Plain green, I don’t want to risk having my Union flag flying at half mast!!

Someone would stick them on a flag pole

LOL! Every time I go out, there are more and more flags around here. We’ve even got some fucking coronation bunting on a fence up the road! So yes, they probably would end up on a flag pole 😕

Stick them up and see how patriotic they get

They are plain green though. I suppose I could get out my white sports compression shorts and splash some ketchup on them in a cross and stick ‘em up a lamp post 🤣

Just have a dance round it too