No police? Tigerno to the rescue!
No police? Tigerno to the rescue!
"The kitty door is just right!"
"Oh, never mind, he's come home."
"A fucking tiger's in my house."
Hey cool kitten, Carol Baskin again
Cats out of the bag
Hello is this SmartyKat catnip company?
He’s bloody come for tea again.
Agh you beat me to it!
Sorry. But great minds and all that.
The delivery was faster than expected.
Have you fed the cat?
"Love your invisible phone table."
"We need reinforcements" The reinforcements arrive...
Microsoft, please fix my Windows.
You mean that's Gay Pride?
The circus is in town.
Do you have any grey poupon?
‘Get the gun, not the camera!’
Roar roar roar roar roar roar
George, it happened again. I'll wait.
Tiddler ate some Miracle Grow again
"that wasn't a microdose, was it?"
Apparantly he says "They're Gr-r-reat!" 🐰😎👍👊👊👊
The drive through zoo was outrageous
“Sorry, don’t need any Frosted Flakes.”
'Scam call, Judith. Just hang up.'
“Act surprised, Sheila,” said Joe Exotic.
Sam Beckett: oh boy
When I said, "My cat's stuck"...
“Who let the dogs out?“
"I'm telling you, Tiddles got big!"
Very special episode of Brady Bunch.
I said no taxidermy inside!
Honey, did you feed the cat?
“Operator, get me Tiger Control, now!”
Me and my Bengal.
I told you it wouldn't fit.
TigerCleaner helps dishes to shine!
But father, I wanted LEOPARDS!
"I simply can't make enough lasagne"
Underrated response. Well played!
“The cat flap needs some work.”
Hello, is that Paw Patrol?
No they can't keep it!
Tiger, tiger, burning bright. Hold please
Pushed, slipped, head's up tiger's arse!
Is that Debbie McGhee?
The woman in the photo is Tippi Hedren. If that is actually what you're asking.
"Where did you put the Frosties?"
If your Frosted Flakes aren’t there in 30 minutes or less, it’s free!
The tiger isn't in the tank!
“We have a cat flap, Eric.”
je téléphone à la police
"My eye of the Tiger arrived!" #Sixwordstory
“Yes, your largest litterbox. And hurry!”
'I have an ideal for a children's book'
"I almost died; my daughter too"
Well, they're not a problem anymore.
Hello, Elon? Your AI's on the ketamine again
Police, she's doing it again - Tiger
Help! There’s a cat burglar!
Stripes was always more of an indoor cat.
“Now about that missing Tiger reward…”
Mildred reports spotting escaped tiger
Then the tiger ate my face
Tony the Tiger's complete breakfast.
Tyger, tyger, dishes bright...
My pussy... she's hungry for you
"Your call is important to us..."
STill a kitty at heart
"Yeah, so... it's actually not 'Grrrrrreat!'"
"Did you eat the tiger's tuna?"
“Animal control? The tiger is inside.”
"Why don't you use the door?"
No survivors
“Cancel that order for Frosted Flakes.”
“I gotta go…Tony is here…”
The Evri delivery driver has got it wrong again.
Get the big pussy here STAT
"Hello, Mr. Copperfield? Your trick failed." #sixwordstory
Well that’s the catflap fucked.
But I asked for a tiler!
I said “steady tiger”. It worked.
Your cat is loose again!
April Stevens' teacher just dropped by.
In and out all day long.
Endora!! You've gotta change him back!
He's after my yoga ball again.
Bye, Marge. Our Indian food's here.
Time to feed Garfield his lasagna.
“It’s a MAN-eating tiger! I’m safe!”
Don’t marry a magician
“Help……………tiger!” “Why the big pause?”
“Petco? Bulk rate kitty litter available?”
Felonious feral felines flood forth further.
“Mr Whiskers’s back, Siegfried. Send Roy.”
Gotta go, the cat wants in.
help there is a fucking tiger
I have a meme, but it's more than six words. Sorry, you'll have to live with it...
I find red hides the blood
Hello, Pooh? Come and get Tigger!