Seriously? Then he has a fool for a client, as the saying goes.

it's cannon fodder

it'll never happen, unfortunately

LOL I wonder if he'll use the "2 youts" ala Joe Pesci....

Trump’s will use a sheet of paper and a black magic marker and show that he can’t draw. That will be his defense.

Not if he's confident about the judgment. He believes he can flop and have it called a victory.

We've all heard the saying "a person who represents themselves in court has a fool for a lawyer." In Trump's case, it's "this president, if he represents himself in court, will have a plumb moron for a lawyer."

looked at another source for the docket info and it's real...lmao...not sure what he is thinking but there is no way he will act as his own attorney

Pro se?

he is his own attorney

Yes, I know what it means. It is odd that he did not get a lawyer to appear on his behalf.

Maybe he couldn’t get one. I wouldn’t touch this with a 10 foot pole if I were a lawyer.

I'm looking forward to the discovery.

Stop it. Is that for real?

😂😂😂😂😂 that’s the funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard. I know he spends a lot of time in court but I don’t know that he learns anything since he’s asleep most of the time 😴😂😂😂😂

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I had to read that twice! OMG. He’ll back out. TACO forever!!

Is Trump is suing in his own capacity are the US taxpayers footing the bill (or this and the many other lawsuits)?

He don’t pay for shit

I'd stop paying taxes if I lived there.

It’s FL and there is a reason for that. 😡

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/b... The WSJ should be able to subpoena Trump’s financial records from the time to see if Trump sent Epstein “wonderful secret” money. Also, Trump will need to prove: “Actual Malice” protectdemocracy.org/work/the-act...

Things that will never happen...😂 Some people can represent themselves well. Many are a train wreck. Trump would be the worst case for the judge, parties and jury, if any. It would be the worst Pro Se case ever.

he abuses the hell out of the legal system - yet does not pay the taxes that support our legal system

He's a nuisance in the all ways.

He does always claim he will. I think he wouldn’t survive being questioned about anything. I don’t think he is man enough myself. Big talker with no nuts.

He will #TACO

Hahaha Ted Bundy did that

It's being suggested (since it was basically just a cover page filed, not a lawsuit) that they're trying to get Cannon again. 🫩 If they file others, just different enough, until they get her, they'll yank the other files.

But he is also demanding a jury trial, which limits what the judge on the case does to ruling on legal matters only, not factual ones.

Oh well, He’ll be fine - as long as Cannon is the Judge, won’t HE! 😈 👎 🤡 🍕💩

Can’t wait for discovery

So he's going for the insanity defense, then? 🙂

Anything Trump does is just a circus. He cannot tell the truth if his life depended on it.

Donald ‘Pro Se’ Trump: defending himself the same way he handled casinos, airlines, and steaks. It’s actually just a placeholder but it would be popcorn worthy. “Nobody knows lawyering better than me—believe me, I’m the best defendant.”

My first thought! 🍿

I'm sure trump thinks this will intimidate the judge Hope the judge jails him for contempt

He is probably forcing his government paid attorneys or others, for free, to do the work, but labeling it "pro se".

Doesn’t one of the law firms he sued owe him pro bono work?? He doesn’t ever pay with his money. And he thinks it’s ALL his money…

He would put their name on the brief if so, though. He is the greediest, thieving bastard around. Like the character Fat Bastard, but with other people's money & labor.