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Ariana Serpentine @arianaserpentine.bsky.social

When that motherfucker does finally bite it it’s going to be this era’s JFK or Princess Diana. People will be like “I remember where I was when I heard. Grocery store, Safeway, 15th and 8th. I broke into dance and dropped my groceries and didn’t even care.”

aug 31, 2025, 5:19 pm • 65 8

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erickbt.bsky.social @erickbt.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ariana Serpentine @arianaserpentine.bsky.social

Imagine living in such a way that millions want to celebrate your death and are waiting for it with bated breath. Maybe don’t be like that.

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mark @markpr73.bsky.social

“I immediately began humping a tree and NO ONE SAID A WORD.”

aug 31, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view