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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social

Exactly, Google. The question on everyone's lips is, what is the male gazebo??

Screenshot of a Google search where I have typed in
jul 20, 2025, 4:34 pm • 1,027 124

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Rupert Stubbs @rupertstubbs.bsky.social

Any excuse to revisit the stirring tale of Eric and the Dread Gasebo… :) www.tumblr.com/rpgsandbox/1...

jul 20, 2025, 5:24 pm • 8 1 • view
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner :: @kgardner.bsky.social

OMG!

jul 20, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rupert Stubbs @rupertstubbs.bsky.social

It’s magnificent, isn’t it?

jul 20, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Herrin Choker @lobstermasher.bsky.social

A shed.

jul 20, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social

Everyone knows all Gazebos are male. The females of the species are called "Pergolas"

jul 20, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social

I think that's just one of them backdoor tents you use to drink beer and BBQ in the rain

jul 21, 2025, 1:15 am • 2 1 • view
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social

Picture of the cover for Italian singer Gazebo's eponymous first album
jul 20, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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jessenoonan.bsky.social @jessenoonan.bsky.social

I like to pronounce it as "gaze-beau" anyway.

jul 21, 2025, 2:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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kika @the17thqueen.bsky.social

Same

jul 21, 2025, 3:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lee Benfield @benf.org

Strong "how do I convert to" energy.

Screenshot (just now, honest) of google auto completing
jul 21, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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drama @withdrama.bsky.social

Shit fellas the secret is out

jul 20, 2025, 7:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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Arcturus SaDiablo @asadiablo.me

Whatever it is, you must fight it alone.

jul 20, 2025, 9:05 pm • 9 0 • view
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Piškvor 🇨🇿🇺🇦 @piskvor.bsky.social

Eric, is it you?!

jul 21, 2025, 2:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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hanfinity 🚲 @hanfinity.bsky.social

Dude Hut

jul 21, 2025, 1:24 pm • 6 0 • view
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social

GaHeBro

jul 20, 2025, 4:56 pm • 11 0 • view
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social

It has pockets

jul 21, 2025, 9:16 am • 9 0 • view
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jon "🎶couldn't hurt to try it once or twice🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social

Gazebos are from Mars, Pergolas are from Venus.

jul 20, 2025, 9:15 pm • 11 1 • view
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social

Is it dangerous? I shoot an arrow at it!

jul 20, 2025, 7:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social

The male gazebo is similar to the female version except it doesn’t have a canopy, it has a manopy.

jul 20, 2025, 6:16 pm • 15 0 • view
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meh333.bsky.social @meh333.bsky.social

A tent

jul 21, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social

I’m really surprised nobody mentioned this. Don’t leave home without it.

A four post telescoping foldable canopy for outdoor events with Notre Dame styled insignia and logos.
jul 21, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social

The gazeboy.

jul 21, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social

Is the female a gazeba?

jul 23, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
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OpenGeek @awkwardseganerd.bsky.social

The male gazebo where your neighborhood sound designer does foley work- placing dirt and gravel on the ground instead of on the floors so that characters can hear the tire sounds in THX. You can't ruin a carpet that isn't there. Now haters might say the Male Gazebo was Gamestop, but..

jul 20, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social

Ok but the way this made me laugh 😂 Thank you ☺️

jul 21, 2025, 1:12 am • 1 0 • view
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gr (he/him) @0x6772.bsky.social

Huh. (“Todd,” maybe?)

DuckDuckGo’s suggested completions of the search string “what is the male”: “what is the male gaze what is the male version of karen what is the male part of a flower what is the male equivalent of karen”
jul 20, 2025, 4:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 @ozzelot.bsky.social

I base all my knowledge of Todds on this guy and I don't think he's Karenlike in any way (sure, he's a bit freeloady, but lovable)

jul 21, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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gr (he/him) @0x6772.bsky.social

I mean, I’ve known some Karens who weren’t Like That. But also, I did offer it with a question mark. ;^>

jul 21, 2025, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 @ozzelot.bsky.social

jul 21, 2025, 3:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌭 @hot-dog-hell-yeah.bsky.social

so says todd youtu.be/-pKeTHbTxHU

jul 20, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social

Everything is gender. Even gazebos

jul 20, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social

That's the one painted with a camo pattern.

jul 21, 2025, 5:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Robert Hill @vonotar.bsky.social

Tales have reached my ears of unwise adventurers being devoured by ill-tempered gazebo. Best take care.

jul 20, 2025, 5:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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Alan B @alanpbourke.bsky.social

Gazebro amirite

jul 20, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

what if a man cave, but outside

jul 20, 2025, 5:51 pm • 54 1 • view
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Dave.Land (D-CA) @dave.land

Under no circumstances should anyone use Google. Its "search results" are a blend of paid placements and corporate malfeasance. Good news: There IS a search engine where the product is quality search results, rather than your stolen attention: @kagi.com is not free because you get what you pay for.

jul 20, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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OCB1640 @ocb1640.bsky.social

My wife thought she’d bought a male gazebo. They’re incredibly easy to erect. Alas, they delivered a mature female gazebo I spent ages trying to find the instructions, apparently they don’t exist - you’re just meant to “feel” it. Apparently they need a good squirt of grease & lots of elbow work

jul 20, 2025, 8:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Le désobéissant 🏴 @sybilchaos.bsky.social

😱

jul 20, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social

The Dread Gazebo is a very dangerous opponent! www.thedailydungeonmaster.com/08-24-2021/e...

jul 21, 2025, 12:35 am • 4 0 • view
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com

The opposite of female gazeba?

jul 20, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tonk @brittonk.bsky.social

New dateable and backyard unlock teased

jul 20, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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JRBsays @jrbsays.bsky.social

A garden erection?

jul 20, 2025, 9:24 pm • 6 1 • view
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Le désobéissant 🏴 @sybilchaos.bsky.social

*Fans self rapidly* Twice.

jul 20, 2025, 10:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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JRBsays @jrbsays.bsky.social

jul 20, 2025, 10:18 pm • 3 1 • view
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Le désobéissant 🏴 @sybilchaos.bsky.social

Ha, exactly like that! 🤣

jul 20, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Artless Dodger @thegreatduggo.bsky.social

I did the same lookup 😆

jul 20, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social

Predictive text - you win a few, you lose a bunch, and you lol at a few.

jul 20, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Vinewood O.G. @vinewood-og.bsky.social

What is the male gazebo? The car port. Next question.

A car port with a SUV carrying a kayak. Also a trailer is parked next to it.
jul 21, 2025, 3:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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Meerlala @meerlala.bsky.social

Sturdy, i imagine with firm girders.

jul 20, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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This guy, right here @positivelyfrank.bsky.social

It contains a cold keg and an 80 inch TV tuned to espn

jul 20, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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dancepartypizza.bsky.social @dancepartypizza.bsky.social

The "male gazebo" is a freestanding structure wherein chromosomes determine whether you get hit on, or may hit upon, other humans. easy peasy.

jul 20, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Le désobéissant 🏴 @sybilchaos.bsky.social

Welcome to Got Wood Male Gazebos. How can I help you today?

jul 20, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jo Lane @jogubbins.bsky.social

That would be a marquee!

jul 20, 2025, 4:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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Yerma Zaguddin @yermazaguddin.bsky.social

Manquee, surely?

jul 20, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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CarrieT 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🐶 📚 🛩 🌏 🐘 🗳 ⛩️ 😆 🎶 🪙 🤷‍♀️ @uclabruin1998.bsky.social

jul 20, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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AtomicPwrdRobot @atomicpwrdrobot.bsky.social

I cast Fireball!

jul 20, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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kaybrizzie.bsky.social @kaybrizzie.bsky.social

After the man cave, they just couldn’t leave is to our she-sheds I. peace without building the male gazebo. 😂

jul 20, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matthew Bennell @matthewbennell.bsky.social

Guyzebo? Guyzebro?

jul 20, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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asa @anglesideangle.dev

gazebo classic (as opposed to gazebo (new))

jul 20, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 @ozzelot.bsky.social

I don't know, but the female is surely called a gazeba.

jul 21, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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foodnwhine.bsky.social @foodnwhine.bsky.social

It's a gazebo that tells you what you're doing wrong even as you put it together.

jul 21, 2025, 8:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Bilbro Swaggins @wildbilbo.bsky.social

It’s one of these isn’t it?

A male gazelle
jul 20, 2025, 10:34 pm • 7 1 • view
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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social

I was once trapped and held in a male gazebo for 72 hours

jul 20, 2025, 7:51 pm • 32 0 • view
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social

I remember that like it was yesterday

jul 20, 2025, 7:52 pm • 10 0 • view
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social

It was my favorite episode of I Survived.

jul 20, 2025, 7:56 pm • 10 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

It was a magical weekend, though.

jul 20, 2025, 8:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ronconauta @ronconauta.bsky.social

The masculine urge to roll for initiative

jul 20, 2025, 6:15 pm • 9 0 • view
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social

Careful! We don’t know how many hit dice that gazebo has.

jul 23, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Jesse Clark @modusponens.org

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

jul 23, 2025, 9:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Compassionate Father @chesedgevurah.bsky.social

The female gaze is gazeba

jul 20, 2025, 5:53 pm • 8 0 • view
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Ross @flicksfan.bsky.social

I'm not sure, but I suspect that beer, bacon, and barbecue feature in one.

jul 20, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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biketyson.bsky.social @biketyson.bsky.social

The manzebo

jul 20, 2025, 4:51 pm • 8 0 • view
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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator @therealdcf.bsky.social

I’ve been asked about my gazebo SO MANY times.

jul 20, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Citizeness Kane @citizenesskane.bsky.social

Cue the music... youtu.be/8tcJSjZ7p5g?...

jul 20, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Is This Praxis? @isthispraxis.bsky.social

calling hunting blinds male gazebos from now on

A hunting blind: a small cylindrical shed painted camo green.
jul 20, 2025, 5:12 pm • 32 1 • view
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Ross Thompson (50ᵗʰ anniversary edition) @wintermute115.bsky.social

A male gazebo is a bandstand.

jul 21, 2025, 1:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr @paulbillock.bsky.social

All I know for sure is The female gazebo is Gazeba.

jul 21, 2025, 12:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brian @bergerinferno.bsky.social

the female gazebos makes more sense but maybe i'm just old fashioned in my gazebo imagination

jul 21, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve B @stevebasnett.bsky.social

Google loves a good game of Call My Bluff. (If anyone gets this niche reference, I can only offer my sincere apologies.)

jul 20, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social

It’s supposed to be a secret. Can’t men have anything?

jul 20, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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McPoyle's Navy @mcpoylesnavy.bsky.social

I call my gazebo “Blue Steel” for this very reason

jul 20, 2025, 4:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social

Eric is that you?

aug 2, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️) @schmidtjokes.bsky.social

Idk 🤷‍♂️ but if I had a guess it would be this

jul 21, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social

You can tell them apart from the female ones, because those have a bulbous bouffant.

jul 21, 2025, 4:59 am • 3 0 • view
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social

blubber

jul 23, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view