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The Athletic @theathletic.com

Yup, that's Luka Dončić on the cover of Men's Health Mag 👀

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jul 28, 2025, 2:36 pm • 253 29

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz

Lebron must have given Luka the incriminating photos of him pigging out at Randy's Donuts

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like_a_bosstonian @wilkos.bsky.social

Man, him and Bronny are gonna team up for at least 20 pts

jul 28, 2025, 2:50 pm • 21 0 • view
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Jeremiah @kingjeremypdx.bsky.social

Not sure he would have done this in Dallas but I’m happy for him. I want to see him healthy and at his best. He looks great.

jul 28, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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NOT TIM but I am Rhett Bomar’s Right to Work @brandoneffdub.bsky.social

He would have at some point. I don’t doubt that the leaked comments from Dallas fueled this summer’s transformation. But as players age, they figure this out on their own. Also, Fire Nico!

jul 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brick @brick73.bsky.social

Wowww

jul 28, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeremy @jeremyb.bsky.social

Imagine being a pro athlete and your weight loss makes national news.

jul 28, 2025, 8:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nathan Arizona @nathanarizona.bsky.social

Fat Luka will always be superior b/c it made it that much more embarrassing for the defenders he torched

jul 28, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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brandonorlok.bsky.social @brandonorlok.bsky.social

Man if Luka doesn’t average 30 and 8… bro built like a superhero

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Jesse 📷 @notjgonzo.bsky.social

He transforms most offseasons, but this seems different. Hope he stays healthy!

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Debbie Lefkowitz @foglandia.bsky.social

Dubious.

jul 28, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nam Talmbout @gorbinblathour.bsky.social

The space between elbow and hip is giving peak sideboob. I can't stop looking.

jul 28, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Malik Beasley’s Bookie @moneyman10.bsky.social

This is how you get back at your ex.

jul 28, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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DMC @damioncavicchio.bsky.social

Still can’t play D

jul 28, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ralph Janik @ralphjanik.com

We’ve seen these “Luka has lost weight”, Luka looks ready” articles before. It’s getting boring.

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jul 29, 2025, 8:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social

T-2000 Luca looking for John Connor

jul 28, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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HeroicOne @heroicone.bsky.social

Ozempic is a helluva drug.

jul 28, 2025, 4:51 pm • 6 0 • view
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social

“Athlete looks athletic” ok

jul 28, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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cfmgg.bsky.social @cfmgg.bsky.social

If you ignore all context I guess

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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social

The “context” is backwards associations regarding bodies and athleticism 😴 athletes look like athletes sorry bout it

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Mensch @magoly.bsky.social

Like Jokic?

jul 28, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Desiree Danielle @desireedanielle.bsky.social

He’s winning the breakup

jul 28, 2025, 2:50 pm • 18 0 • view
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ponsterm.bsky.social @ponsterm.bsky.social

Everybody knows that moving from Texas to California makes it easier to exercise. That Texas humidity is for real.

jul 28, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social

I fear that Luka's fat ass is like Samson's hair and without it he'll lose his magic basketball powers

jul 28, 2025, 4:31 pm • 16 0 • view
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martingiannini.bsky.social @martingiannini.bsky.social

He's just going back to his weight a few years ago.

jul 28, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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P Mac Funk @jetsetpete.bsky.social

Sometimes the motivation you need is your ex calling you doughy

jul 29, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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kwagnecht.bsky.social @kwagnecht.bsky.social

jul 28, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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awesomecosmos.bsky.social @awesomecosmos.bsky.social

Now that’s a revenge body 😂

jul 28, 2025, 2:43 pm • 27 0 • view
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Refresh Rate @refreshrate.bsky.social

Merely looks like he lost water-weight that all people cutting carbs do at first. Unhealthily way to do it

jul 28, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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sebastianmcotto.bsky.social @sebastianmcotto.bsky.social

Revenge body going brazy

jul 28, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don sQuixote @akironhead.bsky.social

Wanting to be able to go to the beach will make you do some things

jul 28, 2025, 3:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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JS @jschindler.bsky.social

Bron was hounding him lol

jul 28, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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grooveholmes.bsky.social @grooveholmes.bsky.social

Rec league dad bod dudes who modeled their game after Luka about to start burning his jersey like when LeBron left the Cavs 😂

jul 28, 2025, 9:37 pm • 7 0 • view
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NorCalDC13 @norcaldc13.bsky.social

I lost Luka but I still have Jokic as my NBA body type, so I'm good to dream!

jul 29, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Christy Rae Jeffson @jcry.bsky.social

Contrary take: If he loses weight he actually negates one of his big offensive advantages.

jul 28, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sean @seanelf.bsky.social

Photoshop *Exists*

jul 28, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hoyle @axelhoyle.bsky.social

well, shit

jul 28, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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middleagehoops.bsky.social @middleagehoops.bsky.social

Goals

jul 28, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social

That's photoshopped.

jul 29, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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UWHuskies2025💜💛🏈🏀🥎⚾️ @uwhuskies2025.bsky.social

Damn Luka!! Laker fan here and let's go! 🏀 #NBA #LukaDoncic

jul 29, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Seahawk @originalseahawk.bsky.social

What a great troll.

jul 28, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social

Uhmn,…is Mounjaro a PED? Jus’ axin’! MAGA! Making America Guess Again 👊🇺🇸😳

jul 28, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coyote Cumslutress @emma.meangirls.online

GODDAMN. it's giving "MVP season and beating the mavs in the first round" vibes

jul 28, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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cefebex.bsky.social @cefebex.bsky.social

Other Ben Simmon's triple video?

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CarolinaMic @carolinamic23.bsky.social

Bro is looking like he means business but will this make him a better defender??

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McGrouchy @grouchfacekillah.bsky.social

Man, he’s gonna be trouble next year if he comes in like this. Hate to see it as a fan of a rival team, but good for him.

jul 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robert @basedhits.bsky.social

Dude gets in regular NBA shape and it's story. Crazy.

jul 28, 2025, 4:38 pm • 5 0 • view
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KennyOnToast @kennyontoast.bsky.social

So he was out of shape.

jul 28, 2025, 4:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Immortal Doom @doomforpresident.bsky.social

The Mavericks dumped him and called him a fatass and he comes back looking like a Terminator robot.

jul 28, 2025, 2:47 pm • 31 0 • view