“He’d be perfect for the (insert favorite team name), (insert team GM’s name) needs to make a deal to get him.” - Delusional fans of 31 NFL teams

Jerry Jones looks like a shambling corpse.

Only his hatred of professional athletes continues to animate his desiccated form.

sounds like a good agent

Times aren't great in ethics at this time.....

I don’t know Micah Parsons or his agent but I like both of them.

trump cryptkeeper dick taker

Good for him. He wasn't going to let this old crooked mfa take advantage of his client.

The perfect response

In the words of the immortal Big Bill Hell...

Trade him to GB, the only right move

The dude who runs private tours through his employees locker room is a true friend of the working man. Also, Here he is on the wrong side of the Little Rock 6. He claims he was “just a curious kid” in a mob blocking black children from attending a segregated school media.nbcdfw.com/2022/11/jerr...

Jerry Jones and Micah Parsons met back in March and negotiated without Parsons’ agent, David Mulugheta, present. Jones said the offer he negotiated would have made Parsons the NFL’s highest-paid non-QB in guaranteed money. Full story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...

NY Times: Rich owner tries to undercut agent and get player to agree to below-value deal. Agent says hold up. NY Times - How can we paint this rich white billionaire living off of more athletic men who will have life-changing injuries as the reasonable party? Let's run with that.

The NYT ran a 1500 word vomit article about a Mets fan's dog, and mused that the dog was a victim of abuse because a few psychos on reddit thought so. They have no integrity. They don't even pretend to be anything other than a billionaire/corporate butt plug at this point.

Jerry is maga

And then Garrett and Watt signed and thats obsolete now.

Jerry Jones is a gift to 31 other franchises No amount of netflix hand jobs will help Jerry shake the fact that he has always been a delusional, racist, egomanic Jimmy Johnson made that team. Then they brought that drunken idiot Switzer in. Aikman was the de facto leader of that team at that point

Doesn't he know that Jerry Jones only pays the players that don't deserve it.

Demand a trade ! Get out of that racist cesspool. Jerry is a MAGA 👉🏽 AAAHOLE

Name an NFL owner who isnt

Jody Allen. She just kills rare animals and sexually harasses body guards. Classy…

So we've got none & a possible so far lol

It seems like we got s solid one. And she owns the team I root for so… Go Hawks.

Is she a trophy hunter? My god.

Upon further review, highly doubtful she killed the giraffe. hunting-washington.com/smf/index.ph...

Seattle team with moral win!

Arthur Blank

Ayyy. Good call.

Loved when Jerry Jones pissed him off, so Blank locked him out of the visiting owners suite, and made him stand on the sidelines. Cowboys at Falcons on Friday. We'll see if he's calmed down yet.

Jones thnks it is 1860 and that he owns Micah. #FuckGreedyBillionaires.

Poor Cowboy fans. Stuck with that loser until he dies. The only really great move he ever made was hiring Jimmy Johnson to be coach and GM. It's been all downhill since then.

It’s a report that Micah Parsons’ agent strongly disliked the contract offer made by Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in March, hinting at tension in negotiations for the star player’s future with the team.

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