Ps: Do not throw a sandwich at this guy. You’ll never get it back.
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Omg.
aug 20, 2025, 2:27 pm • 12 1 • view
aug 20, 2025, 12:08 pm • 28 9 • view
Pardon of course!
aug 20, 2025, 1:49 pm • 2 0 • view
We can put the sandwich on a string and slowly move it down the street and the guy would follow it.
aug 20, 2025, 12:11 pm • 15 1 • view
😹😹👏🏻👏🏻😹😹
aug 20, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
How many Kevlars died for that vest?
aug 20, 2025, 12:33 pm • 7 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I better not get a hernia!!!
aug 21, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
You win the internet today
aug 20, 2025, 9:57 pm • 3 0 • view
I'd never waste my Subway!
aug 20, 2025, 1:40 pm • 2 0 • view
You won't have to worry about him running you down.
aug 20, 2025, 12:09 pm • 6 0 • view
lol so true !
aug 20, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
😅😅😅
aug 20, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Throw a hundred sandwiches to keep him occupied.
aug 20, 2025, 1:25 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 1:48 pm • 8 4 • view
Exactly. Good advice!
aug 20, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 12:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Totally just made me spew my coffee!
aug 20, 2025, 12:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Instead, dangle a sandwich on a fishing line and make him run after it. The resulting heart attack will eliminate another ICE asshole, and you'll still have the sandwich. 🙂
aug 20, 2025, 3:54 pm • 8 1 • view
He be like „I GOT THIS COMMANDER“ and wolves it down in gulp.
aug 20, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
You mean a sandwich shop 🤣
aug 20, 2025, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 1:57 pm • 10 2 • view
Shit, this guy joined bc the sandwich story!
aug 20, 2025, 12:27 pm • 1 0 • view
That is the new mobile sandwich barrier, that bad boy can stop up to 30 subs an hour 2 at a time. They are really getting maximum value out of the new budget.
aug 20, 2025, 3:58 pm • 2 1 • view
🤣😂😭
aug 20, 2025, 5:38 pm • 3 0 • view
There is a lot of things in our society, the current administration, and policing that deserves discourse. Doing it in a way that pokes fun? Sure. But I find it really disappointing that you use your large platform for school yard bully shit like fat shaming. We should be better than that.
aug 20, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for pointing out that fat shaming is just what it is.
aug 22, 2025, 5:47 am • 0 0 • view
No we shouldn’t.
aug 21, 2025, 1:43 am • 1 0 • view
OK, you made me laugh.
aug 20, 2025, 12:12 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s the whole reason he signed up- FREE SANDWICHES!
aug 20, 2025, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view
💀
aug 20, 2025, 12:38 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 3:16 pm • 8 0 • view
Drop it at his feet. He'll fall trying to pick it up and be stuck until they get the fork truck to right him.
aug 20, 2025, 12:31 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 20, 2025, 12:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Nice
aug 20, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
That's obviously already happened several times.
aug 20, 2025, 1:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Someone get him a party sub, he'll be busy for hours.
aug 20, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
He only took the job because he heard sandwiches might get thrown at him
aug 20, 2025, 12:29 pm • 10 0 • view
You’ll have time to reload though 🥪
aug 20, 2025, 1:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Switching to your panini is always faster than reloading your sub. 🥪
aug 20, 2025, 1:55 pm • 3 0 • view
😂
aug 20, 2025, 1:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Throw him a salad, that will upset him
aug 20, 2025, 12:12 pm • 23 2 • view
With a light vinaigrette and no bacon
aug 20, 2025, 4:59 pm • 5 0 • view
Hey Jack, that's why he signed up!
aug 20, 2025, 3:36 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
aug 20, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣😂
aug 20, 2025, 1:01 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 20, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view
That made me laugh out loud and thanks for the laugh 😂
aug 20, 2025, 7:02 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 12:05 pm • 129 1 • view
🤣😭
aug 20, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Hmmmm. 🤔. MAGA likes pedos. And wasting a sub is a felony. 🤔....💡...👇
aug 20, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
The Hurl of Sandwich.
aug 20, 2025, 1:09 pm • 87 5 • view
💥🏆💥
aug 20, 2025, 2:50 pm • 9 0 • view
Throw the all the tacos at this one and calmly make your escape. Don't run. You'll have time.
aug 20, 2025, 4:01 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 20, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
😆
aug 20, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 20, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
He'll just eat it, might be a good distraction from his task.
aug 20, 2025, 6:39 pm • 2 0 • view
DEPLOY THE SANDWICH STOPPER!
aug 20, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Be like feeding a walrus.
aug 20, 2025, 12:08 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 2:17 pm • 5 1 • view
At least you'd be safe from prosecution as there'd be no evidence.
aug 20, 2025, 12:48 pm • 8 0 • view
You just broke the internet!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
aug 20, 2025, 12:08 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
aug 21, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
😂😅🤣
aug 20, 2025, 2:21 pm • 5 0 • view
He would just open his mouth and swallow the whole damn Sammy.
aug 20, 2025, 2:28 pm • 1 0 • view
When they say join the feds... Fed...They mean to give them food right.
aug 20, 2025, 10:03 pm • 5 0 • view
He’s uniquely qualified for the moment.
aug 20, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 20, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Heyooooo.....
aug 20, 2025, 12:31 pm • 2 0 • view