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The Athletic @theathletic.com

If you were the Cowboys' GM, what would a fair trade for Micah Parsons look like? H/T @tednguyen.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 10:48 pm • 120 10

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Gilbert Denizard @bearxq.bsky.social

If he was franchised, you only get 2 firsts if he signs elsewhere right?

aug 28, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eratsu @eratsu.bsky.social

Is this a picture from LOTR?

aug 29, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
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This is my spout @thisismyspout.bsky.social

We don't care about the Cowboys and you can't make me.

aug 29, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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snauud.bsky.social @snauud.bsky.social

Should have got more picks on top of the two 1sts wtf

aug 29, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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jack @roddyceramics.bsky.social

he’s the worst GM in sports history

aug 28, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Connie 🟧🟦🇺🇦🇺🇲 @conniedd.bsky.social

Can he trade the owner instead?

aug 29, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
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kinperry.bsky.social @kinperry.bsky.social

#1 If the trade was with a perennial losing team , like the Browns or the Jets, those # 1s MEAN something. #2 2 veteran players that are very good and would fill an area of need, #3 Why not drag it out and add a # 3 in 2028 and a # 4 in 2029? That would not have sunk the deal.

aug 29, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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DoubleB @steakandbourbon.bsky.social

An “aging DT” that isn’t even 30

aug 28, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Commander99Ash @nholdingsllc.bsky.social

He turns 30 next month...

aug 29, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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DoubleB @steakandbourbon.bsky.social

Got me, not even 30 and elderly.

aug 29, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Commander99Ash @nholdingsllc.bsky.social

Yes, by NFL yrs... GMs look at that Age as the Point of No Return. Dallas got FLEECED in the Parsons Trade. I have them going 0/4 to start the season based on their schedule and then it will be time to start playing young players to survey the rest of the talent on the team, if any. Start Milton>DAK

aug 29, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Edgar Davio @edjardavio.bsky.social

Luka and Micah within 8 months🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 28, 2025, 10:56 pm • 5 1 • view
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Cameron Vogt @camvogt.bsky.social

He will forever be the thing that holds back his own team

aug 28, 2025, 10:52 pm • 11 0 • view
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Al Brown @animus45.bsky.social

The Cowboys owner should fire the GM!! (Yeah, I know….)

aug 29, 2025, 11:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social

… Well, Jerry in a home would be an opener …

aug 29, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jobes @jobesz44.bsky.social

How you don’t end up with at least 3 or 4 first round picks is ridiculous to me.

aug 29, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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rustyares.bsky.social @rustyares.bsky.social

Gonna be really funny when Parsons files a grievance and the Cowboys lose a 1st rounder because their owner openly admitted to negotiate with a player without his agent.

aug 28, 2025, 10:52 pm • 10 0 • view
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ReelBrownTrout @salmo3t.bsky.social

Jerry went to the Trump school of negotiation.

aug 29, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ghost of Tuvix @ghostoftuvix.bsky.social

2-1sts 2-3rd and a 4th at least

aug 28, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Plyreen @plyreen.bsky.social

I wish I understood what this means

aug 29, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brian Paris @heybrianparis.bsky.social

Based on what everyone was saying Trey Hendrickson was worth (essentially nothing), Jerry did fine. Of course the goal posts are moved now.

aug 28, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pines2Palms @pines2palms.bsky.social

Al Davis is looking down nodding & smiling right now

aug 28, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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👽Groot is weary of all the BS👽 @agntdinozzo.bsky.social

The Bears offer was the same deal only the Cowboys were getting Montez Sweat instead of an injury prone aging DL. Sweat could've filled the gap left by Parson's departure and filled the veteran presence as well. Jerry Jones just duplicated the Mavs Luka Doncic trade. Go terrorize da Bears Micah.

aug 29, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view