August 2025 Jobs Report - Under the amazing leadership of President Trump, BLS concludes that the economy is doing amazing and is on fire. It’s so hot right now, like Hansel. Workers are making more money than they ever dreamed was possible. Grown men with tears in their eyes are expressing thanks.
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We laugh, but that won't be far off the mark from now on.
A *million* jobs created!
Under new sycophant appointee, it will be renamed the Bureau of Statistics (BS)
Has a single federally elected R expressed anything?
You forgot the caps-lock
You're hired!
Hmmm, it appears that he can fire anybody he wants but it'll never change the fact that as a president, he sucks and will continue to suck.
Eggs are now 10 cents an egg everywhere except wherever you, personally, get yours.
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Better idea . . . let's fire him for causing the lower job report numbers.
We are racing toward a full-blown authoritarian government where no one can question the 'truth' of Dear Leader. This is not my America. Why is anyone treating this as 'normal'? Why aren't investment houses, banks, and financial pros screaming for Congress to impeach Dear Leader?
They'll get around to it. Once it's too late.
He's still playing "Apprentice "....
let's see, is this firing #5 or 6? So he still has three and a half years to beat his old record of 157 that I knew of.
If he isn’t neutered at the mid terms we will have nothing left, quite frankly there is no way we make it 3 1/2 more years like this …
I wish I could up-vote you 100 times. This is the truth, and this is why this breaking news is not at all 'funny'. It's a reckless slide into authoritarianism.
Better be careful -- you may get hired in PR by the Trump criminal enterprise!
"We'll see what happens" #WSWH
What a 🤡
-Ghislaine Maxwell
The mishmash of Trump's non-strategic tariffs on input costs are just idiotic. Its cheaper to make the care in Tokyo, import into U.S at one base cost, than the huge costs of aluminum and steel production.
The head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics must be confirmed by the U.S. Senate? Asking for a friend.
Funny thing is that this is the one real thing that gets a Fed rate cut. Like he should be rejoicing. But no. He's as dumb as he's gross and a pedo.
Did he even bother to attend classes at Penn? Or did daddy simply buy his degree? He demonstrates so little knowledge of basic economics that it's hard to believe that he ever opened an Econ text.
He cheated his way through a third-rate business school
His sister, a former federal judge, said Donald would often have others take exams for him. He’s a lazy dumbass and he proves it on a daily basis. He has access to experts on every subject but zero interest in educating himself. He thinks he knows everything— egomaniacal, narcissistic sociopath.
I wish I could laugh at this.
You forgot to say, "Sir..."
He wouldn’t recognize a fact if it slapped him in his hideous face.
Eventually trump won’t have any staff to serve him ! Hopefully the rats will see the writing on the toilet wall and pull the chain on this dismal chapter on both sides of USA politics. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap isnt isn’t just a lyric . USA created its own demise in its debauched vote system n
Oh, he will fill all the positions with people who know nothing of the jobs they are tasked to do at the taxpayer's expense that they don't actually earn. Bleeding us dry...
Followed by a tweet from the WH saying that the booming economy means the fed needs to slash rates immediately.
I’m sure US creditors will accept this as well. And Alternative Labor Facts (tm) will encourage the future purchase of US debt.
Can hardly wait until my tariff check arrives 🤷♂️
It’s on fire, alright.
Grown men, big burly muscled men who say "Sir"
He shot the messenger. What an asshole!
And finishes with "and therefore the Fed must cut rates."
He's the epitome of dishonesty and corruption.
So now we get to get bs numbers. The next report must be checked. No lies from the pussy grabber in chief.
Between this & demanding that displays about his impeachment be removed from Smithsonian’s presidential wing, we’re closer to going full Beijing, meaning he’ll get internet companies to block/restrict access to any links to content that he doesn’t like. And of course, they’ll comply.
And, btw, we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.
Sir, thank you, sir. Now, can you release the Epstien files, sir.
The amazing thing about the economy being “on fire under Trump” is that Don Trump raped children and adults. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAGA
You left out the ”Sir” part.
So will this be Kid Rocks appointment now?
Off with their head!!!!
Looking forward to the South Park episode about this.
and THIS is why we need to lower interest rates to zero!
Zero is too high! Make them -1000%!
Trump doesn’t believe in facts when a lie works for him so much better
yeah we just entered la la land for good
"Dear Leader ..."
According to most reports, there’s a solid explanation as to why anyone would have tears in their eyes when speaking to him.
