Isn't that better than making the real world even worse?

JD is the alien 👽 (no wonder it's his priority) -Another clown 🤡🎪 -Another circus show 🎪🤡 (🤦🤦🤦 Another day of embarrassment about this administration....)

He's just in it for the butt stuff

The aliens I know explained what the 'probing' is all about, it's not what you thought. And some please explain how JD can wear that much makeup and claim to be homophobic?

Couch

I'm not very bright but isn't a UFO an "Unidentified Fluctuating Object" youtu.be/jIF91MCxu-8?...

He apparently isn't aware of which lane is his.

I'm more than happy to set up a Go Fund Me for Vance to send him into space if he promises one thing. Don't come back. And I'll raise a little extra so he can take his friend Curtis (Curt-Arse) Yarvin with him.

UFO --- so like Urinary and Fecal Obsession?

Proof of extraterrestrial life would be a hell of a distraction

Project bluebeam 🫠

This Bigfoot left his spaceship in Munising to grab lunch at a restaurant!!

makes sense the guy's as alien as they come

I can’t anymore it’s insanity! It’s like who can one up the other in stupidity at the White House!

If him getting abducted by a UFO is a possibility, then by all means let him investigate.

Well at least he isn't fucking a couch..

Maybe he's hoping that the Mothership will come and get him, and take him home?

vance is a donut sucking freak of nature.

I mean…. I like UFOs. Let the advisor handle important info and he can focus on aliens. Wait- do they even have good advisors…..?!

Unidentified Felonious Orgasms... He wants to watch the Epstein tapes with his favourite couch.

Are we sure he is not just chasing the spinner on his own head?

Sofas everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief…

Maybe he's just hoping one of them will swing low, coming for to carry him home?

Oh good, more of our tax money down the drain along with the cost of his salary.

Would the greys please come back and reclaim their lost pet now?

*NOTE: NOT a Fleshlight® product. Supposedly.

Well somebody has to research UFOs! How are we going to learn how to fly them if we don't?

Meanwhile UFO's are bypassing earth because we are unstable and dangerous.

Another distraction...

If he's a Catholic he wouldn't bother. But we all know the "if" answer.

People who used 4Chan to follow QAnon were also sucked into UFO thing run by the same people. www.vice.com/en/article/m...

Not that this has anything to do with anything important... ...but anybody can literally make anything up. The phrase is as irksome as saying "guess what" before angrily saying a fact (or something fact-ish) to somebody. Of course, more importantly: Fuck JD Vance.

The Couch Lover could focus on the Kroger tyranny, but no. He wants to ignore things he cannot see with his WNL eye sight. As each day progresses I see all the people that beat out it of others to do the work for them come more evident. ChatGPT should be banned at all schools.

He might have said something about Uranus or someone else's & you misunderstood. . .

I’m literally out of “what the fucks”

Vance needs to get his head out of his “you know what.”

Vance is a stunted child

Not for anything but what advanced alien would want to come in contact with sofa boy or his orange turd boss.

He was better at fucking his couch. I mean, I feel bad for the poor couch…

He’s an alien, searching for his ride in the sky home. Gotta be.

Maybe they'll abduct him. How much do we need to pay them?

Maybe one will scoop him up and experiment on him (though not our best specimen.)

🖕

Don’t talk about Epstein or jobs! Look over here👇🏼👈🏼👉🏼👆🏼

Hopefully his obsession will become all-absorbing, and distract him from his original mission of destroying the country.

I wish they’d come pick him up 👽

I like ufo investigations because maybe the little greed creatures are here for an intervention. Although that is not a job for the vice president of the united states. Also an observation: he must not be allowed to do any real work.

OK, yes put JD Vance in the corner to work on UFOs🤷🏻‍♂️

Great now we will have ICE in space…

Can they please take him away from planet Earth?

…not Epstein Files either

He’s chasing UFO’s, the other one playing golf and decorating his Versailles themed ballroom. The adults have definitely left the building.

🙄🙄🙄 WELL MAYBE WE WILL BE LUCKY AND ONE OF THEM ABDUCTS HIM AND GO TO A VERY DISTANT STAR !!!

He should hop on one. I hear they have beautiful sofas

J.D. Vance should avoid any investigations that involve abductions and probes.

He drove his Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry. And he and them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' lets spend money on UFO s**t.

Bait and switch! The GOP has been doing it for decades. The learned it from the 1% crowd.

Beam him up Scotty and keep him.

Promise for the next 3 1/2 years, things to help the average citizen: absolutely NOTHNG. Things to waste money on: a ballroom, a free plane that will pass though the tax-payers money and then become trump's private property and a study of flying saucers absolute no health research.

I mean, really ... was he ever going to do anything useful as VP to tRUMP?

He hears their couches are out of this world!

Please understand that Republicans do not care about anyone except their own childish need. As far as they are concerned every citizen in the US can be deported or disappeared as long as they are gleeful.about shit stuff

Meanwhile, House Oversight chairman Comer is launching an investigation into what he calls the "comet hoax." His first witness, a scientist named C. C. Freen, claims that no comet ever impacted the earth.

He’s steering clear of present scandal to be clean for the takeover.

His base probably loves it

The Maybelline Marine is one heartbeat away from 1st place

I believe the best plan is for Trump himself to go meet with the aliens. The aliens all get violent diarrhea from the spray tan, assume all earthlings are inedible, swear to never eat another one, leave and never come back.

It's a great way to steal money from Americans. Hire your own firm, or get kickbacks from the firms you do hire, to do fake research.

If they can fly one man to the moon why can't they send orange Hitler?

It's their Hail Mary attempt to sidetrack the Q crew from what they've latched on to. I think if there was an ET phone home alien on the house floor, most of them would probably be like, "Yes, but does Mr. Alien have a copy of the Epstein files?" at this point.

Vance yard sale: red UFO couch for sale. slightly soiled.

I think I know why

Ah an oldy but a goody distraction RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Aliens impregnated his couch.

Country bumpkin, dumber than a hillbilly.

How about those Epstein files vancey boy? Sorry, can't help it. He reminds me of a toddler even more than the T-Bag.

JD is the top selling sex toy for Billionaires.

Maybe he'll find one and it will take him and Trump..That's an alternate reality I could really support

Uh-oh, our town has the second biggest alien festival after Roswell, hope he doesn’t see the need to visit in my final 28 days here

They fired a lot of scientists too. So it’s important that the ones still employed look for UFOs.

UFOs? So... Unflinchingly Favoring Oligarchs? Or Unlimited Fundraiser Overseas?; Or... I could go on. .

ABSOLUTELY TRUE! I GOOGLED IT (well of course I did...). nypost.com/2025/08/01/u...

Maybe something ‘unidentified’ takes him away. Planet Sofapolis. They’ve been watching him perform illicit deviant acts upon their brethren for quite sometime. He will be tried in Futonous Court.

"Take me to your leader" Probably not a wise idea right now...

JV Dance...trying to wannabe coolest of the wannabe humans. It's like he's trying an Elonesque angle for raising his charisma among supporters of sociopaths...who might be shopping for a non-pedo future fuhrer. JV is already Potatoe Head 👽.

Vance has the easiest job in the country. Kiss Trump's ass and do nothing. Kissing Trump's ass isn't easy for most people. However, it is to his minions.

Mike Pence wrote the script

Will he call ICE to arrest the Aliens???

Or he could release the fully unredacted Epstein files

Seems like he’s bored 😴

Good Lord, there really is no limit to the idiocy.

Well, it’s good to know that there are some “aliens” that, at least for the moment, he doesn’t want them destroyed.

My husband has just been waiting for this kind of announcement to deflect from the Epstein Files.

Ridiculous

AND on vacation/RNC fundraising every week…

jfc

Honestly I don't want that POS to be evolved in any of that so obsessing over UFOs is just fine.

But will it make people forget #epsteinfiles?

The man has priorities.

It could be worse; the heterosectional COULD BE obsessed with having sex with minor girls, too, which would explain his deflections from releasing the #EpsteinFiles, as well.

JC there are no words for these incompetent morons

Because djt is demented and JD is nuts, who is next?

Mike Johnson

Yikes! Of course.

And the beauty of it is no one expects any results

So glad our tax dollars pay him to chase his little boy dreams.

Anything that keeps them from breaking something else. Like when you get to a certain point and you throw a stick to play fetch with a kid that’s intent on destroying the house. Just go over there for 3 seconds while I just get the glass off the floor.

Is he trying to make a joke? He ain’t funny.

A disturbing number of people are actually really excited about this news and completely ignoring how likely this is to be a con job. There's been a huge ufo narrative pushed over the past two eyes with various whistleblowers who all seem to be part of the same plot together. It involves Peter Thiel

They are essentially trying to get public demand for information about ufos to let their private tech companies get access to experimental tech that defense contractors have.

And also seizing control of all AGI in the future under the guise of a disclosure act that says the government gets eminent domain of all non-human intelligence. The UAPDA is co-sponsored by Chuck Schumer by the way.

People won’t pay attention to the bigger picture.

He's probably pissed they keep deactivating the nukes.

Did UFOs deactivate US missiles, collect vital information on nuclear arsenals and ICBMs? What did Pentagon mandarins say? - The Economic Times

He'll figured it out on his own, maybe. In the meantime he's not getting involved in politics. Win/Win.

Why, are the Epstein files on a UFO? Is that why Vance is looking for UFO's?

He's the Vice President, therefore he doesn't have the authority to investigate anything, including UFOs. It's another distraction.

Wonder if this is a pet interest/project of Peter Thiel?

Well then, the US will be in safe hands if the universe is kind to us and Pedopres drops dead. 🤦 What a fucking joke of a government.

He's fallen prey to understandable human wishfulness that aliens will arrive and save us from ourselves. In JD's own case, to rescue humanity from the escalating damage unleashed by his party / Project 2025..

An extremely advanced extraterrestrial civilization developing interstellar spaceships capable of traveling between star systems at near-light speeds and using such impossibly advanced tech to buzz Earth thousands of times over the decades is as childishly naive as believing in Santa Claus. [==*==]

Well JD does have the intellect of a fruit fly

And he was the smart one on the ticket.

MAGA! Manipulating America’s Gullible Assholes

His cracks are showing.

Doc, I will chalk Vance's fixation with UFOs as: (a) genuine; and, (b) yet another distraction from #EpsteinTrumpFiles. Either way, he's a deeply unserious man.

Trying to pacify the big man baby in charge. He doesn’t want a Jan 6 insurrection mob with ropes and scaffolding. Anyone remember pence.

JD is beyond useless

Anything to deflect from Trump/Epstein

It’s like the inpatients running the asylum.

The country is the regime's plaything now.

I'm into UFOs too but I'm way more into universal healthcare, free speech, voting rights, a cleaner planet, safe drinking water, better education, more affordable housing, taking care of veterans and taxing the shit out of billionaires. #usa

Does ET have the Epstein files

Let’s hope he gets abducted and experimented on by an alien race, who would clearly understand how undeveloped humans are.

Abducted, experimented on, then deported to another solar system.

I think Vance would enjoy being probed

And Trump too..Maybe they can dissect his dementia riddled brain and find out why he's a kiddie diddler as well

Yes the world is laughing at you American!

Maybe he's ET, and he's just trying to find his way home. Maybe ICE could give him a hand.

Please say this is fake news….

"So Vance is obsessed with UFO's"!

With the Space Force? If u believe they will come