Any excuse to revisit the stirring tale of Eric and the Dread Gasebo… :) www.tumblr.com/rpgsandbox/1...
Any excuse to revisit the stirring tale of Eric and the Dread Gasebo… :) www.tumblr.com/rpgsandbox/1...
OMG!
It’s magnificent, isn’t it?
A shed.
Everyone knows all Gazebos are male. The females of the species are called "Pergolas"
I think that's just one of them backdoor tents you use to drink beer and BBQ in the rain
I like to pronounce it as "gaze-beau" anyway.
Same
Shit fellas the secret is out
Whatever it is, you must fight it alone.
Eric, is it you?!
Dude Hut
GaHeBro
It has pockets
Gazebos are from Mars, Pergolas are from Venus.
Is it dangerous? I shoot an arrow at it!
The male gazebo is similar to the female version except it doesn’t have a canopy, it has a manopy.
A tent
I’m really surprised nobody mentioned this. Don’t leave home without it.
The gazeboy.
Is the female a gazeba?
The male gazebo where your neighborhood sound designer does foley work- placing dirt and gravel on the ground instead of on the floors so that characters can hear the tire sounds in THX. You can't ruin a carpet that isn't there. Now haters might say the Male Gazebo was Gamestop, but..
Ok but the way this made me laugh 😂 Thank you ☺️
I base all my knowledge of Todds on this guy and I don't think he's Karenlike in any way (sure, he's a bit freeloady, but lovable)
I mean, I’ve known some Karens who weren’t Like That. But also, I did offer it with a question mark. ;^>
so says todd youtu.be/-pKeTHbTxHU
Everything is gender. Even gazebos
That's the one painted with a camo pattern.
Tales have reached my ears of unwise adventurers being devoured by ill-tempered gazebo. Best take care.
Gazebro amirite
what if a man cave, but outside
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My wife thought she’d bought a male gazebo. They’re incredibly easy to erect. Alas, they delivered a mature female gazebo I spent ages trying to find the instructions, apparently they don’t exist - you’re just meant to “feel” it. Apparently they need a good squirt of grease & lots of elbow work
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The Dread Gazebo is a very dangerous opponent! www.thedailydungeonmaster.com/08-24-2021/e...
The opposite of female gazeba?
New dateable and backyard unlock teased
A garden erection?
*Fans self rapidly* Twice.
Ha, exactly like that! 🤣
I did the same lookup 😆
Predictive text - you win a few, you lose a bunch, and you lol at a few.
Sturdy, i imagine with firm girders.
It contains a cold keg and an 80 inch TV tuned to espn
The "male gazebo" is a freestanding structure wherein chromosomes determine whether you get hit on, or may hit upon, other humans. easy peasy.
Welcome to Got Wood Male Gazebos. How can I help you today?
That would be a marquee!
Manquee, surely?
I cast Fireball!
After the man cave, they just couldn’t leave is to our she-sheds I. peace without building the male gazebo. 😂
Guyzebo? Guyzebro?
gazebo classic (as opposed to gazebo (new))
I don't know, but the female is surely called a gazeba.
It's a gazebo that tells you what you're doing wrong even as you put it together.
I was once trapped and held in a male gazebo for 72 hours
I remember that like it was yesterday
It was my favorite episode of I Survived.
It was a magical weekend, though.
The masculine urge to roll for initiative
Careful! We don’t know how many hit dice that gazebo has.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
The female gaze is gazeba
I'm not sure, but I suspect that beer, bacon, and barbecue feature in one.
The manzebo
I’ve been asked about my gazebo SO MANY times.
Cue the music... youtu.be/8tcJSjZ7p5g?...
A male gazebo is a bandstand.
All I know for sure is The female gazebo is Gazeba.
the female gazebos makes more sense but maybe i'm just old fashioned in my gazebo imagination
Google loves a good game of Call My Bluff. (If anyone gets this niche reference, I can only offer my sincere apologies.)
It’s supposed to be a secret. Can’t men have anything?
I call my gazebo “Blue Steel” for this very reason
Eric is that you?
Idk 🤷♂️ but if I had a guess it would be this
You can tell them apart from the female ones, because those have a bulbous bouffant.
blubber