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The Athletic @theathletic.com

Micah Parsons is a Green Bay Packer 👀

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aug 28, 2025, 9:14 pm • 434 50

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Todd Goslin @toddgoslin.bsky.social

I'm wondering if a trade of this magnitude will have a negative impact on the value of the Dallas Cowboys as a franchise. I mean, it's certainly tough to call yourselves America's team when you're operating like you're in a small market.

aug 28, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Derek A @sondeerrf.bsky.social

Cowboys haven’t made it to the NFC CHAMP game since ‘95 yet ESPN covers them so much they have been criticized for it. “Even bad press is good press”

aug 28, 2025, 10:46 pm • 7 0 • view
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Todd Goslin @toddgoslin.bsky.social

Well, they get coverage because of a massive fan base but one thing you don't do is trade popular players. Especially great popular players in their prime.

aug 28, 2025, 10:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Derek A @sondeerrf.bsky.social

Agreed. And they have this weird “boomer” fan base. It’s large and dedicated but the younger fan base is large due to being in Texas. The “boomer” base is national…but aging

aug 28, 2025, 10:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jacob type @dutro.bsky.social

bad fuckin news for bears fans

aug 28, 2025, 10:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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jerryaulik.bsky.social @jerryaulik.bsky.social

They even lost the offseason this year!

aug 28, 2025, 11:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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laidbackderek.bsky.social @laidbackderek.bsky.social

Jerry Jones is a fucking moron for not paying. He got the money he deserved from Green Bay.

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aug 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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thekidjk.bsky.social @thekidjk.bsky.social

Aaahhhhhhhh Daaamnnnn IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

aug 29, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Mark Squires @marksquires.com

My Eagles may find this haunts them in the NFC championship game, where the Pack is likely to arrive and be a bigger force, but getting him out of the NFC East...yeah baby. Cowboys won't ever win anything with Jerry Jones in charge. I hear he's taking the long plan to winning, though. 🤣

aug 29, 2025, 11:07 am • 0 0 • view
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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social

LOL! Jerry punches self in dick get sore dick in return!!!!

aug 28, 2025, 9:30 pm • 10 0 • view
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badger-in-mn.bsky.social @badger-in-mn.bsky.social

Jerry Jones: "Micah Parsons is Micah Parsons, but a first round pick could be anything! It could even be a Micah Parsons!!"

aug 29, 2025, 1:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social

Jimmy Johnson successfully negotiated the historic blockbuster Herschel Walker trade with Minnesota that directly led to 3 Super Bowl titles for the Cowchips. Predictably, low IQ incompetent MAGAt Republican Jerruh Jones has completely failed to even come close to replicating Jimmy Johnson's feat.

aug 29, 2025, 12:11 am • 4 0 • view
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Maurice🌹 @mistermaurice.bsky.social

“Go Pack Go” is he talking about the Packers or yelling at his assistant to get his shit packed immediately so I never has to see Jerry Jones face to face ever again?

aug 28, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mark Mitchell @emrendering.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 11:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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Janky @commissionerjanky.bsky.social

In these horrible, HORRIBLE times, I would like to thank Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys for always supplying the country with comedy gold

aug 29, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
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debe1477.bsky.social @debe1477.bsky.social

Uggh.

aug 28, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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davidzizmor.bsky.social @davidzizmor.bsky.social

Happiest guy in Texas right now: Nico Harrison

aug 28, 2025, 9:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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Cephalopod Empire Appreciator @sinistermrcream.bsky.social

Watching a conference foe shoot their own foot with incredible precision...

aug 28, 2025, 11:25 pm • 7 0 • view
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jpose60.bsky.social @jpose60.bsky.social

This is crazy, incredible talent gone, Smh.

aug 28, 2025, 9:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Redwindu59 @willredoo.bsky.social

Crazy Dallas hahaha! Go0d Lawd!

aug 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Classical Gator 💙🦩🌴🐊 @classicalgator.bsky.social

A classic example of #FAFO for Jerry Jones & co.

aug 28, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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QuakerOrts🫘 ᴜs @quakerorts.bsky.social

Jerry Jones is all in on rebuilding for the next 10 years or more. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 28, 2025, 10:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jason Druivenga @zings247.bsky.social

What an incredibly dumb decision by Dallas

aug 28, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Al Brown @animus45.bsky.social

The Cowboys have a TERRIBLE GM!! Fire that idiot!!

aug 28, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Penguins for Progess @heardislandpenguin.bsky.social

Only Father Time can fire him.

aug 28, 2025, 10:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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Al Brown @animus45.bsky.social

From your mouth to God’s ear.

aug 29, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
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🌴 @unapologeticval.bsky.social

I hate JJ with the heat of a thousand suns.

aug 28, 2025, 11:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social

I’ve decided that Jerry Jones really hates us…

aug 29, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Andrew @darthandrew.bsky.social

Lmao, time for Jerry to step aside. What an awful deal for Dallas.

aug 28, 2025, 9:33 pm • 14 0 • view
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jtfrankfort.bsky.social @jtfrankfort.bsky.social

Embarrassing. Still trying to prove he's a better football mind than Jimmy Johnson and still failing. Time for Dallas fans to take their money elsewhere and maybe they can get a real owner.

aug 28, 2025, 11:00 pm • 5 0 • view
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Creassy @creassy300.bsky.social

It will make No difference. They’re going down. Da Bears 🐻

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aug 29, 2025, 11:39 am • 0 0 • view