NGL… I saw a posting for an 🧊 admin job with an INSANE salary ($200k+) and I pondered just how many things I could fuck up before they fired me.

Strategic incompetence. I’m having a really hard time not grabbing one of those jobs and sabotaging everything I can for as long as I can while getting paid.

Dayum. This is like the Dark Ages where kings just bought people to fight for him. - Or mercenaries told they'll have a free pass to beat up "those people"

Facts.