Well, at least he'd be dead

he knows that magic happens in the one year between 17 and 19 that makes a lot of what you’d find in his search technically legal, but don’t look too close

If you told me I wasn't an adult at 19 I'd have laughed in your face.

newsom's stated position is that 25 year olds are too young to have bodily autonomy

dude doesn’t even keep up with the latest newsom lore

That's great Niall, that'll hold up in court for sure.

You're not an adult NOW

and if you were 19 and someone twenty years older than you tried to fuck you I’d be telling them they’re a sex pest too.

Idk man I feel like at some point I might be like "why am I riding or dying this fucking hard for a dude who hates trans people, hates homeless people, and fucks women 20 years his junior, three years away from an election where he's probably not gonna be the candidate" and that might make me sad

but maybe i'm built different

he’s also in Ireland and can never be a part of this electoral process

Bonus!