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....fucking jerry. he is why we can't have nice things.
GOD DAMMIT JERRY JONES
Never change, Jerry #gobirds
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He will look great in a Vikings uniform!
Jerry Jones is the Trump of the NFL. So it makes perfect sense...do all things possible to hurt, punish, and take away hope from fans, just as Trump is doing to Americans. Both want to be dictators even if they rule over their own ashes.
The difference is the rest of us can point and laugh at the douchebag Texans who are suffering through Jerry Jones. Unfortunately, them voting for Trump affects us all and we can't really laugh (until their energy grid no doubt fails again this winter and they go 3 days without power from 2" snow)
I live in texas and I did not vote for Trump. But I'm an Eagles fan so this parsons shit is hilarious.
#gobirds
Bears
FAFO Cowboys
Shocked it took this long, JJ needs to sell the Cowboys...bargaining in poor faith with players...what mess!
Not just bargaining in poor faith, straight up lying to Parson's agent and trying to fuck him over.
Micah knows he's under contract for this season with the Cowboys at 24 million. The asking price for a pass rusher in his prime will be multiple first-round picks, players, and future picks. There's not a team out there willing to pay that price. Jerry will pay him before the regular season.
Buffalo Detroit Cincinnati If I had to put money on it though I'd put Baltimore as the most 'win now at all costs' franchise willing to make that trade
But, those teams will have to give up a lot if a trade materializes.
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He just wants to be paid. That will happen one way or another.
I've lived in Dallas for years. This is just another episode of the Jerry show. He loves drama like this because it keeps the team in the spotlight. Parsons isn't going anywhere.
Hey Micah, do what Saquon did, sign here (Philly,) and win the Super Bowl! It's that simple...
Let him go. He will never play for Dallas again.
Why do Cowboys fans tolerate Jerry Jones? I bet Metroplex sports radio tonight is . . . lively.
Ye gods, what has Jerry f-ked up this time?
Join the Washington Commanders
Cancel sports, cancel everything till all this shit is over.
Jerry just wants the media attention. We all know exactly how this ends, with Micah getting everything he wants and signing his giant contract in a hotel in Philly the night before the season opener. That front office is a clown show
And then Micah will pull a hammy and miss 1/2 the games, as he want be in game shape…Jerry doesn’t want a good team - why?
Jerry Jones is no longer interested in fielding a football team. All he’s interested in is the attention that the team gets him, and if that gets in the way of winning, what does he care?
He wants an Emmy for his Netflix show.
He has a contract. He should be there working out and playing.
His contract is expiring and the Cowboys refused to negotiate a new one with him, then told his agent "the deal is basically done" without giving anyone any numbers or paperwork. The Cowboys are being super unprofessional and Micah is doing what he needs to for his career.
They have his rights. They can place the tag on him.
I guess some fans don't care about how players are treated lmao 😂 in the real world, you have to have integrity.
I care more about shutting his mouth and playing and not disappearing in games.
Parsons has always shown up in games. He can’t play, nor is he responsible for, seven other positions on the team.
Great players need help, and Parsons hasn’t had any. To cherry-pick certain stats to justify what the Cowboys are doing is just inexcusable. He is the best player on the roster, and to mishandle his contract status is just dumb.
He's an elite professional athlete. When he's treated and paid as an elite professional athlete, he will be working out and playing.
He has been. And will this year under his contract. He hasn’t won a damn thing and gets run over by any good offensive line. Maybe he ain’t worth what he thinks he is.
Then trade him. See what the market thinks he's worth.
I hope they do actually
Fair enough. If the rest of the league rates him as high as the media, then he'll command a high price.
What position? Maybe duece can finally get the chance he deserves.
You know mas Jerry jones ain’t gonna like that
Hey JJ! Omar Khan on line 1!
Jerry Jones remains undefeated when it comes to be the worst owner in sports. Not even Nico could be worse..
Well there is Woody Johnson😁 Go Bears !!!!
Well, cowboys suck! Go 🦅!!!!!
I want nothing less than a superstar and a 1st round pick in return. None of this 5th round pick bs
The Cowboys don’t really have much leverage in the trade situation. I’m not saying that for someone of Micah’s talent somebody wouldn’t give that, but if they don’t get that offer, they don’t have any leverage.
The Jerry Jones FAFO edition
Congratulations Jerry Jones on another fubar season. Way to go you dumbass
Come to the Rams, big guy!
You can come to Pittsburgh.
Come to the Steelers. We will trade Rodgers for him
And ain't gonna happen cause you just ruined any trade value you might have had. Low ball offers is all that will come.
You clearly didn't read the article and don't understand NFL contracts.
Bullshit and bye. I have practice entertainment law for years. NOW. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Sorry Micah. Ain't happening. Be patient and you will be the highest non QB in the league.
Come play with Trey Hendrickson and Joe Burrow!
Yeah but Jerry Jones’ ego controls Stephen Jones.
I don’t blame him. Jerry Jones has no will to win Super Bowl. He’s just been keeping the Dallas Cowboys mediocre since the mid 90s and will continue to do so. Dallas Cowboys will not win another Super Bowl as long as Jerry Jones owns them.
🎵Oh please come to Boston for the springtime!🎵 If he came to the Pats the front four could be legendary.
Come on eagles you have the chance to do the funniest thing
I give it a month before Jerry Jones gives him his money
Seahawks!!
Uggh
Jerry magic at work again.
Raaaaidddddeeeerrrssss
So jones will try to send him to NFL purgatory. Where would that be? I mean, aside from Dallas.
"America's Team" 😂? They can only rest on their glory days, which ended in the mid-1990s, so long.
Come to the Saints. We will appreciate you
He playing hardball with Jeruh! Imagine him playing the other side with TJ Watt in Pittsburgh. He could put up amazing numbers since TJ gets double-teamed so often.
Bills trade James Cooks for Parsons straight up!
Howie Roseman has the chance to do the funniest thing since the last offseason
He'd be a great fit for my Detroit Lions
Come. To. Baltimore!!!!! You won't regret it. Ask King Henry...
JJ would muck up a wet dream. Damn you Jerry.
I don't blame him one bit. Jones never pays on time.
No it’s not tough, because Parsons isn’t going anywhere. I’m guessing Jones likes giving huge contracts to dudes, because it keeps writers talking about the Cowboys.
Always some drama with this team…🙄
Wise man!
What a shame
The Jones family has abandoned the real world by alienating and demeaning their best player. “America’s team” is in the toilet!
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And risk not have all his January's free?
Chicago Bears
Nope, ur under contract my man.
The contract is expiring and the Cowboys flat out refused to negotiate a new one, then lied to his agent about it. Micah is doing what he needs to for his career.
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Don't blame him. He'd get his deal almost anywhere else, but JJ has to outclown the Browns.
If you won't pay me then trade me....just stage 5 of hold out process.... it's all theater
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Come to Raiders!!
@scootermagruder.bsky.social Oh boy...
The Commanders should sign him now and release McClarin
The clown show continues for the worst GM in football over the last 30 years. Good for Micah.
Do it Howie, DO IT!!!!
Commanders for Terry plus a third rounder
Yeah that would be a game changer but I’m not sure losing Terry right now helps your chances this season. Birds can’t afford Micah with Jalen Carter breaking the bank next year.
I was with Terry, until he asked for a trade, but when you have our quarterback or your quarterback, you don't ask for a trade
COME TO CHICAGO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! Micah "Monster of the Midway" Parsons has a lovely ring to it.
Fuck Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. Worthless, cheapskate, Crypt Keeper looking motherfucker.
We have three years of control left. It doesn’t matter. Sit out.
He's not Jerry's slave, however much you might like that.
He doesn’t have to be
That’s an awful lot of money to just walk way from. Just saying 🤪
Good move on Dude!
Bears.
If the lions somehow picked him up… holy… Hutch and Parsons… unstoppable
Howie Roseman enters the chat...
They have enough money to make this happen and it will but to be honest I wish Parsons held his ground and demands the trade to teach jones a lesson. This happens every year in Dallas like it’s a marketing stunt and it’s not its ppl’s livelihoods on the line.
Pwssst! Livelihoods even if the man played without a new contract, he's gonna get $25 million this year, plus whatever endorsements he signed. I think we could all live on that in one year. And don't come at me. I'm a Micah Parsons and a Cowboys fan and hate Jerry Jones too. But really....
And don't give me that he's putting his body on the line. He could get hurt. They have insurance against that, and all his medical would be paid for and taken care of. Again, I love the Cowboys, but all this posturing and crap needs to be kept in house. Billionaires arguing with millionaires.
That’s irrelevant. The cowboys are a Football team and he’s the best player on that team so if you do a comparison around the league he’s worth every penny of $40 million dollar annual salary. That’s what a 17 game season and 100,000 seat Stadium gets you, especially when it’s got that Star on it
Jerry Jones is the new Daniel Snyder of the NFL.
Fly Eagles Fly
🦅🦅🦅 Howie getting to work about now
Jerry Jones has had no clue how to field a winning team since the salary cap prevented teams from just being able to buy a ring.
Exactly! Has always been my argument.
If he not only wants off the team but to compete against them… Eagles are the team. But it Micah even good? Can’t be, he’s a Cowboy.
Oh no
Need a lift to Giants camp?
Micah please meet Brad Holmes... Brad, Micah Parsons. Let's make friendly... #OnePride
Jerry Jones looks about 100 years old. He doesn't need a football team. He needs a nursing home.
Great move. The Cowboys suck under Jones.
Jerry Jones kid is helping NFC West so much. Thank you Cowboys!