Behold! The Keeper of the Cheese!
Behold! The Keeper of the Cheese!
the virus lasts a long time
very very many aged well
promousecuous
It was all on sale!
I never want to poop again.
Now she will love me.
And thus began the cheese wars
Her fondue cafe’s fridge broke.
Chesus! Baby chesus!
I quote or paraphrase this all the time!
Perfect!😂
when alcohol addcition becomes helm's deep
For French people : A fridge full of plastics
That's 5 words 🤓
"Six words are fewer" does include 5 😉
Fair, all the 6's threw me off.
A fridge full of yellow plastic 😊
Please explain this unique reference.
Because we are arrogant (for food I would say for good reasons) and these cheese would be considered as tasteless cheese.Where is the mold, the crust, the smelly odor and strong taste?
My first response was: it wasn’t even good cheese.
Aah! yes, I follow now! The French are purists when it comes to their cheese and butter, is definitely how I know the case to be.
Husband (returns from grocery store): “You said we only needed cheese!”
Jerry the mouse has grown up.
Looking for the not cheese drawer.
Once upon a cheese. The End.
Boutique fromagerie for sale, never opened.
Curds, curds, cheese theft foiled again!
Gonna need more beer.
I should cancel that cheese subscription.
Dave planned for the wrong thing
Infinite crackers and visitors? Adapt. Wine?
Tom couldn’t understand his constant constipation.
For sale: several shades of constipation.
wrong time to develop lactose intolerance
To become Cheese. I consume Cheese.
The mice have modernized, beware cat.
Colon backed up forever.
"...no Muenster?"
Trump is back, time to stockpile.
Ran out of space for charcuterie.
Heaven.
C’est ton frigo @miotromain.bsky.social ? 🧀
Ohlala oui ! À mon retour de Wallis ça sera ça 🤪
It was the year of cheese.
I shall never shit again
Damn! Almost out of cheese!
"I live like a math equation"
and he said: "wish granted"
"Won lifetime cheese supply. Lactose intolerant"
"The cheese multiplied. I moved out."
"Dunno about real cheese"
UK cheese heist loot finally found.
A different type of writers block
🤣
Say you're from Wisconsin without saying.
The cheese was twenty percent off!
tariff cheese stock it up babe
Wisconsin is getting out of control.
Cheese will be our new currency.
Wisconsin diet best balanced with ozempic
Branching out from Mary Kay.
When I waited tables in college, the funny cooks labeled the sliced cheese container "Jesus."
Lite beers offset the fat content
Holy Cheese, Batman! (as Burt Ward)
Hon, do we have any cheese?
Honey, where's the Miralax?
Her purgatory was being lactose intolerant.
My mental health is excellent, thanks.
I regret nothing. Bring crackers.
Cheesed to meet you
Based on personal experience: "on the 9th lockdown day..."
Just one Spotted Cow. He panicked.
Say ‘cheese’ he said
Bombs fell, but I was content.
Inside serial killer’s fridge: a surprise.
In queso emergency Pray to Cheesus
Joanne’s in-laws are in from Wisconsin.
I'd like to buy some cheese.
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player.
Chessehead Overseas's stockpiles against Trump's Tarriffs.
Welcome to Wisconsin
Remove beer and orange cheese now.
Wouldn’t tell, but there’d be signs.
Needs Flax Laxative
flaxative?
cheese comes in soda cans?
Family reunion in Wisconsin.
"I want to go to there" (not a story, but I think Liz Lemon and her "night cheese" would appreciate it nonetheless)
Wisconsin Cheese Tariffs Start Tomorrow
Prune juice was necessary
Successful arbitrage before the market crash.
Top Chef comes to Wisconsin.
All on red, i won
Wallace knew the safe was full
She stared enviously, plotting quietly!
where do you keep the milk?
Who brought the wine and crackers?
Here comes constipation. I don’t care.
One week since winning the Lottery
Where’s the Miralax? Gonna need it.
“… and that’s why his colon exploded.”
Heaven
We need more crackers, Grommit!
My thought exactly!
Ten Secrets of Cheese Startups
Thankfully, the cupboard overflows with apples.
Last Christmas they ran out.
After patreon, the photographer could work.
Fridge and arteries filled with cheese.
There's Lite Beer to balance things out...
No! We have no bananas today.
🤣
I've got a friend in cheeses
Ngl, I sang that as I read it.
Where the hell is my cheddar?
He knew he was recession-proof.
For sale, baby cheese, never eaten.
What you have no root cellar?
Power outage. We lost it all.
Power outage. We ate it all.
Well played !
😀
Let the fondue sex party begin.
All that cheese, and shit beer.
Five hundred expected for fondue night.
Did you remember the lactaid?
Defecation delay by solid milk product.
Gonna need some Milk of Magnesia
I Camembert the new tariff rates.
Cheese farts for days 😳🧀💩💨
Buy a dairy farm, they said…
It could never be enough.
Government cheese under gay space communism
Sadly, I lack toast cheese tolerance. 😏
Cheese, Chose, Chosen.
Have wine fridge, now married.
Not enough beer in the Fridge.
execution method for the lactose intolerant.
*sigh* "We need a bigger 'fridge..."
I wish my colon would allow
Fromage to Eternity
Is this cheddar creek hospital fridge?
last trip to Canada before tariffs
I guess the cheese stands alone
A big shipment to Redwall Abbey.
Bought cheese for votes. Felony? ~Elon
How long does cheese last?
"Stocking up for a cheese shortage"
Om nom nom nom nom nom
I haven’t pooped in six days.
The last cracker factory had fallen.
We bought too much to fondue.
"There is never too much cheese."
Stiltons of cheese left
My stomach hurts and I’m gassy.
My story for the prompt was "i haven't pooped in a while"
Okay, one week until my colonoscopy.
They've tariffed French cheeses now
Oh no, I've forgotten the Brie. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
Deborah needed to kill somebody.
I decided to give up carbs
😭
Suddenly he remembered, he detested cheese.
Excess breeds neither taste nor rationality.
He died as he lived
Dairy fairy visits mouse house.
Cheese cheese CHEESE cheese cheese BEER!
Goal to corner cheese market succeeds!
Wherefore art thou Romano
Too funny!😁
Wait, why is there lite beer?
Why ya got so much cheese?
Miller Lite hides in this fridge
I firmly believe that lactose intolerance is just a phase.
Celebrating GoutFest 2025!
What’s in the freezer, Mickey?
Woodman's had a sale.
@catovitch.bsky.social
Cheesus christ!
I wish that were me. I'd love to have that cheesy of a problem.
Delicious dairy deluge.
Don't dilly-dally, dial Decatur Dairy
Not enough lactaid in the world.
Wisconsin cheesehead prepares for winter.
For sale, cheese fridge. It expired...
Wait shit, left open reads better. For sale, cheese fridge. Left open.
Giant rat’s year long food supply.
as a french...
Yellow cheese for sale, never used.
He couldn't get past the cows.
Say "Cheese."
average Wisconsin refrigerator
FDA novel therapy approved for Depression!
Yes, she needs an intervention. Stat.
Dexter was never able to recover.
this costco membership WILL pay off
That can't be Gouda.
😂🤣
If mice had fridges.
Lactose intolerant hell.
It's how we'll survive Trump's tariffs.
Hello Wisconsin!
Battle against stool softeners began thusly.
I’m told eating cheese is good. I never want to poop again. Too much cheese? No way, bruh.
Did you say, you have cheese?
THAT’S ME! Except I’d have an arm full of crackers and wine with me! ☺️👍
@iggymaid.bsky.social hey it you
yes honey, it me
Not Bitcoin, not even gold: cheese!