So to put this into a US Political lens, a Republican joined the Freedom Caucus.

Bottom of the barrel scraping, ohh well, barrel almost empty now, Boris is still there somewhere...

Does she know yet?

Maybe she's looking for new book ideas? "A misunderstood firebrand politician meets a beautiful woman. Together they fight the leftist elites, forge a New Order and build a new British Empire..."

Well what a surprise. (Says absolutely fucking nobody). With the departure of BoJo ending any hopes of a further career with the Tories, she's off to suck (up) to Nigel for a new job and more time on the telly! Desperate attention seeking moron.

They deserve her 😂

Well she is defective

Could really have taken an editor’s effort to this and dropped in an Oxford comma ? “Ex Tory Minister, Dorries, defects, and Reform UK “

They are intent on a cumulative IQ in negative values. Adding wrongs to wrongs and expecting a (far) right

ReformUK is full of defects.

Honestly thought she'd finally trundled off. But, no, here she is again.

Stupid woman

The overall IQ of Reform UK has... dropped

She looks surprised, did she know that she has supported reform Limited.

Barrel Scratchins

Has Tice offered her an unlimited supply of gin?

Ain’t too proud for dregs.

Ex-Tory has been does some predictable sh1t - nobody cares

Ugh! Dorries is just a washed up old grifter

Well she does tell stories, by writing books, so she’ll fit in very well with Reform.

A few more of the tory 'luminaries' and it will be renamed from Reform to Reunion. Smaug, Francois, Davies, Gisela, IDS, etc With Johnson it either implodes or the country does! I reckon the latter.

As inevitable as a turd escaping an anus and landing in piss water.

It's not often that we get to say 'they deserve each other' with such satisfying fulsomeness!

Why are the fantasists always Nazi fantasists? Doesn't anyone have fantasies about, y'know, helping people and shit anymore?

How can she “defect” if she’s not a sitting MP? Surely she’s just moved membership, much like moving from Spotify to Apple music only with much more bigotry, hatred and racism.

Liz Truss next please.

They deserve each other.

I assumed she had already gone. He she told Boris?

They’ll be a falling out with Pochin and Dorries very soon, this is now even more the party of crackpots, loons and grifters

Faecal attraction

She's no longer jonesing for Boris, thinks Nige will give her a crack...

As long as they don't move on from I'm a celeb... www.channel4.com/4viewers/tak...

It just shows that the Johnson wave of Tories weren't proper Tories. A Tory always follows the money whereas the "New Tories" follow the racism.

Is she running out of money?

The cream of the crock.

These defections of the worst of the worst that have ruled UK for 14 years, will not help fartage. BUT it might help old money tories defeat him. They have 3 years. Oust all ERG & populist URW. Change membership voting. AT GE bring back Grieve Cameron Hammond, etc. Old money will destroy fartage

I was with you until Cameron. He's the f**kin idiot that started all this by holding a referendum to save the Tory party. That went well 🤡

Yes indeed. But I'm not talking about ordinary caring decent people such as you and I. I'm talking about the old money, old time, tory voters that want their safe, easy staus quo of feeling superior back, without all the flag waving and fartage riots.

Yeah. I realised that, but I wouldn't mention Cameron in the same sentence as a decent man like Grieve.

💯 🎯 This has just reminded me of a report (way back during the Brexit War from @eyes_lillie on Twitter) on '5 Prime Ministers'. #NeverForgetNeverForgive

I deleted my X account ages ago when I joined Bluesky. I'm not going back to that cesspit.

Nor me, but I've found the reports on the web.

Correction: that should have been @eyes_lilly (Cormack Lawson) on Twitter. Still available on archived X, I believe.

Dumb joins dumber.

Apologies for the source, but she's always been a wrong 'un.. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

The Tories told her to "go, Nads".

Isn’t she a bit extreme for Reform?

BoJo will be devastated, she was his biggest fan 😢 www.indy100.com/politics/nad...

Sinks the Tories then moves onto Reform 🤞🤞🤞

🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩🙁🙁🙁scraping the bottom of the barrel are we Doris who have you got your eye on (Johnson) wise 🤔🤣😂😁

I'm sure Flitwick will be overjoyed 🙄 bsky.app/profile/adam...

I wonder at what point the Reform voters will work out that they are now voting for the very people they voted out at the last election.. you know,the ones who broke Britain 🙄

The very best. She will be parachuted into a safe seat and then teach all new MPs how to get away with doing nothing and getting paid. She’s better than Farage at it.

Hang on, has anyone told Nads she’s not actually an MP anymore? Or has she signed up as Reform’s very own Mrs Doyle, pushing a gin trolley around the hallways of Reform HQ? Who’s next? Gullis as assistant deputy chief doorman?

Does she have to shag Nige instead of Spaffer now ?

Oh dear, was she not getting enough attention any more? Publicity is like oxygen to these "people". Starve them of it.

You can’t defect if you are a nobody. Can you?

😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh bloody hilarious Thick as mince joining all the other thickos

Quelle surprise 🙄

I didn’t think Deform couldn’t get any lower than many of its last cohort of local councillors resigning within days…. but Nads as a PM again it just ridiculous!

She’s thick and dishonest enough to fit right in.

They must be paying her. She doesn't do anything unless she's remunerated.

Another ex-Tory desperate for another 5 mins of fame.

3 degrees of dimness? or opportunism ?

"The heaviest of the heaviest political giants wrestled with her concscience, she briefly paused as the young stallion that had lured her into his bed slid his honourable member into the back bencher, Yes, yes, yes! she moaned, and with that, she had broken free from the Tory shackles and became....

Has anyone ever seen Nads in the same room as JK? Separated at birth?

aka, Reform is a scrapyard for the rejects.

They completely deserve each other. She's as mad as a box of frogs.

The Dregs

They are lining up the brains trust for when they seize power. Truss will join next and be their chancellor elect I reckon. Not sure about Dorries though…is there a minister of being day-drunk ?

Oh blimey she's not after shagging Nigel is she? I thought Boris was bad but turning to amphibians is just wrong Still it should be amusing watching her and Andrea getting pissed and making fools of themselves in Birmingham

...then Pochin will want to join in 🫣

What a vile thought

😅🤣😂👏👏👏

Never worked for Miss Piggy either...

Right wing leaning person leans further right shock!

Another nail in their coffin. All they need now is Rees-Mogg to defect! 😂

He's turning to their conference with gove.

He'd have to dye his hair blonde and wear a dress 🤭

Wouldn’t be the first time!🤣

I’m sure Dorries defecting to Reform will go tremendously well. A thoroughly safe pair of hands who is not in any way a wildly dysfunctional attention junkie and loose cannon.