way to distract from the severed hand

hand dango oil booze

i didn't include the seltzer can in my joke because of the rule of three

THAT IS NOT SELTZER

we should take this on the road, should i submit another classified ad application? i assume my first was roundly rejected as obscurantist pap

what are you accusing me of I would *never* drink white claw

i will refrain from posting my white claw baudrillard bodega cat image (until i find it) but come on, that's clearly a spindrift watermelon in my blurred and unexpecting eyes. see this is actually revealing my shame and not yours,,,

It's makgeolli // 2025 summer of Makgeolli

so baller you shut me up for hours and i wrote