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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social

You realize he’s probably THE most tested Mariner…because of his results?

sep 17, 2025, 4:28 am • 1 0

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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com

Of course! But how does one test the power of a powerful dumper? 😂

sep 17, 2025, 4:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social

What’s that rear lift psi? LoL

sep 17, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com

All I know is that they gave him his own bobble-butt and there's an Etsy witch out there doing awesome witch things, which, to be clear, are all legal in MLB... as far as I know 😂

sep 17, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social

In any sense, flat out crazy what he’s doing

sep 17, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com

Friggin amazing 😍

sep 17, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view