When all you gotta do to escape ICE is to walk faster 🤣
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I didn’t know that tactical vests came in size elephant.
aug 19, 2025, 11:22 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 19, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Loving God, We pray for the people of Ukraine, for all those suffering or afraid, that you will be close to them and protect them🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
sep 2, 2025, 11:18 am • 0 0 • view
Only the best people 🤦♀️
aug 19, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
We pray, O Lord Almighty, Protect our beloved Ukraine, Grant our people and country All your kindness and grace🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
sep 2, 2025, 11:17 am • 0 0 • view
That's why they are hiring so many. Place a doughy fuck with a gun on every corner so that nobody has to run far
aug 19, 2025, 12:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Wishing him a nice cholesterol clog
aug 20, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
A prime specimen of manhood!
aug 20, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
"Master race"...
aug 19, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Throwing a sandwich makes a lot of sense now
aug 19, 2025, 10:47 am • 3 0 • view
maybe they are eating the foreigners
aug 19, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Who ATE all the pies!
aug 19, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
#ZeroStandards
aug 19, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
The KKKLandry’s own, code name “krackling” from Louisiana. But at least it ain’t Mississippi.
aug 19, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
What the fuck is that?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 19, 2025, 11:04 am • 0 0 • view
But why should a person even have to step aside for them? Why do they even exist. Must be for the same reason God made wasps.
aug 19, 2025, 11:10 am • 0 0 • view
They obviously have no Physical Standards (nor any other standards) all the ICE in every pic is Beyond Extremely Obese.
aug 19, 2025, 10:52 am • 0 0 • view
He’s earning that heart attack
aug 19, 2025, 10:51 am • 3 0 • view
They're stopping them from eating the cats and dogs by eating the migrants?
aug 19, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
He only signed up for the free sandwiches.
aug 19, 2025, 11:17 am • 0 0 • view
Don't be fooled! ICE has dark tech now. His vest is partly made from neutron star matter. If he pushes a button, a gravitational field is generated that attracts illegal immigrants. He's just the anchor. He needs to be fatter than the immigrants otherwise he's sucked towards them.
aug 20, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
I would screenshot him, but I'd need two phones.
aug 20, 2025, 6:51 am • 0 0 • view
They call him, the "DETAINER." Sure, he's slow and could use a few less twinkies: but once he catches you and SITS on you...you're DETAINED.
aug 19, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view