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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social

Listen up People! Ivanka wants us to know her father's penis is NOT as small as the South Park episode says it is. Does this mean Ivanka has more personal experience than say Stormy Daniels, who compared it to an itty-bitty mushroom on late night TV. ===================

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aug 23, 2025, 8:18 pm • 177 50

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🇨🇦Mr. Lloyd @bagpiper59.bsky.social

That can’t be real.

aug 23, 2025, 11:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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Show Me The Hope @show-me-the-hope.bsky.social

It’s not, and I despise fake posts. Not worth the chuckle AT. ALL.

aug 24, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
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🇨🇦Mr. Lloyd @bagpiper59.bsky.social

I agree. Lies and deception are destroying society. We don’t need to add to it.

aug 24, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Show Me The Hope @show-me-the-hope.bsky.social

Well stated, Sir. I couldn’t agree more.

aug 24, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Liberty View @libertyview.bsky.social

I'm sorry, but it IS funny on a couple levels. People wondering if it's real is even funnier! It does seem to be tagged by whoever created it, but very small and lost in degraded resolution.

aug 24, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
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rblang8.bsky.social @rblang8.bsky.social

They are weird

aug 24, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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rblang8.bsky.social @rblang8.bsky.social

Why?

aug 24, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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carpenter22.bsky.social @carpenter22.bsky.social

Ivanka has said it without saying it.

aug 24, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Krapp @krappslasttape.bsky.social

Has anyone measured the width of Ivanka's mouth? (Asking for a friend).

aug 24, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Orblueduck 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽 @orblueduck.bsky.social

Certainly wide enough to accommodate an Orange toadstool

aug 24, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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FryrTuck @fryrtuck.bsky.social

oh come on, there is no way she actually tweeted that 🤣💀

aug 23, 2025, 10:26 pm • 20 0 • view
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badbusinessbureau.bsky.social @badbusinessbureau.bsky.social

This image shows a satirical social media post attributed to Ivanka Trump, dated August 20, 2025, with 31 million views.

aug 23, 2025, 11:55 pm • 9 0 • view
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Gally22 @gally227.bsky.social

WaIting for your tell all book how your pedophile sex abuser felon father sexually abused you.

aug 23, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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terryretired.bsky.social @terryretired.bsky.social

Like I said, she has plenty of experience with daddy. Just like Melania has with Barron. She doesn’t let Barron out of her sights.

aug 24, 2025, 10:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Steamy Ray Vaughn🇨🇦⚜️ @steamyrv.bsky.social

Please tell me this is real. Please tell me this is real. Plllllleeeease tell me this is real

aug 24, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
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John Meadows @johngmeadows.bsky.social

Is she measuring her words?

aug 24, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andrea Reynolds @waternymph.bsky.social

OMG. We absolutely need the Epstien tapes!!! Crimes. Crimes. Abhorrent Crimes.

aug 24, 2025, 4:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Alex P @alex-p-hope.bsky.social

Don't tell me she's even more stupid than her father! I suppose it gets to a point where there is no competition anymore!

aug 23, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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TAX THE RICH! @craigtoppers.bsky.social

Excuse me?.... Say fucking.. WHAT?

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aug 24, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Joel Pollard @smirkingelf.bsky.social

Oh dear Ivanka will heart broken when she finds out Donald was born a woman 😆 (with a small penis) 😂

aug 23, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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loveslight@bsky.social @judylatorreartcom.bsky.social

And she knows this how?

aug 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 9 0 • view
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maxstan.bsky.social @maxstan.bsky.social

Maybe her mom told her.

aug 24, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Alfred Hanan @oysterberry.bsky.social

My thoughts exactly.

aug 23, 2025, 11:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Magda627 @magda627.bsky.social

Maybe compared to her husband's....

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mizzus E Scrint @ms3scrint.bsky.social

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!?

aug 23, 2025, 10:26 pm • 5 0 • view
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fingbullshit.bsky.social @fingbullshit.bsky.social

9 out of 10 daughters wouldn’t have any knowledge of their dads’ penis size…

aug 24, 2025, 3:07 am • 2 0 • view
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fingbullshit.bsky.social @fingbullshit.bsky.social

Aw, dear, it’s way more than half the country…you probably know this already, but your daddy rapes little children for fun & profit…

aug 24, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Kimberly @kimberly0003.bsky.social

Ewww I hope that is a fake account

aug 24, 2025, 4:01 am • 1 0 • view
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JD Willhite @jdwillhite.bsky.social

Just what any man wants - his daughter vouching for the size of his clanger. What an absolute pathetic joke.

aug 23, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Will @wwooten.bsky.social

She should know!

aug 24, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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ghermy.bsky.social @ghermy.bsky.social

And it's more than half the country

aug 25, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
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ghermy.bsky.social @ghermy.bsky.social

Daddy says I'm the best kisser 🤣

aug 25, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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ghermy.bsky.social @ghermy.bsky.social

Is this real ? Lol..she is dumb blond

aug 24, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Al Po @pushpst28.bsky.social

If only it were real.

aug 23, 2025, 8:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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rblang8.bsky.social @rblang8.bsky.social

Why do you think it's not?

aug 24, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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rblang8.bsky.social @rblang8.bsky.social

Maybe he walked around in his underwear when she was young. You don't know her disgusting upbringing

aug 24, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kipp Wieland @kippw.bsky.social

Oh, dear god. She should have stayed in the shadows. 😛

aug 23, 2025, 10:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kipp Wieland @kippw.bsky.social

Oh, wait..... 🤣

aug 23, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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sydneeryu.bsky.social @sydneeryu.bsky.social

And trump's daughter would KNOW the size of her dad's penis!

aug 24, 2025, 12:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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joedmills2.bsky.social @joedmills2.bsky.social

😳

aug 23, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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rochelle1.bsky.social @rochelle1.bsky.social

So inquiring minds want to know … just exactly how woild she know?

aug 24, 2025, 3:48 am • 1 0 • view
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MsGayle @msgayle510.bsky.social

FFS

aug 23, 2025, 10:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rhonda @wolflionguardian.bsky.social

Maybe she needs to take a lie detector test to see what she knows about her father raping little girls

aug 24, 2025, 2:42 am • 1 0 • view
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William Watts @williamwatts.bsky.social

I think it is rich for someone who is just as bad as her father, thinks the world will ever listen to anything she has to say. He is hated by far more than 1/2 the country even by those who claim they like him. He never honestly won any election IMHO.

aug 23, 2025, 8:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hudsonia @bopstyle.bsky.social

Ivanka, this...

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aug 23, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Curly Fries @sunshine6631.bsky.social

Why would you comment in the size of your father’s penis? To me that is really creepy!

aug 23, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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rblang8.bsky.social @rblang8.bsky.social

Even if it's not her...it's her fuck them and all the lies they tell.

aug 24, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Trip @trippertoes.bsky.social

🤢🤮 He got a bigger boner for his (12 yr?) old daughter.

aug 24, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Canadian Club fan 🥃 @sinatradaniels.bsky.social

How small is it!!!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

aug 24, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
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ws75.bsky.social @ws75.bsky.social

Sadly, it makes you wonder how a daughter would know what size her father's penis is.

aug 23, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Show Me The Hope @show-me-the-hope.bsky.social

It’s fake.

aug 24, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
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piper-sully.bsky.social @piper-sully.bsky.social

So she's admitting it's small, just "not that small". Also replace half the country with three quarters of the world.

aug 23, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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EvilHomer @evilhomer589.bsky.social

She would know. 😆

aug 23, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lonnie @phxaznative.bsky.social

Ivanka Penis Pump Operator taught at a early age

aug 23, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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SmithnJones @smithmojones.bsky.social

Very concerning indeed! Do any other daughters have such intimate knowledge of their fathers? Shocking 😲

aug 23, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Davenatural @davenatural.bsky.social

oh diddums.....none whatsoever his own fault and actions....just a poor misunderstood boy with honest intent. ..or you are facilitating his supreme narcissism

aug 23, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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robinsue1948.bsky.social @robinsue1948.bsky.social

🤔😲

aug 23, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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oldandsharp.bsky.social @oldandsharp.bsky.social

OBVIOUSLY!!!! GROSS,SO GROSS!!

aug 24, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Dawn 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🫣 @badgerbleu2.bsky.social

I could be wrong but I don’t think half the country hates him. Perhaps she meant half the World. That would be closer to accurate.

aug 23, 2025, 10:57 pm • 25 1 • view
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Che Gatsby @chegatsby.bsky.social

That we know of.

aug 24, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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A Ghost @ghostunknown.bsky.social

Yeah more than 85% of the planet remembers or knows nazi history, and sure as hell definitely want tump and other dictators dead asap. Even other dictator nations make fun of the orange turd. But still cant believe ivanka would post that, 🤣

aug 24, 2025, 1:31 am • 7 1 • view
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sdgrimes.bsky.social @sdgrimes.bsky.social

Half the country hates her, though.

aug 24, 2025, 12:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Dawn 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🫣 @badgerbleu2.bsky.social

Entirely possible!

aug 24, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Unity Coach @unitycoach.bsky.social

It’s higher than 1/2.

aug 24, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
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norcalhounds.bsky.social @norcalhounds.bsky.social

There is good reason that he is despised, bitch.

aug 23, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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bcvanislandguy.bsky.social @bcvanislandguy.bsky.social

It’s a fake post. T is disgusting but this isn’t the first time this account has posted something fake.

aug 23, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Show Me The Hope @show-me-the-hope.bsky.social

Exactly, and I’m unfollowing because I have zero respect for fake posts. No different from lies and LIES are what got us into - and keeps us in this unfathomable mess.

aug 24, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Karl @battlscarredbear.bsky.social

The only conclusion you can draw from her statement is that she has some distasteful contact with her father and she misunderstands how loathed he is by saying only half the country hates him

aug 24, 2025, 8:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Barredowlfriend @barredowlfriend.bsky.social

I'm sorry, WHAT?!

aug 24, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Liz Lemon Like @lizlemonlike.bsky.social

This can’t be a real post from her.

aug 24, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social

Oh come on Ivanka, some family secrets need to be kept secret

aug 23, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael@theFreakShow @catskillsmike.bsky.social

As further proof, people say she said if it WERE that small, why would she have had anything to do with it?

aug 23, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Billy Budapest @billybudapest-22.bsky.social

You mean half the world - as far as his manhood you’ve been play “Giddy up” daddy

aug 23, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kev Beachus @kevbeachus.bsky.social

Does she realise what she just said? Or is this yet more fake news?

aug 23, 2025, 9:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social

I just got off the phone with her. Apparently it's her tweet.

aug 23, 2025, 10:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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treefrog113.bsky.social @treefrog113.bsky.social

Then he should not act so despicable!

aug 23, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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FOGGthat 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @foggthat.bsky.social

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aug 24, 2025, 9:30 am • 3 1 • view
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The Philly ROCK Network @thephillyrocknetwork.com

I would have to ask her ... How does she KNOW how big his penis is? 🤔😲

aug 24, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Maceo Vive @maceovive.bsky.social

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️👍🤣

aug 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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m72renee.bsky.social @m72renee.bsky.social

🤔 ummmmm

aug 24, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
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LuAnne White @luannewhite.bsky.social

That’s a rather telling observation Ivanka.

aug 24, 2025, 6:52 am • 1 0 • view
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nathhelala.bsky.social @nathhelala.bsky.social

😂 Whether it's a real post or not, it's hilarious.😂😂

aug 24, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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DeepBlue6 @deepblue6.bsky.social

Oh. Skanky. Vanky.. Do. Tell..

aug 24, 2025, 10:50 am • 2 0 • view
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Annabeth Syndulla Janeway(She/Her/Hers) @cybrpnkvalksg1rl.bsky.social

I'm not entirely convinced that is the real account of Ivanka. It could be a parody account impersonating her.

aug 24, 2025, 4:38 am • 2 0 • view