Oh realllly?

Really. No hotel is loaning this hick anything unless it includes bedbugs.

Anyway, I stayed in a Super 8 on the outskirts of Altoona last weekend. I think my room was bedbug-free, but they made me sign a paper saying I wouldn't smoke cigarettes or weed in my room, and two of the three times I was outside of the building the great outdoors reeked of weed.

Nowadays it seems like I can't afford any hotel that has enough working, accessible outlets.