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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social

My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness

mar 24, 2025, 5:36 am β€’ 2,027 476

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Andrew the Giant @2hot.bsky.social

Charisma

mar 24, 2025, 5:53 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Jimmy L πŸ“š @jimmylabe.bsky.social

from an old tweet Elon musk: humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime. me: when will it reach earth?
mar 24, 2025, 8:38 am β€’ 28 2 β€’ view
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Iain @discobanana.bsky.social

No amount of money can make Musk cool and that eats away at him every waking second of his life.

mar 24, 2025, 6:08 am β€’ 20 1 β€’ view
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mstriplewillows.bsky.social @mstriplewillows.bsky.social

πŸ‘ (you nailed it, girl!)

mar 24, 2025, 10:55 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Carl Zelten @jzelten.bsky.social

Most surprisingly, it can't even buy 'enough', the one thing I have that he never will.

mar 28, 2025, 1:04 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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experimental22.bsky.social @experimental22.bsky.social

It’s true of all of these billionaires. Which one comes across as a normal, authentic, mentally healthy person? Which one has a child who is a normal, authentic, mentally healthy person? None of them.

apr 1, 2025, 11:12 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Lisa @hardlyme.bsky.social

All that

mar 24, 2025, 10:26 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Becky @becky906.bsky.social

Spot on!

apr 1, 2025, 11:14 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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mahomesnotasfatjohnw @atjohnw.bsky.social

money can buy expertise. if you use it for that. which billionaires don't.

mar 24, 2025, 11:01 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Studog888 @robocopperpot.bsky.social

But you can get belting hair plugs.....

mar 24, 2025, 9:49 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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khwalz @khwalz.bsky.social

It's precisely what he and the 🍊 πŸ’© have in common, and we've known that sociopathic SOB for decades.

apr 5, 2025, 10:17 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Chris @quirky-gal.bsky.social

The same could be said about most of the administration

mar 26, 2025, 5:21 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Lee Richardson @leeincapetown.bsky.social

Or even a basic appreciation for life and existence on this planet. Not a single moment of reflection on what it means to be alive. He doesn’t deserve a thing and is a destructive pathetic waste of oxygen. I truly hate him

mar 24, 2025, 9:12 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Lee Richardson @leeincapetown.bsky.social

Whoa, this was playing in the background when I sent this youtu.be/rlsprAYFRHA?...

mar 24, 2025, 9:15 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Brent Anderson @andbrent.bsky.social

See also: Trump. They're one in the same type of lizard.

mar 24, 2025, 10:56 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Greg Brower @drbrower.bsky.social

πŸ“Œ

mar 25, 2025, 12:18 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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AFL-CIO chair George Meany @georgemeaney.bsky.social

And he will die alone and unloved, which is fitting.

apr 2, 2025, 12:09 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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entropy42 @entropy42.bsky.social

nailed it! πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

mar 29, 2025, 4:02 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Average J @eieino.bsky.social

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mar 24, 2025, 9:36 pm β€’ 8 1 β€’ view
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kona92648.bsky.social @kona92648.bsky.social

Or a penis enlargement...which got botched and mangled it. That's why he such a miserable dick now.

mar 24, 2025, 11:13 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Char Julian πŸ¦‹πŸŒΈπŸŒ΄πŸŒ»πŸπŸŒˆπŸŒž 😎 @chartjulian.bsky.social

🀣😏

mar 25, 2025, 2:31 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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si oppington @stillwellgray.ca

Sure, but he did buy the government and now he's everyone's problem.

mar 26, 2025, 1:01 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Seamus Hindsight @gitrithm.bsky.social

Hear! Hear!

mar 24, 2025, 5:38 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Flipturns πŸŠβ€β™€οΈπŸ¦‹πŸŒˆπŸπŸˆπŸ“·πŸ€³πŸ’πŸ‡πŸ’πŸŒžπŸ˜ŽπŸŽΈπŸŽΉπŸŽΆβœ‚οΈπŸŽ¨πŸ–ΌπŸŽπŸ΄πŸ“²β˜ŽοΈπŸ“–πŸ‘’β›°οΈπŸŒ‹β›ΊοΈπŸ¦’πŸ§πŸ“»πŸŒ‚ ⛱️ 🐟🏰πŸͺ£πŸ’©πŸš½πŸš—πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ β›΅οΈπŸ“ΊπŸ¦‰πŸŒ™πŸ„ πŸ”πŸ¦‰ @flipturns.bsky.social

You summed it up. Elon in a nutshell.

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apr 2, 2025, 10:27 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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saltyoven.bsky.social @saltyoven.bsky.social

It can buy happiness, but the happiness to money graph is a bell curve. After a certain amount of money, more of it makes you miserable.

mar 24, 2025, 11:41 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Renee 🌺❀️ β™€οΈπŸ”΄πŸŸͺ @reneehere.bsky.social

Fine line about happiness... People in the poorest countries often are very happy For all Americans have we've never been rated as the happiest country in the world 🌍 24th this year... Not impressive!

mar 25, 2025, 3:35 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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saltyoven.bsky.social @saltyoven.bsky.social

As in having enough money to where you aren't worried about being able to afford rent, groceries, a hospital bill, that sort of thing.

mar 25, 2025, 5:27 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social

I would call that relief and security

mar 27, 2025, 10:33 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five. W. Somerset Maugham

apr 5, 2025, 8:53 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social

Also see Mark Zuckerberg

mar 24, 2025, 11:07 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Dee @mysticlee123.bsky.social

Or your children's love and respect. The guy is a twit.

mar 25, 2025, 1:04 am β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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rkpatrick.bsky.social @rkpatrick.bsky.social

But it *can* buy an elite Diablo IV ranking!

mar 24, 2025, 9:47 am β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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Riven @ladyriven.bsky.social

The only man who somehow has all the money in the world and can’t seem to buy anything with it

apr 1, 2025, 11:14 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Cadmium Enjoyer π“…ƒ @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social

Can’t buy a bigger dick either, apparently

apr 2, 2025, 12:01 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Bill fletcher @bfletch59.bsky.social

πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸΌβœŒοΈ

mar 24, 2025, 10:57 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Goddess Of All That She Encounters (G.O.A.T.S.E.) @textwhileudrive.bsky.social

I can buy you a big stage with lots of flashing lights and cameras though!

apr 1, 2025, 11:10 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Ice-Tea @krisverbeeck.bsky.social

Kids and presidencies, on the other hand...

apr 23, 2025, 8:42 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ben! @benimated.bsky.social

Don’t forget a less punchable face

mar 24, 2025, 10:55 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social

Elon was so wealthy he paid for penis surgery to get a bigger dick - the greatest karma is that was a botched surgery. Me, I’m broke and I get by just fine with my normal sized cock.

mar 24, 2025, 6:15 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social

If you're a person with a penis who wants to be having sex with people with vaginas, normal average size is fab. Vaginas have cervixes (?cervices?) at the top end and you shouldn't move a cervix around too much during sex. It hurts and not in the good way.

mar 25, 2025, 10:29 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social

It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the skill of the magician.

mar 24, 2025, 11:09 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Renee 🌺❀️ β™€οΈπŸ”΄πŸŸͺ @reneehere.bsky.social

Love it!

mar 25, 2025, 3:39 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social

Just like a rich guy to think money can make him better when the answer is listening to others and caring about their feelings

mar 24, 2025, 12:46 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Angel Campey @angelcampey.bsky.social

It’s made me realise how money really isn’t wealth. How life, love and joy is wealth and how people with more money DO NOT equate to β€œbetter” but we as a society worship money so it’s hard to separate. Until Elon.

mar 24, 2025, 7:05 am β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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Renee 🌺❀️ β™€οΈπŸ”΄πŸŸͺ @reneehere.bsky.social

Golden calf!

mar 25, 2025, 3:38 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social

Or humility

mar 25, 2025, 12:29 am β€’ 32 0 β€’ view
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Renee 🌺❀️ β™€οΈπŸ”΄πŸŸͺ @reneehere.bsky.social

Empathy, compassion, kindness

mar 25, 2025, 3:32 am β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social

Or strength or athleticism

mar 24, 2025, 5:37 am β€’ 85 3 β€’ view
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Kevin F. Quinn @kevfquinn.bsky.social

Then there was that bizarre thing where Musk and Zuckerberg supposedly wanted to have a cage fight. Both of them utterly divorced from reality.

mar 24, 2025, 8:38 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social

The wild thing is that money can very much help buy those things. He's just too lazy to follow through.

mar 24, 2025, 11:00 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Renee 🌺❀️ β™€οΈπŸ”΄πŸŸͺ @reneehere.bsky.social

No, you can't genuinely buy those things... He's bought hair, apparently penial surgery fix up... Still used IVF a lot; Per daughter sex selected for male offspring.. If we only knew more!

mar 25, 2025, 3:31 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social

I was soecifically referring to strength and athleticism. Through a combination of training and drugs. He's just too lazy to be bothered.

mar 25, 2025, 12:08 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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piraterum.bsky.social @piraterum.bsky.social

He also can't buy a country or its people, as he will soon find out

mar 24, 2025, 5:39 am β€’ 16 0 β€’ view
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Susan @oceangirl.bsky.social

Yeah but now he’s got his own town πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

may 6, 2025, 11:45 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social

I love that people's response to him is contempt, not even a respectable negative emotion like hatred

mar 24, 2025, 9:47 am β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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anselmdubois.bsky.social @anselmdubois.bsky.social

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may 4, 2025, 6:34 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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α‘ŽOT Oα‘Ž α—°Y α—©α‘•α‘•Oα‘Œα‘ŽT @not-on-my-account.bsky.social

Instead of seeking help, therapy for an abusive childhood, Musk is taking it out on the whole world.

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Aurora C @theaurorac.bsky.social

He’s a living parable. An entire cautionary tale.

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