BREAKING: Micah Parsons has been traded to Green Bay. The Cowboys agreed to terms on a trade to send the star pass rusher to the Packers, sources tell @diannarussini.bsky.social. Parsons will sign a four-year, $188 million extension with Green Bay that includes $136 million guaranteed.
They sent him to the Frozen tundra. Ouch... That's cold (no pun intended)
Yeah Jerry is a typical spiteful racist cuck. But Parsons will prob get two Lombardi's now.
This is going to bite us in the Asssssss
So glad he stood his ground!!!
Jeepers
Jerry Jones is the dumbest NFL owner in the history of the game. No wait. He is the dumbest owner of any franchise of any sport. That’s saying a alot but this trade seals the deal.
The arrogance is stunning. I thought I had seen it all after watching the Netflix special with the way he treated Jimmy Johnson. But his family should consider how to take the franchise away from him, now.
You and I know the alternative is just his kid becoming GM. Won’t be any better. 😔
At least he doesn’t have dementia!
🤣
He’s off the Jones’ plantation. Good for him!
How does this make the Cowboys better? @minakimes.bsky.social @scootermagruder.bsky.social
What’s in the water in Dallas? First the basketball team makes a horrible trade. Not the Cowboys.
Maga. It's all of Texas. That's why Manning is only staying one year at UT now. No black person should be playing for any college or professional sports team in Texas anyways. Or Florida.
It makes Green Bay a Super Bowl contender. It in no way improves the Cowboys. They got much worse.
WTF!
As a Vikings fan, I say HELL NO!!!!
Good for Micah
Love watching the Dallas Cowboys disintegrate more so each and every year. Jerry Jones will probably live to see the total destruction of his NFL team before passing away in total disgust!
Don't talk back to the massa Jerry. He still has that white hooded Arkansas in him. Could care less he just tanked the team for the next five years if darkie gets out of line.
GTFO
Oh fuck off.
But what did the Cowboys get in return?
Remember the Herschel trade....
That’s what scares me.
Jimmy ain’t there no more. They didn’t get the same haul that they did for Herschel. Jerry got fleeced.
I don't see fleeced. They got a capable DE and two first round picks. Also got out from under a huge contract-to-be. Does it destroy their defence? No, but it doesn't help to be sure.
Micah is worth at least 3 first round picks. Guys who can rush the passer like that are the 2nd hardest thing to find after QBs.
Sell the team
It’s a major NFL trade: the Dallas Cowboys are sending star defender Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers. He’s also signing a massive four-year, $188 million deal with $136 million guaranteed, securing his future with the team.
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3 straight Super Bowls coming.
Definitely two
Good for Micah!