Trump's on the roof and they can't get him down
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I honestly don't know if this is real or not
aug 31, 2025, 4:13 pm • 5 0 • view
It is.
sep 3, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
He thinks that’s where he’ll find the stairway to heaven lol
aug 31, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Hahaha
aug 31, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
crinkle the bag of undeserved praise, he can hear that sound from a mile away
aug 31, 2025, 4:50 pm • 9 0 • view
oh that's fucking funny.
aug 31, 2025, 5:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Twat on a hot tin roof
aug 31, 2025, 4:54 pm • 3 0 • view
DO A BACKFLIP
aug 31, 2025, 4:36 pm • 3 0 • view
Tell him he's missing "Gunsmoke"—that always worked on my grandpa.
aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm • 4 0 • view
they’ll need a crane this time
aug 31, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Leave one of those wildlife traps up there with a Big Mac inside it. Then call the exterminator to “relocate” him in, idk, maybe 6 weeks or so.
aug 31, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
JD Vance you ignorant slut
aug 31, 2025, 9:27 pm • 7 0 • view
they're spraying him with a garden hose but it's not working, oh shit here comes a guy with a big butterfly net
aug 31, 2025, 6:57 pm • 15 1 • view
Hahaha
aug 31, 2025, 6:57 pm • 6 0 • view
Leave him there!
sep 1, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
Is that a new euphemism for being out for your gourd high?
aug 31, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
no
aug 31, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
There's at least a couple snipers close by, they could probably manage it
aug 31, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Turns out he's a frisbeeterian.
aug 31, 2025, 4:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Do they have his favorite snack, a McDonald’s cheeborger and Diet Coke? I heard if you put those out in front of your house, your pet will come back
aug 31, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
IYKYK
aug 31, 2025, 4:51 pm • 15 0 • view
We don’t need no water, let the MF burn
aug 31, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh dang maybe call the fire department tomorrow
aug 31, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I can take a run at it.
aug 31, 2025, 4:11 pm • 2 0 • view
I could get him down
aug 31, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 3, 2025, 6:46 am • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 6:30 pm • 6 0 • view
The man has catlike flexes
aug 31, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view