More name changes afoot… Department of Defense = Department of War Department of Education = Department of Keeping You Stupid Center for Disease Control = Center for Crackpot Conspiracies Department of Agriculture = Department of Subsidies for Farmers going broke from tariffs
I thought for sure they’d opt for Department of Offense, so they could pre-emptively attack people they hate.
CORRECTION: There will be NO subsidies for farmers going broke from tariff taxes. Instead farmers may sell their farms, family home and all assets to a large corporate farmer for PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR. Aren't you farmers lucky?!??
So 2025 = 1984?
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Federal Trade Commission = Trade Any Way You Want—For A Commission Federal Aviation Administration = Don’t Look Up You’ll Be Fine Department of Housing and Urban Development = LOL (Look Out, Losers) Department of Justice = Department of Just ICE
JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF? THE GROUP THAN CAN TAKE OUT TRUMP WHEN THEY ARE READY...IT'LL TAKE A REPUBLICAN OR TWO TO BREAK THE BACKS OF OTHERS
American racists voted to destroy their own country because they were afraid of becoming a majority minority country
I thought Tramp was going to be the Peace president
Department of War on X
GOP = Department of Pedophiles.
#MAHA = #HAHA
National Guard = National Guardeners. Poor people= slavery
Department of Raping the Interior.
Friendly edit(s): Department of education = closet of ignorance Center for Disease Control= center for Disease
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) = Department of Human Sacrifice
It’s pathetic when Trumplicans spout off about Orwellian times, when they’re the ones that created “the Patriot Act”, “Homeland Security”, and "Office of Faith-Based Initiatives”.🤨
Department of Agriculture = Department of Subsidies for Farmers going broke from tariffs ... which they voted for
Defense dept WAS the war dept originally.
Ag: The Buffalo Commons Remember that study from Rutgers university professors Husband/Wife team Popper’s That really is what is wanted In locations deemed for land baron purity
• If there’s war where mulching wins, WE’RE IN • If there’s war where child abuse wins, WE’RE IN • If there’s war where betraying our allies🇺🇦 win, WE’RE IN • If there’s war, where our president kisses our enemies asses, WE’RE IN • If there’s war where traitors get military honors, WE’RE IN
The White House = Department of Pedophiles
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With himself as dictator, trump is leaning towards: United States of America = No. Korea United States of America = Russia
Don't believe that last department function, Trump will never subsidize farmers, the plan is for them to go bankrupt and be forced to sell their farms for peanuts to the conglomerates. After that the agro-business oligarchs can charge whatever they want for their produce...
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All courtesy of the Trump Abomination.
trumps Department of peace trumps Department of uneducation Center for trumps Disease trump bailouts for all the Big Ag industry
Someone yesterday posted; CDC just becomes Center for Disease
Just saw a video from a Nebraska cattle farmer that said they were going bankrupt because their workers all left. WTF is wrong with them? He plainly said he was going after "illegal aliens".
I thought the CDC was just being shortened to the CD, Center for Disease
and what will we change the food bank too? Ah, that's right. We dont have those anymore 😔....
It says a lot about where society’s values are headed…
ILLEGAL tariffs!
CDC = Center for Diseases R Us Dept of Ag = Dept of Private Equity Ag Classifieds
Don't forget the Treasury Department, soon to become the Presidential Piggy Bank.
I'm curious. Other than a handful of batshit "truths" and a couple of fuzzy pictures getting in and out of limos, do we have any proof that he's alive?
Do the DOJ, Jack.
DoD *was* named the Department of War until after WW2, which seems like a more accurate handle anyway.
Department of Hanging Pictures of Dear Leader Everywhere.
Bureau of Labor Statistics = bureau of flick-a-coin
Department of Farmer Socialism
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GOP is rebranding. They are also changing their name to reflect their new party values👇👇
Department of the Interior=Department of Real Estate Assets
Congress and the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) = a COUP!
Pedophiles: minor attracted persons Pregnant Woman: birthing person Ice protestor: domestic terrorist
Center for Disease Control would also now accept KDC.. ..Kennedy Death Centers..
All departments now run by the galactically fwckin stupid
Orwellian.
Department of Immigration = Department of STFU or get beaten .org
Center for Disease Control = Center for Crackpot Conspiracies & The National Spread of Communicable Diseases
What's Vance changing his name to? That boy never misses a chance to change his name. He's got more aliases than Billy the Kid.
I don’t think you intended this, but the Department of Defense was founded as the Department of War. They swapped one word in 1949 but did the mission really change? I recommend Department of War Against its Citizens
EPA = Environmental Pollution Agency
I prefer Orwell's originals: Ministry of Truth - in charge of propaganda Ministry of Peace - in charge of warfare Ministry of Love - in charge of torture and oppression Ministry of Plenty - in charge of rationing
I'm still astonished that he doesn't want to name the DoD "Department of Peace", since he's so keen on the Nobel Peace Prize 🤷🏻♀️
Department of Agriculture = Department of White Land Owner Welfare
Don’t forget the Environmental Pillaging Agency
More like the Environmental Plundering Agency 😒
Exactly what Putin wants.
ACCURATE!
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DoD -> Ministry of Peace DoE -> Ministry of Truth Department of Agriculture -> Ministry of Plenty DHS -> Ministry of Love
You are very accurate. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/trum...
Department of Defence is now Department of Distractions
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE = DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE
NO TAXPAYER BAILOUT FOR FARMERS AND RANCHERS! None! Zero! Call your Reps. and Senators!
Whew! Any idea what the name change will be when he passes on?
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If that's not their real "birth names", they don't get a voice in this country.
Dept of Religious Indoctrination Dept of Keeping You Sick & Lame Federal Bureau of Misinformation Central Indoctrination Agency
Oh I thought I was like reading just the first one I thought these were real
I think we can just change the CDC to CD Center of disease
Conspiracy disease centre
or Center of Disease Promotion
Competency replaced with loyalist sycophants
CDC under RFK Jr = Center of Disease
July 4, 2026 - Independence Day
Department of Homeland Security = Department of Homeland Terrorism
Or perhaps the Department of White Insecurity.
Department of Agriculture and the Department of Health and Human Services = Make America Healthy Again so of get off your fat ass and pick the fields for the good of your heath you Medicare freeloaders
Brilliant!!
“Center for farmers who will be so destitute & demoralized that they’ll sell their proud 4th generation family farm to corporations for pennies on the dollar.”
Exactly. It's already happening in our local community.
Center for crack pack conspiracies in for murdering children and old people because they are cheaper dead
Ministry of Truth Ministry of Plenty Ministry of Love Ministry of Peace
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Dont know why they dont go straight to minpeace
nah Dept of FAFO coming right up for these nazis.
The DoD was originally called by the Founders the Department of War. It wasn't changed until after WWII. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
It's Absolutely Shameful what tRump/rePublicans is doing to OUR country!!
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I thought the new name for the CDC was going to be Cracker Barrel, hence the logo change?
The White House = the shit house
You forgot to add (after Dept. of Subsidies for Farmers going broke from tariffs) that foolishly voted for the very person that did the exact same thing to them the first time around... Yeah, I suppose that is a wee bit long for a dept. name...
Signed, Brer Fox, Secretary of Henhouses
DoE becomes DoD = Dept of Dumb
You are so right on everything
Department of Health and Human Services = Just Die Already!
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War is peace Slavery is freedom Big Brother is watching you We have always been at war with
Sadly true. 😊😊😊😊🤣🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Where’s the Ministry of Truth?
Forest service = Department of mining and clear cutting
Outrageous
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Thank you! Needed this moment of levity!
EPA=Environmental Pillaging Agency
Center of Accelerated Death
What's easily changed is easily changed back
You got the last one wrong. Felon47 is going to auction them off to the South African immigrants that paid him for the Gold Pass. That’s part of his payment to Musk for rigging the election by tampering with the voting machines.
Linda McMahon as Dolores Umbridge...
You forgot the Department Of Injustice!
Takes a genius chasing a Nobel to rename DOD by sticking WAR in there. Forgetting his threats to Canada and Mexico, then Greenland ,Denmark, Panama and now Venezuela, he forgets the millions starved from ending promised US Aid and health benefits it provided to foreign children and families. Don't.
Tops!
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Department of education = the department of religious indoctrination
Good list. I think you could just could change the CDC to just the Center for Disease.
Except they are unlikely to help farmers. Thiel and Vance want to buy up the farms cheap
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorence is strength, and 2+2=5*. *George Orwell, 1984.
And Labor Day to Labor and Immigration Day
It’s much simpler than that. They are all being renamed the Department of Trump.
Department of homeland security: Department of putting brown and black people in jail for being brown and black people
**Department of Subsidies for Giant Agrobusinesses while small family farmers get the shaft
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shitheads don't realize it stopped being the DoW when the Emperor of Japan surrendered in 1945
More like: Department of Education = Department Under His Eye Center for Disease Control = Center for Human Recycling Department of Agriculture = Department of Electrolytes
Department of Justice - Dept of Corruption FBI-FAKE Bitches for ICE DEA- Dumbest Era of Agents ATF- All About FASCISM
White House Briefing Room = Ministry of Truth ['James Brady spinning in grave' Annex]
Centers For Disease
Corrupt FASCIST CAPITALIST GOVERNMENT repurposed to keep TRUMP in power.
Trump overseeing a massive intrusive, unnecessary fascist illegal invasion of personal information, coupled with stupid democracy destroying Executive Odors and policies! This must be resisted, opposed, blocked by every state, every voter.
DHS = Department of No Dogs Allowed
Ministry or truth didn’t make the list huh? Bummer 😁
The United States can keep every one of those departments exactly as it is, but the blue states should starve them of funding and cooperation. Separatism, not patriotism!
I couldn’t tell this was satire for a good long while. What have we become here? Sad. 😔
Poe’s Law
Yikes, I wanted to applaud the mockery but the new names are frighteningly accurate positions of today’s US regime. 😳
Department of Ag is actually worse than that. They want to remove restrictions on harmful agriculture practices, restrictions which protect consumers and the land. And they won’t bail out the small farmers, they’ll let them be bought up by their cronies in Big Ag at bargain basement prices.
DOJ - Destruction of Justice HHS - Harming Health Services DHS- Dept. Of Horrors and Sinners ICE- Illegal Constitution Erasers
Department of Justice= Department of Justification Department of Homeland Security= Department of Human Sacrifices
At least he won’t need to look for a name for Leavitt. Ministry of Truth is right there.
Dept of Agriculture could also be the Socialism Department.
Watch them rename the country
This is the greatest civic lesson of our lifetime.
National Museum of African American History and Culture = Museum of How Blacks Weren’t Treated That Badly
#4 is my favorite
