January 6 2026

I’m gonna go with Thanksgiving. Give the day a whole new and relevant meaning.

Oooh, I like this. Or Christmas. You know, the holiday he “took back” for us.

That would truly be a reason to give thanks.

Oooh thas my birthday

if that happens, 9/11 will have completed the most astounding public makeover in recorded history

That would be too poetic! Constitution Day is September 17!

Tomorrow would be awesome, but I think it’s going to happen between mid-September and close to the end of October. He’s not making it until November. All I know for sure, is that It can’t come soon enough.

November 27, he can give us all something to be thankful for.

I’d hate to see the sacrifice of thousands of Americans and the memorializing of their deaths be overshadowed by the orange asshole’s demise.

Best we forget their memories have lead to the murders of hundreds of thousands if not millions.

Yeah, no. I’m not subscribing to whatever brand of bullshit you’re peddling. Fuck off.

Good point

But really any day would be a great day. The sooner the better. Hey KFC if you’re listening…

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Middle of February.

That would be a really uplifting way to balance out such a tragic date. Personally, I’m hoping for an understated Tuesday in September. Like this coming Tuesday, for example. No particular reason, I’m just impatient.

I have to go with September 1st…my birthday. That would be the best gift ever.

ANYTIME would be CELEBRATED DAY.

I want to put money on TODAY. Because that’s what I wish.

Why 9/11? To give the day a more positive memory to counteract the bad association with that date?

Oh. That is genius. Feels like it would be a tiny bit of karmic re-balancing.

Can I pick tomorrow with a huge amount of wishful thinking?

Has anyone taken October 3 yet? Taylor Swift releases her new album as an engaged woman AND it’s Mean Girls Day

May Saint Taylor bless us.

I vote for tomorrow

My birthday is the 26th of November. What a lovely gift that would b........& the next day is Thanksgiving- PERFECT. Buhbye.

January 30th - my birthday!

I just want to know if we have to go through the whole 4 hour religious service, funeral procession, marching to the grave, interment, and speeches afterward? Can't we just throw his stupid ass in a hole somewhere, and watch Melania throw her hat in the air?

I have a feeling there will be partying in the streets

For sure

I’m pretty good at these things so I’ll say January 6, 2026. Oh the irony that would be!

That would be sweet justice.

You mean he’s woken up today?

He’s gotta be up early to get shellacked

It’s gotta be MLK Day because he’ll want to make the day all about him.

I'm all in. I tried gathering support with a Tik Tok vid but they don't seem to like it. All I said is "every morning my first two thoughts are 'coffee and is he dead yet.'" Snowflakes, Sheesh.

He will get a call on November 5th that he lost control of the house and senate and have a heart attack 🤯

Hope springs eternal.

Nah, that fucker's made a deal with the devil. He'll probably outlive me, and I exercise daily and eat right.

September 11th is the anniversary of my moving from Jersey to the PNW. I'm about to hit 20 years. I've started every day since the attacks in quiet reflection. I can certainly make space to celebrate that death later in the day.

Can we just collect the money to host a nationwide party?

It would make for a nice birthday present.

Sunday, Sept. 7

He’s a cockroach. No disrespect to cockroaches. He’s gonna hang on as long as he can. I give him a year and a half.

I'll put my money on the Solstice. December 21st.

I feel like we need some kind of planetary involvement.

Laura Loomer will be there to claim his death is a 'false flag'.

After trying to revive him via mouth-to-balls resuscitation.

😂🤣

Taco has balls?

It’s the best way to show the proper respect, really. Teabag the douchebag.

Yesterday would have been good

Not soon enough.

September 15th works for me! My birthday 🎂

I'm in.

Not sure if I’m in hurry to see the vp in there.

I’ll take my chances. Nobody likes him. And the crazies won’t kill for him which is literally the entire reason the man currently in charge has any power at all.

True, but he doesn't have the draw or support of MAGA. They will not get behind him in the same way. The infighting will be entertaining to behold. IMO Having JD as president was always the plan. He'll make a few changes (in the interest of normalcy) then they'll proceed w/ Project 2025 full speed.

At least the magats don’t like home either - hard to be a charismatic leader that way.

One at a time, we have to start at the top. Maybe Vance will ski into a tree or go over a water fall rafting.

😂🤦🏼

September 23

Tomorrow would be nice.

That's my birthday, and his demise would certainly be more celebratory than my own advance toward the eternal dirt nap.

Never bet on games you care about

12/24/25 🎉

It’ll be some stupid ass day like January 2nd. That way nobody will win shit.

We all know it'll be a Dave type situation until 1 day after 2 years. (When JD Vance can "legally" rule for 10 years.) You'll know he's dead when suddenly his hands grow 2 sizes.

The entire human race will become extinct on Christmas Day, 2025 when the interstellar cometoid I3/Atlas, a 2.4 mile wide neutron core fragment strikes Earth near Mar-a-Lago and creates a Large Igneous Province similar to the Deccan Traps after ripping a hole in the planet's surface.

No, we do not want the president to die. He’s bad but the vice president is worse

VP doesnt make anyone scared of him and the party will fracture. We’ve gotta get out and vote. Those who can need to start visiting their offices in person and their town halls and repeat loudly that the unconstitutional things being done will result in their removal.

The VP doesn't have the same unexplained charismatic hold on stupid people as Dump does.

Vance doesn’t have the cult backing and he isn’t selling sneakers, bibles, and hotel rooms. Less grift with him.

Canadian Thanksgiving. The best October surprise.

it sure want be any evidence of patriotism and courage that gets him

No idea. Honestly, he’s such a bad president there’s no way the world will let him make it to 2028. If they have to Lee Harvey Oswald, they will. Trump still has one sister alive that’s older than him and his father lived to be 90 something. Can’t rely on nature.

This Monday 3:00 pm… 🤔

Jan 6 th

I’m down for ten on Thanksgiving this year at 10:00 am. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

that would historically reclaim the day.

I like the irony.

Can’t be soon enough!

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Once he dies, how long do you figure before they announce it? I think at least a week, maybe a month, while they claim he's busy working, and a flurry of executive orders are sent out as everyone tries to struggle for power. His

I hope he's gone before the 4th of July, the world cup and the olympics. I don't even care if he suffers. I just want him gone.

Do we have to wait that long?

He would. Always gotta make shit about himself.

I’ll take Oct 31

I’ll take tonight

I picked 10/1. It's my anniversary. 🥰

Easter

November 22

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Who’s wishing so hard they have a headache.

I pick 11/11/25 (Veterans Day). He doesn’t respect veterans and he’s screwed over veterans. Veterans will have the last laugh.

Bad bet. September 11 is, for some reason, a date when bad things tend to happen. The death of the orange moron would be anything but bad. 😂

Most elderly people with a lot of health problems check out in early winter. But it would be even cooler if he went on November 11: Veterans Day. NOW who’s the loser, Donald?

I’m going to guess February.

September 21 is World Peace day, I believe. That’d work for me. Though my feelings won’t be hurt if it happens sooner.

Good day for it!

It's already called Patriot Day so that would be perfect

Oh, that actually is A Thing. I thought it was going to be "Everybody says 'Sir, why don't we call it Patriot Day?'"

Feb 22, 2026. With medical events preceding it in Oct and Dec.

Why that day specifically?

It just popped into my mind. That's how premonitions work.

October and December both come AFTER September. It would be tricky for a dead man to have 'medical events' one and two months after his demise.

It’s the orange man….anything is possible

It's possible for him to say or do any damned thing while he's alive but the good news is he can't do diddly squat once he's dead.

It's important to read all the words. Feb 2026 comes AFTER the preceding Oct and Dec, which are in 2025.

I read all the words you wrote originally which aren't even close to your corrected post here. Got a problem with admitting you made a boo boo?

I pick Dec 24. A great Christmas gift.

A long way off, but there has to be at least of month of Pain and suffering.

Maybe it will be my Christmas present

lol

They'd just prop him up on sticks and keep going. Oo my birthday is September 18...I sure would like that!

Next Tuesday would be excellent for me. It's the first day back at school after summer break (no kids until next Thursday) and I would love to start the year seeing the guy who drives a cybertruck & has a photo of Spray Tan Caligula on his desk crying as his world collapses.

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I want 31 October, as it's my birthday, and I cannot think of anything I want more. Let's make it at 3:49 pm (EST).

Whatever the date - it’s not soon enough.

Not soon enough!

Today 🤞

I do not care when, but only how soon!

What's wrong with today?

November 20. Then Thanksgiving.

That’s my granddaughter’s birthday and she’ll turn 8. I can’t imagine a better gift for her future.

On AOC's inauguration day. JD Bowman is worse, and I *do* want him to see how many people hate him and how his grave is prepared in a Florida sewer system, in between several windmills.

I'll take any day.

Sooner the better

I thought it was yesterday but nooo I am no prophet and apparently they and South Park got the date wrong. So I guess any of our guesses would hold just as much weight. I believe it will be in 2025.. but more towards the end but before Christmas maybe the 20th?

My friends and I have a demise board. The squares sold fast. We're making a cause one next.

That would certainly make that day bittersweet for anniversary observances.

My money is on August 31

The sooner, the better.

At some point Trump will upset the people he is making wealthy and he will be got rid of

Funny, I've been accusing the media of having a death lottery for some time now. Why else cover him 24/7, when hes barely coherent and repeats himself so often, theres never any news, we havent already heard a billion times.

They definitely got a bet going for when he dies

I got today in my friends pool, because we started it on Sunday and someone else jumped in with Monday too quick.