It's wrong to speculate, of course, but maybe she choked on her own bile?
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Seems she had an allergic reaction to democracy. The democracy index was high on Saturday.
jun 18, 2025, 1:37 am • 10 0 • view
Wow her face does look puffy. Oh wait
jun 18, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
Over dosed on Revlon
jun 18, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
GOOD !!!!
jun 18, 2025, 11:00 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe she choked on all the lies. I guess it wasn't that serious. That is disappointing.
jun 18, 2025, 3:18 am • 4 0 • view
I hope Kennedy is her Dr
jun 18, 2025, 1:27 am • 5 0 • view
Post cosmetic surgery complications
jun 18, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 0 • view
We can believe it isn’t a heart problem. She clearly doesn’t have one.
jun 18, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
All that plastic surgery lmao
jun 18, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
I’m still confident it’s performance anxiety
jun 18, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
Plastic face allergy
jun 18, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
Would it be gauche to cheer? Asking for a friend.
jun 18, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
Did her extensions revolt and try to choke her?!
jun 18, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
One of her implants most likely ruptured.
jun 18, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
Somewhere, Cricket, a goat, and a horse are laughing their asses off.
jun 18, 2025, 3:32 am • 1 0 • view
Gee…maybe she’s allergic to the truth, integrity, or compassion
jun 18, 2025, 7:12 am • 0 0 • view
It was John Wick!
jun 18, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe she choked on gag balls cosplaying a bdsm whore? Asking a friend. 🤣
jun 18, 2025, 5:47 am • 0 0 • view
I wish Kristi Noem a speedy and full recovery so she can be prosecuted for crimes committed against the American people.
jun 18, 2025, 6:38 am • 1 0 • view
Trump maybe broke her feelings
jun 18, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
We just can’t get lucky can we?
jun 18, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view
I assume she got bit by a pack of wild dogs
jun 18, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe she’s allergic to Botox!
jun 18, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
Put her in a medically induced coma.
jun 18, 2025, 1:35 am • 2 0 • view
I have never seen this woman’s mouth closed. She always has that blow up doll face.
jun 18, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
Kristi Noem will do anything to get a news cycle! Will she come out in a nurses or doctors uniform. Or is she having an abortion.
jun 18, 2025, 5:31 am • 3 0 • view
Maybe she had a conscience pang and that caused her to panic uncontrollably.
jun 18, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
Botox reaction?
jun 18, 2025, 3:29 am • 2 0 • view
I assumed her plastic surgery broke.
jun 18, 2025, 4:49 am • 0 0 • view
She’s allergic to freedom.
jun 18, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Nah, she had a reaction to one of her facial injections. That stuff is eating away at people’s minds.
jun 18, 2025, 11:36 am • 0 0 • view
Choked on her own bile? That may be deadly...
jun 18, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
But do we really care what happened to her? I know I don’t. Let me know when/if she kicks the bucket so I can celebrate. Otherwise IDGAF about her at all!
jun 18, 2025, 2:38 am • 3 0 • view
Nothing too trivial I hope.
jun 18, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
Must have been a new brand of spackle for her face.
jun 18, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
Catty, but on point.
jun 18, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
NO ONE cares
jun 18, 2025, 1:12 am • 1 0 • view
She is allergic to truth
jun 18, 2025, 11:04 am • 1 0 • view
Botox overdose
jun 18, 2025, 1:13 am • 2 0 • view
So many vulgar retorts swirling in my brain...But I want to be a better person than that. 🙊
jun 18, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
Nah, Dumpster was channeling his inner Putin and offer her tea or a window🤷
jun 18, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
My money is on a lip filler explosion
jun 18, 2025, 2:32 am • 8 0 • view
Snort!
jun 18, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
Botched lip filler!
jun 18, 2025, 2:00 am • 5 0 • view
Is it suicide attempt or terminal cancer?
jun 18, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
Karma comes calling
jun 18, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe Trump is in there too
jun 18, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
Certainly won’t be a heart condition issue!
jun 18, 2025, 7:06 am • 0 0 • view
She likes to be in front of the camera with her daily costume changes. We will see if she will show her face again in the coming days
jun 18, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
Botox overdose
jun 18, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
I’m rooting for the allergy.
jun 18, 2025, 4:10 am • 4 0 • view
Apparently Noem is sicker than we initially thought.
jun 18, 2025, 6:23 am • 0 0 • view
Is she pulling a fast one like her buddy DJT got his ear grazed, she wants sympathy because of all the bad press she’s getting!
jun 18, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
She a super c**t
jun 18, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
If not all the fillers, maybe it’s the adhesive on those ridiculous hair extensions. Everything about that lying, useless, corrupt, puppy-killing, bootlicking twat is toxic — so who knows.
jun 18, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
The spirit of her dead dog has its revenge.
jun 17, 2025, 9:50 pm • 6 0 • view
Nope - someone waved truth under her nose and she didn’t have her Epi pen
jun 18, 2025, 4:36 am • 5 0 • view
Or Trump said swallow
jun 18, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
Passed out after drinking too much of the Trump kool-aid?
jun 18, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
She’s been hanging around with Corey Lewandowski again. It was a reaction to doxycycline
jun 18, 2025, 2:30 am • 5 0 • view