I had some wonderful experiences in parking lots as well, although religious callings were not part of the mix.

I know their pancakes are good but isn’t that a tad too much?

The Cracker in the name is the body. The Blood? That’s in the barrel.

CRACKER is their lifestyle

There's crackers and there's barrels. And then there's Byron Donaldson getting Jesus in the parking lot 🤷‍♀️

Is it on the menu?

It’s giving my life to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot a euphemism for something? Im a bit lost on how one finds Jesus in a parking lot.

😂 😂 😂 B Donalds is *totally out to lunch*, so to speak!

Donalds’ comment is next-level pffft 😂😂😂😂 these MAGAts aren’t even trying to be funny either 🤣🤣🤣

Ok, so was he baptized in a barrel in a parking lot?

Jesus paves

IT'S ABSOLUTELY HUUUUH LARRY USSSSSSSSSSSSSS MORONS DON'T GRASP THE LOGO ITSELF, AND THE MERE FACT IT IS MARKETED AS THE UNEDUCATED COUNTRY BUMPKIN'S RESTAURANT...IS " EXACTLY " WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO MOVE AWAY FROM TO INCREASE THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC AND SALES.

Screaming “Oh God” while wanking in a parking lot is not finding Christ.

We do not claim nor want him. We will sell him to anyone with an old rusty penny.

Am I one of the few who ate there for the chicken then shopped in the store not giving a flying fuck about the logo?

I went for the chicken-fried steak myself.

The old fashioned candy counter snagged me.

Why does MAGA have their pantie in a twist over this Cracker Barrel logo? I don't get it.

SAME.

Gosh, Byron! In the parking lot, that day, did Christ tell you anything about their logo?! MJWA = Make Jesus Weep Again!

Byron gave his life to God in the parking lot. Really??? I did not know working at Cracker Barrel would lead someone to find religion!

Just another distraction from the GQP releasing the Epstien files. Maybe they should have this for their logo

This would get people to reconsider their atheism.

Love this!!!!

😂

I’m pretty sure tRump has never been baptized …

Somehow that's not what I think he was doing in the parking lot.

Jesus should summon Byron Donalds back to the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot to listen to a few hundred of his parables up close and personal. Because Byron doesn't get it.

They fight over the most stupid things! So they are upset about a logo now?, and DEI abd CRT . Jack, do you watch "Trafficked" with Mariana van Zeller"? Season 5 episode 6 is interesting. Inside America's Militias.

These people are unserious and stupid.

I am sure God will find other locations on Earth for people to connect with him.

Is that what these kids are calling it these days 🤣 🤣

Again I ask what is the woke part of the logo change?

So he sucked off a priest in a cracker barrel parking lot and should be consulted when a private company makes changes. Got it.

If that’s your culture, you’re a dumpster fire, trash person.

I am truly SAD SAD SAD for this poor human. Nothing to live for!

Nobody asked nor are interested in any opinion Byron Bootlicker Donalds has. Toddler Felon used Donalds-no matter how fast he licks those boots with Felon’s tree trunk CANKLES, Donalds is a step Child-As I’ve said many times, the word CRACKER in the restaurant’s name says all I need to know. #BeWoke

After giving his life to Christ in their parking lot, it's now holy ground. It makes perfect sense. 🤪

Would a church not let him in the door???

😂😂😂

I don't often agree with Evangelicals about anything, but I have to agree that Cracker Barrel has made a huge mistake changing their logo. I'm not sure who they are appealing to, but it's not their regular customers. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

Byron deserves all the self loathing he can dish out.

They should change the name to the more socially acceptable Honky Barrel.

They ‘frown on brown…..hence the cracker

I was baptized in a barrel by a cracker, that's how serious this is, honest, yeah, that's the ticket.

#EpsteinFiles

Ridiculous ! this is a Tempest in a teapot … get a grip America - your democracy is at risk and THIS is what galvanizes dissent ????

They're so threatened by the removal of the Cracker and the barrell. It's another sign of the "white genocide," obviously. Give them back their Cracker mascot. 😂

This Byron….😁

Have to say, Byron …. We (the Woke)never asked for this government rebrand !!! We prefer the pic of old glory, our flag our country!

"Found Jesus in a parking lot" sounds like the name of a song.

And the second line should be "And I didn't even know he was missing."

🤣

Have your religious moments in a church for Pete’s sake!

I often wonder if you put the two logos side by side if they would be able to even tell you which logo is the new logo. 😆 it’s all optics to them. And they run with it. Cry harder… it’s a fucking logo!

Oh, to be stuck in the mind of a magchud.

THIS FROM A GUY THAT WORK AT CRACKER BARREL AND GRADUATED FROM THE COLLEGE OF BATHROOM ATTENDANTS. WHAT A PARKING LOT.

I fell In love in a portapotty line in the parking lot of some show - KW Byron Dumb Donalds is a joke and sadly will probably be elected the next Florida Governor bc Florida is always gonna Florida

Omg get a grip, man! “I wenT to Cracker Barrel for my whole life then they changed their logo and now I’ve lost muh CULTURE! Muh PAST! Muh Jesus on the asphalt!” Sir. If your whole life is over bc a company’s logo change, maybe you, idk, need a life? That’s fragile culture! Maybe find a hobby!

Was he baptized in gravy?

Sure, I think the Blues Brothers did it.

What does that even mean?

It’s a simple playbook. Spark a culture war over nothing to distract from their crime spree. If it doesn’t seem to be working, pivot to God or guns.

Christ compelled me to play that peg game whilst waiting for oversalted artery chokers.

The whole Cracker Barrel thing just might be the dumbest distraction they’ve come up with yet.

“Sir! Americans on each side of the aisle really want the Epstein list. They want accountability for everyone involved. Including you!” “Ok…time for operation attack Cracker Barrel for changing their logo a little bit. That should hold my troops off for a bit”

🤣👌

We need both right now bsky.app/profile/mayh...

Made me chuckle.

😂🤣

Just that he thought this would go well… at all…

Yep, Crackle Barrel and Jesus definitely not two things I ever considered connected. Now grease, lard, oil & and high cholesterol numbers yeah that's a connection 😉😉😉😉

What makes it "woke"? McDonald's went from giant arches and an awful clown to a rectangle building with no soul, but no one is screaming "woke." It's a logo change.

Everything they dislike, they call, woke. Their inability to understand one word is fucking unbelievable. Thanks to Fox Entertainment news, they hear the word "woke" and believe their inbred children will somehow be turned transgender.

Woke and DEI are the new but her emails and his laptop.

Woke and DEI (etc.) are the new… Political Incorrectness (simply put).

As a supposedly "free capitalistic" administration, why is it so concerned with a corporation's politics? Shouldn't they leave corporate America to thrive, or fail on their own without their interference? If Congressman Donalds doesn't like today's Cracker Barrel, he should BUY IT, or STFU!

I nearly gave my life to Jesus Christ in a car park, but took his advice and handed over my wallet and phone instead.

Well, he had long hair and a beard and said I'd meet my maker unless I did what he said, so it must have been him.

I think our Lord loves a car park venue. Many a time I've heard a loud metallic crunching sound swiftly followed by, "Jesus fucking Christ"

That post is thoroughly deranged.

What he isn't saying is that 'Christ' was a hobo, he was high and it was behind the dumpster behind the cracker barrel.

Which is behind the McDonald's that's behind the burger king that's behind the Kentucky fried chicken that's behind buffalo wild that's behind the Kentucky fried chicken why cause it's finger lickin confusing.

Which is actually behind the Shoney's Dumpster...which is the entire shoney's property.

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂

Interesting to note Republican legislators are 100% behind corporate America taking Mom & Pop stores to the woodshed. Corporations carry the cash needed to stuff GOP pockets. The ONLY time MAGA shows loyalty to Mom & Pop is when they find a "woke" cause to hitch their indignant little wagons to.

Was that before or after he defrauded others or got busted for crimming?

Gave my life to Christ in the parking lot? WTF?

Of all the things I can imagine someone could give up in a parking lot, “my life to Christ” was not on my list.

At least he wasn’t calling for god down their big white telephone

Pretty sure Jesus didn't eat bacon.

Wait. THAT's the font they're defending? That logo is hideous! Is the guy supposed to be the cracker? There's the cracker. There's the barrel. Is that what they're mad about? They got rid of the cracker?

I gave my virginity away in a Western Steer parking lot. You don’t see me bragging about it.

I heard it was a rich bitch, RepubliKKKan oligarch who designed the "new" logo & re-brand..... 🤔

He must have done acid and Big Jimmy Jack Billy Bob McMarkWayne said he was Jesus.

Did you see god in that parking lot Byron???? Male or female???

Iconic since, 1969? Crap, I'm older than Cracker Barrel.

Pretty sure cracker barrel was a whites only parking lot

Is there a special parking spot? Is clothing optional? And does Meatloaf play on repeat?

Well, it's good to know they have their priorities straight. WTF is wrong with these people's brains?

Giving my life in a parking lot seems so au courant, tbh.

What a sad fuckig thing to be triggered by...it's a new logo not a "woke" anything. What a moron

What is so woke about the new logo? You know the gays were not consulted because it is gawd awful.

These people are so dam fucked. Who talks like that!

“Giving my life to Christ” in the parking lot is a euphemism isn’t it…..

He lost his virginity in a parking lot ?

No, he sold JC his weed.

And then it made him gay.

Juan Carlos?

Republicans don't like progress.

I hope the president will sign an executive order to prevent Crackel Barrel to change their logo and force them to give 10% of the company holding to the US government. This is a question of national security to protect the American culture against extreme wokism. Don’t laugh it could happen !

Someone is perhaps making a bigger thing of a logo than they should. Time to look inward to see what’s missing.

byron the jig is up! They made their move already & you were left out. They don't need a token darkie anymore bruh...

Sure it was a ‘religious experience?

Just because a guy in a parking lot says “eat me” doesn’t make him Jesus.

I'm so glad that everyone in America is spending their time this weekend crying about a logo. Not to mention this guy finding Jesus - get a grip...its a restaurant. These really are the stupidest times.

Spread your legs for Jesus. Bend over and let me put the fear of the lord into you.

I had a friend who ate something bad there once, he said a lot of prayers to God hanging out/over in a much smaller space.

Yea they burned witches at the stake in the parking lot, the Christian’s loved it.

The pure stupidity of these people, who votes for this garbage?

Huh, and here I thought that Subway and Jared were more the republicans style.

Same! I didn't even know Jesus Christ went to Cracker Barrel. Do you think he ordered the Sheperd's Pie ?

😆 Whatever; but he did have to avoid the biscuits with sausage gravy, the greens with ham hocks, etc.

Nooo, no! Wait! So do I now. Except the greens. Homemade only, turnip, mustard and collards *not all at the same time* YUM!

…also the bacon, & so on. The loaves & fishes were quite acceptable, of course. He ordered matzo & wine, for himself & his friends; but they politely apologized, as they had neither to serve. He thanked them… & before leaving, advised those listening to “Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees.” 🤷🏻

Probably ordered the fish and suddenly everyone was eating it

😉😆🤣

👏🏼😁

🤣🤣🤣

Would look into his internet search history

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Have they filed for tax-exempt status yet? 🙄

Was this before or after the arrest for bribery and marijuana distribution?

such snowflakes, all upset about a logo.

Oh, Byron; yeah he’s a douchennozzle. www.blackenterprise.com/byron-donald...

Was this parking lot moment Before or After he became a felon?

He just thinks he gave his life to Christ… he gave his soul to trump.

I'm pleased to say that I have managed to stay totally ignorant of whatever this bullshit is about Cracker Barrel. I did not even read your post. I saw the logo and clicked on your post and am replying to it in total ignorance. Bliss.

If a restaurant changing its name, sets you off, you really need a life.

Nor had I. We don't have these restasurants in Canada so we have to find Jesus wherever Leonard Cohen did, by the docks.

Wait … isn’t he at Tim Horton’s?!

Probably a Lauren Bobert hand job!!

Giving your life to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel lot is like losing your virginity in a Porta Potty — sure, it counts, but nobody’s bragging.

Is that the same as Burger Kings Bathroom 👃🏿

I thought only Catholics had holy crackers?

Dude needs to look in the mirror & get a life. Good grief how embarrassing.

It's time for MAGA fascists to adhere to the principles of free enterprise. Corporate logos are none of their damn business.

Bro, Jesus is the dude on the chair.

…. Behind the dumpster…. Praise be.

FFS it’s just a restaurant. Why are they so afraid everyone and every establishment is “woke”? Oh wait… then they would all be the minority!!!

2 Corinthians - thou shalt go forth and, like the charlatans that infest politics, thou shalt peddle thy religion upon the asphalt that is Cracker Barrel's domain No ... wait ... That Corinthians 2:17 specifically says you SHOULDN'T be doing that. I'm sure you can understand my confusion

He has given nothing to the Lord, he’s a liar, a thief and a racist against his own damn race. Can someone please tell him to look in the mirror?

Would he have a reflection? 🧛🏾‍♂️

what?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I still don’t understand how it’s a “woke” rebrand…it’s not like they changed the colors to the lgbtqa+ flag…or have a black, non-binary, autistic, socialist sitting next to the barrel. It’s literally just the name.

Well, that and no more Americana tchotchkes to collect dust and bacon grease….

They removed the white guy.

They took away the picture, so now the MAGAs who still cain't read won't be able to spot one in any town whose name ends in "ville."

We’ll surely that’s anti-woke? They’ve failed to be inclusive and account for MAGAs who have literacy difficulties. I thought that’s what they wanted?

It was a cum to Jesus moment.

GOOD GRIEF 😔 ☹️. GET OVER IT YOU WINNNEY BABY 👶 😒

😂

Was it the sign that made him convert?

Here ya go. Make Cracker Barrel great again...

Oh the GOP should consider Cracker Barrel 'great'. I've known a few teenage waitresses who worked there. They say it's common for married "Christian" managers to be sleeping with underage servers. ... And pretty sure 'pedophile' is a prereq for the GOP.

Lemme guess, Byron was behind the dumpster and said "oh god i'm commong"

Clearly Byron has never heard of Chip and Joanna Gaines.

When he says he found Jesus in the parking lot... I'm thinking

Wait, when the fuck was Cracker Barrel great?

I was about to go in a Cracker Barrel once but Jesus was coming out. He leaned in and whispered ‘not that great, try I-HOP’. My closest encounter with greatness. 🥞

Damn, so the waitress husband caught him with her in the parking lot. Explains a lot.

Is this serious or a joke?

Unless Cracker Barrel has the Epstein files, and releases them, I could not care less what they chose to do.

☑️

Donald has righteous indignation over restaurant logo but silent about humans sent to prisons/concentration camps to face torture/disease in subhuman conditions for indefinite times to make money for his peers. Who is this Christ he speaks of who blesses the cruelty, support of pedophiles and lies?

Boy that escalated quickly

That got outta hand real fast.

Not surprised it was in the parking lot. I don’t think black people are allowed in Cracker Barrel.

As Jay Leno once quipped, “Well what do you expect from a place with the word CRACKER in its name?!”

That's Haysus, not the Mid Eastern guy

I hear tell that a lot of long haul truckers have similar experiences in the dark corners of Flying J parking lots. Not so much with Buc-ee’s tho - their parking lots are a little too well lit for that sort of thing.

That’s what you get for ignoring the most important tenants of fake piety and religiosity. It’s all about the CONSUMER!

Was this before or after your bank fraud, Byron?

Somehow yelling "Oh, god, Oh Jesus!" in the backseat of a car parked in a Cracker Barrel restaurant is not the religious experience I would boast about.

I'm still struggling to figure out how one companies rebrand to connect with younger customers turned into a "woke rebranding". CB told us why they rebranded. It's been 48 years for fuck's sake. hell, even Levi's rebranded. No one bitched at them.

Once coming out of a Cracker Barrel I had this other worldly, almost surreal welling in my gut. Looking to heaven as tears formed in my eyes Turned it was diarrhea and two Imodium ad's brought me back to earth.

A ridiculously pointless controversy. Life in Trumpland.

Byron proves the utterly delusion that is his ‘personal faith’. His belief is that only he sees/knows ‘true reality’ and that you all must conform to his delusion.

In Byron’s telling the dude in the parking lot pronounced it “Hay-zoos.”

I'm still wondering what prompted the rebrand in the first place. Who was complaining about the old one? Who are they trying to win over with the new one lacking the old dude in a rocking chair? I thought I was abreast of all "woke" uproar, but this one was not on my radar or woke bingo card...

The woke/anti-woke "uproars" have become such noise distracting us from truly evil shit and bad in this world. This is probably like the Sydney Sweeney jeans uproar that was 5 people and then echo-chambered into 500. 99.9% of people *don't care*.

The right wing media gets them all jizzed up about nonsense like this. They are probably being told day in and day out that this was a bad thing until they all agree, even if at first some didn't care. The right wing loves them some angry voters.

Distraction from EPSTEIN FILES. THE FULL, REAL ONEA

How am I missing, specifically, what the controversy is? Why and how is the new logo “woke”???

MAGA’s whining about this is too funny to me! I just don’t get it!

I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't even know there was a Cracker Barrel controversy. With everything else going on, MAGA chooses to pick on Cracker Barrel? It proves the point that eventually, they will attack everyone and everything.

And the folks who called out a jeans ad were overreacting?

Any corporation that has been around for any length of time will simplify their logos. Look at the design evolution of Ford, Apple, McDonald's, or any business you'd care to name. Could be it's blasphemous "evolution" that has Trumpanzees triggered about Cracker Barrel.

Was he molested by a priest in a Cracker Barrel parking lot?

I can really only imagine Donalds being the molester.

He was probably doing the molesting.

A pastor.

I lost my virginity behind a dumpster at the downtown 7-11. Does that count???

Depends, was his name Jesus ?

Boom!

That wasn't Jesus, that was your crack dealer

😂😂😂💥

I gave my thing to Christie in a Walmart parking lot does this count

Parking lot lawyers, parking lot conversions, parking lot abortions Republicans really doing all the heavy lifting to keep parking lots relevant.

bsky.app/profile/ekta...

Or : Release the Flies?

What do ya reckon, blowie or a handy?

He was referring to the guy named Jesus (hey-Soos) that he gave the blow job to.

It’s a logo….every single org updates their logo….it’s called marketing & pr. Who goes to a parking lot to find faith???? They are so crazy.

Is that why that dude is so messed up?!?!

Uncle Don’s cabin

…where Simon Legree is the hero.

How many babies were conceived by waitresses and dishwashers in the same parking lots?

I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.

Does this man's life echo that he obeys any command of Jesus?

Yup i bet if jesus told him to suck his dick he will

Wingers: If you can't find a grievance, find a iconic brand that's modernized it's logo and complain about "wokeness". You do know that all races, political beliefs and religions shop there (unavoidable in the South). They compete in the real world not in your right wing delusion.

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WTAF 😳 🤣🤣🤣

Didn’t know Cracker Barrel has drive-thru church services like Vegas has drive-thru wedding chapels. 🤔

Three things: 👇👇👇

Perhaps Cracker Barrel just wants to focus on consumers that are alive, that want to eat at their restaurants? The old man in a rocking chair was cool, but a lot of fine lines there, and distracts from the name brand.

I want to hear about what happened in that parking. I guessing he didn't lose his virginity, he found Jesus???

Yeah….. religious

I did not consider that!!!

Who cares what their rebrand is?! Compared to the fact that our country is now under martial law, who gives a damn!

That’s nothin’. Met him in a strip bar in East Rutherford NJ.

“Woke rebrand” aren’t these the folks that constantly say to stay out of the way of businesses? Typical GOP hypocrisy- just like with their religion. Oh wait… CRACKER is their religion. Carry on.

The only real question here is: was Cracker Barrel ever great? And under whose administration did it encounter its unjust decline?

I figured "I gave my life to Christ in that parking lot" might have been a euphemism for something else guys get a lot of in cars in parking lots.

Hey Byron, I don’t think that dude’s name was really Jesus.

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I think it's pronounced "Hey-zeus" 🤔

Put it on a hat, Byron.

🤣Their food stinks now.

Cracker Barrel used to be a brand of cheese here. I’d assumed that was what you were talking about but replies suggest it’s an eatery. What makes a logo woke? I have no idea what the old logo looked like 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s a fricken chain restaurant. Not a part of American culture unless crappy fast food is a category.

Thank you.

It’s the crappy decor that they are gonna miss

Its nickname in some circles is in fact Crapper Barrel.

So is this “cancel culture” or are they all going to still go to Cracker Barrel?

Byron "Uncle Tom" Donaldson needs to move to another country where they might give a shit about the stupid, inane things he spews.

I’m pretty sure, whoever Byron “gave his life” to, in the parking lot, wasn’t Jesus!

Maybe it was where he lost his virginity and it was a praise the lord moment for him.

Well Jesus and Christianity is bogus and fake anyway. Time to get out of the cult Christians..

Okay, all Cracker Barrel did was remove the picture of the guy next to the barrel and all words other than "Cracker" and "Barrel", and then change the shape of the speech bubble those words are in. Someone wanna explain to me how that's woke?