move to the UK; the UK uses miles as a measure of long distance and mph for speed.

Hey Kilometers Prower can you please explain what your name means because CA CAWWWWWW 🦅🦅🦅🦅

It's roughly 6/10 of a mile.

Lolz okay

about ten thousand hamburgers long

That sounds accurate

Good for him! Good for him

We wish him the best

😂Brilliant😂 💯

The best joke/support meme today.

So I can't be the only one thinking we are going to start calling him Kills

Kilometers and miles are not the same thing; they are two completely different distances. Miles per hour is not equal to kilometers per hour, it's equal to kilometers per 37.28 minutes.

Do it anyway.

it's worse somehow that the "r" comes first in kilometres

Congrats. The metric system is for total winners.

WHAT

Kilo!

Great, thanks, I’ll post this to 1992 when people still didn’t give a crap about Tails.

Kilo would actually be a fire name though.

Was thinking Kil Powers

woke has gone too far this time

I fucking love this it's harmless and funny!

Damn the tariffs are really ruining things huh

Happy New Year

That's probably a joke!

*Canada*

He's trying to get away from any reminder of Cosmo. Poor dude doesn't have a healthy outlet. What's even worse is that British people areruthless when it comes to banter, and I would know, I'm one of them.

I love it, he will be KM Prower

so cool!

pip pip cheerio

2 seconds! 2 seconds you had me 😉

Kilometre is UK spelling & we use miles. (Well, depending, we use both). April fool’s before 12pm otherwise you’re the fool 😂🫠🤓

This wouldn't have happened under Biden.

waiting for then to say "April Fools"

Signature is A. Fools

@clubedochefe.bsky.social 😄

this is the most April fools ass thing ever

😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Interesting. . . . .

You got me and my Sonic loving friends 😂

Ok, but how does he feel about Brexit?

Trans 'Tails'? Cool.

Could have just moved north to Canada

YESSSSSSS

I've seen Crypto Markets be bigger jokes than you ever will be

I'M GIGGLING AT THIS

Miles Perower?

As an American, you're dead to me, Tails.

They deported Tails