I’m looking for advice. What would be a secure career path in this fascist dystopian hellscape? A.) Worm farmer B.) Preacher C.) Midwife D.) Canoe maker E.) other (see comments)
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Distiller. Learn to make moonshine and you'll be the richest person in the village.
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Undertaker.
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Why didn’t I think of that? Thanks!
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Definitely not a mid-wife because you risk being burned at the stake as a witch in this dystopian christo-fascist regime .
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Water farmer
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Become a migrant and settle in Canada or Europe
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Canada here I come? I wish! Fuck all the Republican Treasonous FASCIST Criminal Syndicate Scumbags!
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Tour guide in Portugal 🇵🇹
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Professional boot licker? Child-sized coffin maker? Perhaps a squirrel meat farmer?
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Torn between preacher and midwife 💭🤔
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Bunker digger ☢️
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I vote worm farmer.
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According to 1984 by George Orwell, nothing is safe aside from being a serf or a slave.
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I’m going to open an underground speakeasy and brothel.
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Honestly? Professional apocalypse tour guide. Benefits include knowing which canoe will actually float
aug 31, 2025, 5:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Young people will need the canoes! This is hell in the making! Republicans/ Trump/ Putin/ Oligarch/Fascist/ Mania are all ignoring global warming for Short sighted GREED & Racism !
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Molotov Cocktail Assembler
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Midwifin would keep you busy
aug 31, 2025, 3:38 pm • 2 0 • view
You could make the most money as a preacher grifter. They do big business now and the future is only looking up. You could do the most good as a midwife.
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Grave digger
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Drug dealer.
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Retired midwife here. Definitely become a midwife. The forced birthers combined with the anti vaxxers are going to prod women into motherhood but it won't be safe out there with Covid out of control so home birth with become a boom industry.
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E. Snake Oil Salesman
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Good choice!
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Bold of you to assume you’ll be given a choice.
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Martha
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B! Start your own Church! It’s way lucrative. I have three neighbors that have made quite a good living and retirement from their religion based profession. I’m not even being cynical or sarcastic – really, it’s quite the stable business.
aug 31, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Worm farmer it is.
aug 31, 2025, 3:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Have you read The Frozen River?” It’s based on a real midwife in the 1700s. A very impressive woman so that would be my choice.
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I’ll have to check it out while books are still available. Thanks! 😊
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Preacher. Everything is made up and nothing can be proven. If something good happens praise God. If something bad happens you say it's Gods will and make up stuff to keep people believing in the guy you just blamed for the bad stuff. Take their money.
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