I hope Travis Kelce changes his name to Travis Swift. His soon-to-be wife Taylor Swift is a talented billionaire and he needs to be a good husband. Suck on that Charlie Kirk.
I hope Travis Kelce changes his name to Travis Swift. His soon-to-be wife Taylor Swift is a talented billionaire and he needs to be a good husband. Suck on that Charlie Kirk.
Travis swift would be a most excellent name for a football player!
Wouldn’t it though?
Even better: Travis Taylor
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Think as long as Travis doesn’t buy her a strap-on, cut his junk off and try to get pregnant himself, Kirk will be ok with him being a good husband. It’s dishes, laundry and diaper time for this boy. ✊🏼
If anyone was going to usher in the Matriarchy it'd be her
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I'd be honored!
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Well done
Charlie you spend so much time spreading bs you really need to spend some of your money on that face of yours…surely there must be something a good body man or plastic surgeon can do that would make you presentable…🤷🤡
"Travis Swift" would also be a fucking cool name...
...! He's a Football player! Why wouldn't he want to be named Swift!
Vaild.
See. Plus it would make stupid people angry.
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Publicity stunt
Kirk is one scary looking dude!
The main reason for them not to get engaged earlier is that Travis had to work for a whole extra year to buy that engagement ring.
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That's fucking hilarious I hate fucking Kansas City ☠️RN4FL☠️
I think the real takeaway here is that Taylor Swift will marry a man & keep her last name. Charlie Kirk will likely do the same.
When Charlie marries a man? 😳
Who really cares what Charlie Kirk thinks? On the other hand, who TF cares what "someone who sings good," who was wealthy before ever having known what struggling actually means in America, thinks? People need to stop putting celebrities on pedestals - especially when it comes to politics.
odds are not in her favour
This is genius.
It’s a great name for a football player…or soccer…or a runner.
Or a country singer.
How about who gives a shit. The world is on fucking fire!
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I support this!
Let’s not insult vaginas by associating them with this prick. Vaginas are great. Just saying. Let’s just have him do his best Gaetz or Trump or Vance or Epstein.
She's gay anyway.
Okay Lynda ~ I can’t stand him and as far as I’m concerned ⬇️⬇️⬇️
his dick is smaller than his baby teeth
Ha 😆😆😆😆
Seriously…..what caused that?????
Two people with the worst genes created this creature ~ I can’t stand him ~ he’s repulsive 🤢
Seriously looks like a weird mutation of something
Would it be too tasteless and cruel to say he’s the poster child for mifepristone?
Is he related to Matt Gaetz?
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Chucklefuck should submit to becoming irrelevant.
How about everyone just keeps their own name? It’s their name. You fell in love with them with that name. I get if your name is Awful. Like Annie Awful or Bill Awful and you want to change you do you. I’m 62 and was a published researcher when I married. I kept my name. It was my name my choice.
Oh good post.
Travis Swift!
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Celebrities often keep their own names. I suspect that will happen here.
That would be awesome I can hear those snowflake republicans whining now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol..
Mr. Swift seems to be a nice guy but seriously Taylor, girl, just live in sun and put in some strict financial legal paperwork on file.
Do you reckon Charlie Kirk fancies himself as some sort of alpha male? Now THAT is funny.
Oh and Happy Women’s Equality Day! 🗽⚖️
Of course, I support this, too!
He better be submissive and obey her. Hope he’s also a good cook, housekeeper, keeps his figure in check, is good with raising all the kids, interior design, flower arrangements, entertaining her powerful work associates, and never raises his voice to her- or that’s a justified punch to his sass.
Kelce-Swift would work!
They could even both change their names to that. Taylor Swift Kelce and Travis Kelce Swift sound nice!
If Travis wanted to start a conversation that would be the way.
Ok GUMby
Yeah, there's a marriage that will last. 🙄 Not the flex you were looking for, I know... nice shot though you "resistor." 😂