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Blue Misfit 💙🕊️ @donnaluker.bsky.social

Assault with a breadly weapon.😉

aug 17, 2025, 8:38 pm • 261 16

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IamZed @iamzed.bsky.social

The Freedom Footlong

aug 17, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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SKBots @skbots.bsky.social

Don’t you mean deli weapon?

aug 17, 2025, 10:03 pm • 10 0 • view
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E. E. S. B. @wince7170.bsky.social

Overheard

aug 18, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
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MichMonMothra🌁 @binthed.bsky.social

Lettuce not pray🥳🙌.

aug 17, 2025, 8:39 pm • 131 6 • view
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bhartz.bsky.social @bhartz.bsky.social

Holding Out for a Hero

aug 17, 2025, 9:19 pm • 144 3 • view
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Swamp Thing @anotherswampthing.bsky.social

All is fair in loaf and war.

aug 17, 2025, 9:39 pm • 112 4 • view
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MichMonMothra🌁 @binthed.bsky.social

Anatomy of Wit! 1578

aug 17, 2025, 9:56 pm • 17 0 • view
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E. E. S. B. @wince7170.bsky.social

Overheard

aug 18, 2025, 2:00 am • 4 0 • view
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MichMonMothra🌁 @binthed.bsky.social

What a great tune! Pun Level: 10. youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0?...

aug 17, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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luzmom.bsky.social @luzmom.bsky.social

Or was it “Lettuce spray”…?😁

aug 17, 2025, 9:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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MichMonMothra🌁 @binthed.bsky.social

💥💥💥Bwahaha😂

aug 17, 2025, 9:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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feemus.bsky.social @feemus.bsky.social

Tangential, but one of my dad’s dad jokes was “Lettuce turnip and pea.”

aug 18, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
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gomimig.bsky.social @gomimig.bsky.social

Could also be, lettuce not prey.

aug 18, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Jay Bird @jayflew.bsky.social

🤣

aug 17, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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E. E. S. B. @wince7170.bsky.social

Overheard

aug 18, 2025, 2:00 am • 4 0 • view
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Rosco The Grouch @roscothegrouch.bsky.social

🤣

aug 18, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view