I really enjoyed the read Bear. We have five cats, but don't allow them into the bedroom! I'm also an invisible immigrant, who worries about the far right in France

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My 4 cats would like to have a word, as they love being talked about 😂 ✌️

Anyways up, sheep bleat, bears growl and AndyG should take note

It got better after the first sentence imho 😂 Some people 🙄

Why don't people just scroll on by if they're not interested in a topic or a recommendation.

I think reading someone bleating about a cat is far more interesting and humorous than reading someone bleating about bleating

Well that's 3 minutes of his life he won't get back.

I doubt he had the attention span to give it the full three 🙄

As long as our cat's don't read it.

Perfect description of my cat's morning routine with added slurping from bedside water glasses - fitting segue into the chaotic politics of the day. Thank you!

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No cats in our house but I thoroughly enjoyed reading about the antics of yours.

Poor Andy does not understand the difference between reccomendation and coercion, get a dictionary fella then stay in your lane.

Superb article, Bear. As someone who is also the victim of a furry alarm clock (usually a soft paw batting my face, with just the hint of a claw, which becomes more than a hint if I attempt to ignore it) may I suggest an afternoon nap if time allows? x

It's on a par with "why would I want to read about bloody football/UK politics/a rock band I've never heard of?" Scrolling past or closing an article is always an option, which these idiots don't seem to realise.

“Muted words” setting can really help with this 👍👍