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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social

did a body pop out of Giuliani’s trunk on impact or something, what is that statement lol

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 107 6

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La Contessa @oscarsmother.bsky.social

That's far more believable than anything in the "official" statements.

aug 31, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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RogerThat 🐕☕🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @rogerthat---ex-x.bsky.social

His hand popped out of his pants. Does that count?

aug 31, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social

Ooooof

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social

Is he saying the perpetrator rear-ended him, or just trying to tug the heartstrings about what a swell guy we almost lost? Nooooo idea

aug 31, 2025, 9:22 pm • 9 0 • view
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Lisa @footenotes.bsky.social

Love the NOTHING TO SEE HERE tone 😂

aug 31, 2025, 9:13 pm • 6 0 • view
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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social

It’s so funny, who was asking?

aug 31, 2025, 9:20 pm • 5 0 • view