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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

Went out of town for the long weekend. About an hour from my destination, I saw a roadkill bear on the side of the highway, and I pondered the best way to contact Secretary Brain Worm to let him know he needed to come pick up his dinner.

sep 2, 2025, 3:15 pm • 87 5

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trlennon.bsky.social @trlennon.bsky.social

I am confused. I thought RFK Jr got first dibs on road kill bear.

sep 3, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

RFK Jr = Sec Brain Worm

sep 3, 2025, 10:55 am • 2 0 • view
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trlennon.bsky.social @trlennon.bsky.social

Wow, and I wasn't even drinking when I missed that.

sep 3, 2025, 12:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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ratpsychic.bsky.social @ratpsychic.bsky.social

Oh DHS. What have they done to you?

sep 2, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

Huh? I've always had a morbid sense of humor.

sep 2, 2025, 3:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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ratpsychic.bsky.social @ratpsychic.bsky.social

I meant about noem, ice, and the lot. Why was it so easy to turn a whole agency inside out? You and the doj fell first. Why?

sep 2, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

ICE has always been problematic. Previous DHS directors had some number of scruples and didn't give free rein to the worst members of the agency. Sec Puppy Killer was a total POS to begin with. She wants to keep DJT happy so she's willing to be a monstrous, inhumane person (ie., herself) for him. /1

sep 2, 2025, 3:59 pm • 6 0 • view
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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

DJT listened to his stooges and nominated the worst people available for cabinet level positions. Musk and his doge-bags also contributed to the sabotage, as well as political appointees being inserted into gov roles. It's hard to do your official job when you're busy justifying your existence. /2

sep 2, 2025, 3:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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ratpsychic.bsky.social @ratpsychic.bsky.social

That was a really well articulated explanation, ty. It sounds like they used the same approach for every agency: infiltrate, disseminate cadres in key positions of authority. Why are they so competent though? Maga is stupid. Does not compute.

sep 2, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

"Competent" is a stretch - the embedded dogebags had support from higher up. These 20-somethings were put into senior executive level positions, and if they didn't think a contract should be renewed or someone allowed to attend a professional conference, that was it. No contract, no conference. /1

sep 2, 2025, 4:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alt DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

Some of them were intelligent, I'm sure, but they were there to ensure the peons did Noem's bidding and cause hate and discontent at the admin's direction. Given the opportunity, those who could leave, did. Not everyone could, and those who are left are under a huge amount of stress. /2

sep 2, 2025, 4:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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ratpsychic.bsky.social @ratpsychic.bsky.social

Same exact thing at hhs. Bad touching entire chains of command by installing puppet DASes, forcing downstream coverups of anything that could reflect badly on this admin (incl. System defects that harm the end user/taxpayer). Even the 'good guys' don't trust eachother not to rat for doge praise.

sep 2, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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ShadowStar @shadowstar2025.bsky.social

🏆 Maybe @altcdc.altgov.info has some connections for ya. I hear they’re best eaten semi-raw after being slow baked in the sun over the span of few days. Seasoning optional.😂

sep 2, 2025, 4:49 pm • 2 0 • view