Ben Collins is a wrestling fan. The Onion doesn't call wrestling fake because that wouldn't be funny. There's a difference between being funny and being lame. Joking that wrestling is fake is as passe as airplane food jokes. Calling that a joke is like calling Joe Rogan a comedian. Technically true.

🤪 Always taking the bait. Can’t help yourself. Frothing and defending. Crying and carrying on. Such insecurity over what you enjoy. I like soccer. People call it a soft sport. I just laugh at them, I don’t go into a monologue about how it’s qualities and whine. Wrestling fans are grown babies.