🤭 Moo with me

We're close.

Bet that's not the first time you've said that in recent months.

This is exactly where my head went when I read the skeet.

Pardonnez-moi mes chers...mais est-ce que vous êtes des frères, par hasard ? 👀👀👀

«Est-ce que vous êtes fréres?» T'as pas besoin d'utiliser «des» là.

🤔 Ça sonne mal à mon oreille 😣 Je prérère avec l'article 🤪

Partitive articles are weird. But it's the difference between "are you brothers?" And "are you some brothers?"

Not...how I speak 😅

But we already know that I'm weird, so...😆

De TOUTE façon, je m'attendais à ce que vous vous embrassiez devant moi pour que je puisse en profiter 🤗 Allez-y donc! 😏

Haha and then say that we have always been this way in front of our parents too.

Who do you think taught us how to be so affectionate with family? (I'm going to hell for this joke).

I'll be honest. This one went over my head though.

Haha I don't judge.

I support this level of fuckery

The number of times I've gotten that from some folks with my very different looking, not to mention ethnically quite different hubby, is enough to make me want to do the same thing.

Them: eeeew! Would you french kiss your brother in front of your father? Me: who do you think taught us how?

I'm like a foot taller than him, our faces look nothing alike. We're just a similar color and you're looking for a reason to think we're not a gay couple.

The spiritual cousin of "You remind me of [gay character from tv/movie who is nothing like you]"

Meanwhile, I'm regularly mistaken as dating half of non-boyfriend guys I hang out with and not my actual noyfriend. Granted, I have a lot of handsome men as friends, so it's a simultaneous compliment to me and insult to them.

That happened to me and my husband recently! The only thing that was similar about us was we were wearing the same hat 💀

Went and saw Siegfried and Roy in Vegas. Someone asked me if they were brothers. I replied, "You could say that." 😱

Been there maaaaaany times during the past decade. 🫂🫂🫂