My ship. Now.
My ship. Now.
Polar bear made it sound bigger.
Tsk, Tsk, Mr Tusk!
Drool losers, gonna pickup your girlfriends
Finally Russ gets away from wall
I am the Captain. I am the Walrus. goo-goo g'joob
Big and boatiful.
"The time has come," said Walrus.
Call me Ishmael.
I am the captain now.
This rock wiggles.
Bon voyage, my distant toothy cousin.
"Duh, gee, Tennessee...!" said Chumley.
"I'm meeting the Carpenter for lunch." #SixWordStory #WritingCommunity
Kookookachoo.
Wilford Brimley's reincarnation wasn't going well.
Whatever floats your sea mammal.
What? The water was too warm 🥵 #Sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
I feel the need for speed!
You were, perhaps, expecting a bipedal?
I am the walrus. Captain walrus.
Jaime busts another boating myth.
I am Captain Goo-Goo G'joob.
No one asked for a license.
Lolrus steal boat to find bucket!
"Hey babe, how you doing?"
He's got an outboard molar.
Scruffy sets his course for Petco.
The divorce settlement was weird, right?
Why the hell is he driving?!
I doubt my insurance covers this.
Bigger bathtub, bigger bathtub toys.
Even worse, she loves yacht rock.
James Bond? Captain Nemo? Captain Bondo.
Nevertheless, I am the frogman.
Lazy, smart? Improves avoiding orcas, sharks.
Alas, the Carpenter fell overboard!