I swish a fine burgundy around the glass then take a sip and smile at the camera with all the charm I can bring to bear. "Chateau Spill: because you can't *always* drink responsibly" I say
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see this is an example of our oppositional comedy skills: i've never seen such a concoction in my life, and the one time i really had to de-red-wine something, I think I tried using kosher salt.
sep 6, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
Oh you sweet summer child
sep 6, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
look i'm over here writing a book about driving a car in your sleep i think i am at least a fall child by now
sep 6, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
wait is dune a book about driving a car in your sleep? hmmmm
sep 6, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
I swish a fine burgundy around the glass and say, as if to the air or myself, "people ask me the secret of a long and happy marriage. I tell them, darling it's simple..." I stop to take another sip then look straight at the camera "I keep a bottle of Chateau Spill in every room!"
sep 6, 2025, 12:20 am • 8 0 • view
at this point I can neither confirm nor deny that I spilled a glass of red wine on the white sofa
sep 6, 2025, 12:31 am • 7 0 • view