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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social

My husband follows this Italian chef named Francesco Mattana on tiktok. He thirsts over him so hard. I'm not normally a jealous guy at all, but paisan is just an upgraded version of me: a younger, hotter, better Italian cook. He's making me eat my heart out over here.

sep 1, 2025, 5:50 am • 32 0

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Mark Britt @markbritt.bsky.social

I had to check him out.

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sep 1, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Amish Anglo-Catholic @amishcatholic.bsky.social

But isn’t that, like, a sign that you’re extremely his type?

sep 1, 2025, 6:18 am • 3 0 • view
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social

I think it's more that Francesco is extremely his type and I'm close enough, lol.

sep 1, 2025, 3:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Matsu Basho 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 @matsubasho.bsky.social

I didn't know him.... OH MY GOD, HE IS SO HOT !!! 🥵

sep 1, 2025, 8:01 am • 3 0 • view
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social

I know, I'm in trouble.

sep 1, 2025, 3:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦 Randy Sutton 🦙🍸😑😑😑 @randysutton.bsky.social

mamma mia!

sep 1, 2025, 7:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Fuzzerhop @fuzzerhop.bsky.social

He's definitely not hotter!

sep 1, 2025, 7:11 am • 1 0 • view
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:) @aattt.bsky.social

He looks good but I would still take you before him. Respectfully.

sep 1, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social

I don’t know about the cooking but he’s not hotter

sep 1, 2025, 6:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social

You're a flatterer with a pretty face, is what you are.

sep 1, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beta Ray Ben @betarayben.bsky.social

I just looked him up and really it’s just a testament to T having a very specific type of which you are very much the platonic ideal, bb.

sep 1, 2025, 5:52 am • 3 0 • view