I figured 4th grade was their Senior year.

That's no excuse for them still shitting in the shower and waffle stomping it down the drain.

But surely the issue of being able to believe thst ones leaders tell the truth even with omissions is reasonable?

Reading to 5th grade is way above the bar to be MAGA

Decades of Republican education cuts

Sad.

That may be true, but there are plenty of maggots with upper level education. Don’t fool yourself.

Comprehension puts it to kindergarten levels.

I remember when you had to qualify and pass tests to homeschool, and when books like “Why Johnny Can’t Read” we’re bestsellers. Then corporations realized that stupid people were easier to manipulate and began dismantling the public schools.

And that’s even before you correct for comprehension.

Doesn’t 4th grade reading level mean that they can only understand literal phrases and struggle with metaphors, irony, and arguments?

That’s exactly how it is. What’s left is emotionally loaded simple answers like: Others are guilty.

Thus begins our descent into Idiocracy.

"I don't needs ta learn to read! The Bible's the only book I needs to read, an I don'ts even need to read it, cause my preacher reads it for me!" #MAGA

The Bible is written at a 12th grade level, they can't read it at all.

When they're all lined up, crushing empty beer cans for nickels at the market, the existence of MAGA suddenly makes sense.

Will Trump's Department of War intervene in the Aluminum Can Wars of 2026?

It depends. If he declares war, they may need those empty beer cans for them to wear as shoes. Oh, wait, they're already doing that.

They're already stealing pallets.

Being used as a foundation for their new homes.

I don't know, I think they sell them.

It's a career.

Maybe,lol