Don’t forget that it also performs fellatio but exclusively on rather small phalluses. I think my upcoming paper “communism: an explainer” is going to get top grades 🙏
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That actually sounds dangerous. People shouldn't be sticking phallisi into cars except under carefully controlled conditions.
aug 31, 2025, 3:02 pm • 19 0 • view
“Phallisi” 🤭
aug 31, 2025, 3:18 pm • 13 0 • view
this keeps getting bumped and I am now imagining Emilia Clarke screaming “I am your Phaleesi!” at a bunch of shirtless men
sep 1, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view
Insert 'fucking a Princess' joke here (Ed).
aug 31, 2025, 5:39 pm • 3 0 • view